recent regretsAmerican Apparel vows to "build wall around Mexican Apparel" and "make Mexican Apparel pay for it"
American Apparel files for Chapter XI bankruptcy
"masochistically dismembering a goat in a ritual sacrifice"
wondering what they called Eiffel Towering in ancient Rome
Kentonian Ikeda fellates Odobenus
the Simpsons are going to Andorra!
getting one shot at doing that joke and managing to screw up the punchline
people, all the people with big bellies banging bigger drums
being the only country in the world with naturally occurring Unobtanium
The Andorra Strain
being the only monarch in the world elected by common people and it is not even the common people of the country of which you are the monarch
wishing that Donald Trump would have made a guest appearance in the Stephen Colbert slash Pewdiepie interview, because it would be the confluence of the three most inexplicably popular people on the planet in your opinion
Old Woman's Island
better heads need shut eye
it really would be too simple to turn a description of a horrible use of sex as a means of oppression into a regret about Kento, Chris Lydon,and walruses
In layman terms, the husband is required to sit in the room while the chosen seed bearer, or a couple of them, rape his wife or wives
If you think my fingers look fat, you should see my fist
If you think my fingers look fat, you should see my ass
what happens when you freeze a hardboiled egg "sadistically dismembering a goat in a ritual sacrifice"
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(1) Vatican sacks gay priest after highly public coming out
(1) it really would be too simple to turn a description of a horrible use of sex as a means of oppression into a regret about Kento, Chris Lydon,and walruses
(1) being a barmacist
(2) that a duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm, prompting the bartender to ask "cash or charge" regarding the duck's payment method, to which the duck responds "just put it on my bill"
(2) i imgur com oneZuIsixmz jpg
(4) having never seen The Karate Dog, or any of the sequels, or the remake
(2) shooting Jackson C Frank in the eye with a pellet gun when you were a kid
(1) shaving a twelve inch gungan
(1) fusing Jennifer Lawrence with Jennifer Garner
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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