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meeting Brian Peppers (12077/0.9998)turtles (2442/0.0004)that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2334/0.5070)breasts (1438/0.0135)taking the hugest dump (1324/0.8725)gangnam style (1115/0.9991)not hooking up with Ryan (676/0.8836)Kento (669/0.9970)hey guys, remember Jaylala (470/0.9701)memorising every Star Trek episode (432/0.1455)that it took Ryan like a year to get the Regret Index back up again (418/0.7335)not starting that final paper sooner (416/0.8509)mixing beer and liquor (415/0.4161)eating those nachos from the boardwalk (410/0.4550)dating the wrong girl (404/0.5371)dating a much older and recently divorced man (401/0.6379)ever working as a web developer (401/0.3168)the inevitable slope towards death (397/0.4854)discovering webcomics (395/0.0649)not asking her out again, when she would have said yes the second time (393/0.7128)staying up Monday night to watch Heroes (393/0.5357)not googling The Underfold (392/0.2568)staying in bed on a nice day (392/0.5040)that all the other regrets were lost forever (390/0.6835)kissing him (388/0.2829)changing your Facebook language to Pirate English (386/0.3544)that last cup of coffee (385/0.3369)reading the Twilight Saga (384/0.6364)signing up for Twitter (384/0.1957)eating a sandwich that was past its expiration date (382/0.4625)myspace (382/0.8014)that ryan had to seek advice on twitter for his Xwindows problems (378/0.5048)staying with him even though I don't love him (378/0.8380)saying I'd do literally anything for her (376/0.6159)dating someone you work with (376/0.4110)being born too late for tall ships, and too soon for space ships (375/0.8166)painting the bedroom a color other than white or offwhite (375/0.1755)giving that dorky, but really sweet guy a chance (375/0.1885)Skipping the Fiance's family Easter Dinner to play xbox and go to a concert (374/0.2389)growing up (374/0.5355)missing Efterklang at the Dublin Docklands (373/0.2400)learning to play the xylophone (373/0.0469)caring what other people thought (372/0.8063)saying yes to a long distance relationship that was doomed from the start (370/0.7311)not studying (369/0.7335)pushing my way to the front, when they keep the good stuff 'till last (369/0.6593)milk (369/0.1935)being sucked into the teenage world of alcohol when I had much less problems when I was alcohol free (368/0.3453)push (367/0.3689)discovering fourchan (367/0.5274)Graduating college with a useless major (367/0.4734)not leaving her before she became completely dependant upon me (365/0.7829)dating a close friend (363/0.3761)skipping work because the computers have Facebook blocked (362/0.3678)going to law school (362/0.5111)dropping your iPod Touch and saying "Damn, that was an expensive iPod touch" (362/0.5844)dropping out of college (361/0.5075)playing World of Warcraft (359/0.5593)taking a creative writing course online (358/0.4211)giving up eating mammals (357/0.2400)saying "I don't know, I kind of like Katy Perry" (357/0.5420)going vegan (355/0.3816)sleeping with the boss' girlfriend (354/0.3571)rating regrets instead of working (352/0.4441)late night text messages (352/0.3827)that this thing doesn't cycle through all of the regrets when you're on a voting roll and you keep voting on the same ones over and over again (352/0.9041)telling the boss what you really thought of him (351/0.3883)mayonnaise (351/0.4907)nothing (349/0.2373)opening new cider (348/0.1031)eating that piece of candy you found at the bottom of your purse or in your pocket (348/0.3190)going to a track meet (347/0.3562)signing up for World of Warcraft (347/0.6783)joining the military (347/0.9620)not making a killing selling your Wii on eBay when you had the chance (346/0.5071)waking up this morning (346/0.2932)Stephen Fry not saying hello to you on Twitter because he's swamped with other people (345/0.5082)telling you the truth (344/0.3071)having sex with that influenzad pig in Mexico starting this whole Swine Flu thing (344/0.6160)subscribing to an actual, paper, newspaper (342/0.3641)getting back together with him or her (342/0.5893)making friends with the girls I should've had sexy times with (341/0.6423)saving money instead of traveling (340/0.4716)overdressing (339/0.4826)getting married too young & to a complete loser (339/0.6727)hardly revising for my Spanish Oral, but I regret bothering with it at all even more (336/0.7200)drinking another beer (336/0.4093)never skydiving (336/0.5057)getting drunk alone, then leaving ten minutes before my friends showed up (334/0.7544)buying a Playstation III (334/0.5091)buying a chocolate bar without checking the label first, only to find it had peanuts in it (333/0.2320)not checking the toilet seat first (333/0.8690)sexy times with a friend (333/0.2547)letting that guy get away with cheating just because you didn't like his girlfriend very much (332/0.5263)drawing a webcomic (332/0.1947)eating the whole bag of cookies even though you're not hungry (332/0.6851)spelling "dependent" incorrectly (331/0.6681)not pulling out (331/0.4609)Saying yes to him when he asked you a second time (330/0.5470)alienating so many of my relationships that I am actually looking forward to leaving my friends behind when I leave school (329/0.5212)using incorrect grammar or spelling in your regret listing (329/0.7453)not meeting that famous person before they die (329/0.6322)buying a Mac (329/0.2027)the internet (327/0.2244)reading that "Family Circus" strip (326/0.7643)not backing up my data (326/0.8897)flash games (326/0.3596)visiting this website (325/0.1656)going to grad school (324/0.4675)everything after the age of eleven (323/0.2990)not applying to more grad schools (323/0.4684)choosing perl as my language of specialization (322/0.5636)dating someone much younger (322/0.2500)failing your exams (321/0.7976)your last fast food dinner (321/0.4295)sitting in classychat all day and getting no work done (320/0.6020)losing your virginity to the wrong person (320/0.3673)the thirteenth shot (320/0.6810)Grad school (319/0.2190)spending so much time on the regret index (318/0.4225)regrets (317/0.7168)eating too much at Thanksgiving (316/0.2810)falling in love with two people and then having to choose (316/0.7817)ever signing up for this class (315/0.7073)Standing up for a wedding you want to fail (313/0.5500)quitting and going back to World of Warcraft EIGHT TIMES (312/0.6615)not kissing her (312/0.6538)coming out of the closet so late (311/0.7077)putting academics before your social life (310/0.4082)cheating on a girl you only later realize was The One (310/0.6977)kissing that boy in Ithaca (310/0.2600)shaving your privates (309/0.3919)not going to the gym (308/0.6679)that recent regrets are the only ones you can click on to say if you regret it or not whereas the top, bottom and most voted sections take you to the results MAYBE I REGRET ONE OF THOSE REGRETS TOO (307/0.8291)reading For Better or For Worse every day for years (307/0.6309)watching Heroes till the bitter end (307/0.6024)pulling an all nighter (306/0.3407)not believing her when she said "I'm a worse person than you are" (305/0.7097)packing light (304/0.3086)assuming my good friend was "just being really friendly" with my girlfriend (304/0.7383)being too drunk to notice a fractured limb (304/0.6604)repressing memories to avoid wincing all the time (304/0.3333)horribly overreacting to your crush finding a personfriend (303/0.7333)experimenting with new and interesting sandwich fillings (303/0.2044)trying that exotic food (302/0.1513)spending to much time on the internet (301/0.6526)saying "nucular" when you meant nuclear (301/0.7589)staying in college (300/0.0840)lying when I said "I love you" back (299/0.7959)not being a dinosaur (299/0.7834)flirting with somebody other than your significant other (299/0.2754)going slightly out of your way to step on that crunchy looking leaf (299/0.0433)watching Spanking the Monkey (298/0.5778)saying "yes" (298/0.4358)telling everyone Finding Nemo is your favorite film (298/0.3039)underdressing (298/0.5111)boning a zombie (297/0.4819)devoting your life to her so she could break off all contact with you (297/0.8269)only that you have but one life to give for your country (296/0.2340)moving on to that new relationship before you were over the last one (295/0.5500)continuing to sleep with a guy who'd already called you ugly (295/0.7636)dying (295/0.5733)sleeping in and being late (292/0.6171)choosing Computer Science as a major (291/0.4051)not saying at least "hello" (289/0.8959)having a second helping (289/0.3127)not going to see the Fleet Foxes in a small club when you had the chance (288/0.4725)missing that concert (288/0.7880)line dancing while drunk (288/0.2340)cooking hamburgers on my engine block (288/0.2545)drinking delicious lemonade (288/0.0887)that i used my mom's dildo (287/0.5517)asking them out (286/0.2770)getting a new laptop only to realize it doesn't have Firewire (285/0.4563)watching TV DVDs instead of going to bed only because the people are really good looking (285/0.4765)going to your drinking party for work (284/0.4000)getting into firefly (284/0.1067)accidentally inviting people to have a threesome in your car and then having to excuse yourself (282/0.6875)going to graduate school (282/0.2529)using the last of the milk (282/0.3614)deciding you are too cool to go to the prom (281/0.2867)giving away my last beer (280/0.4458)not just taking the easy way out for a freakin' change (280/0.5887)eating the tempura even after your asian friend sent his back because it looked bad (279/0.7097)boners (279/0.1156)crying when I shoulda played it cool (278/0.7512)not backing up the laptop's harddrive sooner (278/0.8255)risking going for a poop despite the small amount of toilet paper and then running out before youre done (277/0.8883)Biting fingernails (277/0.5600)watching an episode of your favorite childhood cartoon as an adult (277/0.3555)procrastinating (277/0.8092)putting very smelly lotion on your hands (277/0.7793)getting a liberal arts education (276/0.2500)playing videogames instead of revising for exams (275/0.6137)commenting on the current regret, only to realize you accidentally commented on the previous regret (275/0.7167)learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (275/0.2328)trying to get her to break up with you (274/0.4421)defending the bullied kid (273/0.0718)falling in love (273/0.2400)not telling everyone about the regret index (273/0.6225)being scared of my feelings (272/0.7389)choosing Turtle Tamer over Disco Bandit (272/0.5385)looking for sunglasses on your head (272/0.5241)selling my NES (271/0.7009)Zuda (269/0.5641)going through a Bob Marley phase in college, like EVERYONE else (267/0.2424)not buying gas until the last minute and then discovering prices have gone up (267/0.8024)staying because you were feeling really tired (264/0.4566)being harsh in letting down an admirer (264/0.6705)saying the word "hottie" (263/0.4660)dinosaurs (263/0.0468)losing the vitality of youth (262/0.8355)forgetting to take the money dispensed out of the cash machine (261/0.9429)not giving David Gwilliam kisses before he got married (261/0.2429)following Stephen Fry on Twitter (261/0.2083)staying together (259/0.4269)Dance Dance Revolution (259/0.3842)not finding more time to read (259/0.8718)watching that film (257/0.4887)not telling the truth in the fist place (256/0.8524)moving to another city where you don't know anyone to take a job you aren't sure about (256/0.3444)procreating (255/0.3725)cheating on them (255/0.5890)not memorising every Star Trek episode (254/0.2705)leaving (253/0.3021)physically assaulting that guy who can't even bother to tune in the easy listening station properly in his cubicle (252/0.1444)studying linguistics (252/0.2233)lying (251/0.5792)obama (251/0.1310)getting really drunk and telling your parents you kind of like the same sex (250/0.3611)not being able to finish anything you've ever started (250/0.9231)passing yourself off as royalty (250/0.1500)deleting old google calendars before figuring out how to combine them into another google calendar (249/0.5789)missing that apostrophe (249/0.7647)rhyming "girl" with "world" (249/0.6034)eating that last cookie (249/0.2684)being a fatty (249/0.7083)kissing (248/0.1121)getting addicted to The Sims (248/0.5537)having meaningless crushes based only on your own emptiness and not on how smokin' the crush is (247/0.6982)getting drunk at a wedding (246/0.1518)thinking you'd get that internship without trying (245/0.7593)calling your webcomic "Awkward Fumbles" (245/0.4651)trying out fisting with your room mate freshman year when you both drank a few too many wine coolers (245/0.6923)accidently pouring balsamic vinegar on my salad when all I wanted was olive oil (245/0.5271)reading a webcomic's entire archive in lieu of doing actual work (245/0.3783)messing up in court (244/0.7250)running away with the circus (244/0.2833)eating a candy bar instead of a real dinner (243/0.5446)eating the whole thing (243/0.5467)not actually knowing what a "Dear John" letter is (242/0.4356)deciding to get qualified as a high school teacher (240/0.3667)not telling the truth in the first place (240/0.8512)drunken emailing (240/0.5313)popping wheelies with the boys (240/0.0918)using the first person singular pronoun instead of the second person singular pronoun in your regret listing (239/0.7356)fry (239/0.1842)kicking yourself in the crotch to prove it's physically possible (239/0.6102)marrying the hot, nice one but still thinking about the not as hot, cool one (239/0.6286)living a life dictated by your phobias instead of your desires (239/0.8758)getting a little too drunk at that party (238/0.5938)buying a motorcycle (238/0.2121)eating at McDonalds (238/0.7137)pulling an all nighter to get work done and spending the whole night watching youtube videos instead (237/0.8503)not doing that 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(229/0.4894)not talking to her when her dogs came up to sniff you (228/0.7053)having to travel overseas to get dumped in person instead of receiving a Dear John letter (228/0.8000)spending the summer holidays in your bedroom, alone (228/0.6417)cheating (228/0.5185)saying yes (227/0.4368)going back for seconds on dessert (227/0.2512)coming to work this week even though it's pointless and you have nothing to do but think about your regrets (227/0.6444)islam (227/0.3306)seeing Crank II (226/0.3226)not playing sports in high school (226/0.3053)spending an hour commenting on these things (226/0.4902)not telling her how you feel when you had the chance (226/0.8354)thinking I'd find a better job (225/0.3704)watching vantage point (225/0.5833)not learning how to drive stick (225/0.6846)studying Engineering, those gyroscopes and their rotating reference frames (225/0.3333)rereading all the harry potter books (225/0.2344)not kissing more in high school (225/0.6887)adding a new regret for which you were trying to search (224/0.4429)not going out (224/0.7116)mismatching (224/0.3472)breaking up with my first love (224/0.2426)rubbing spider eggs into your eyes (224/0.8312)not saying hello to someone (223/0.8479)concerning yourself with regrets (223/0.6995)losing two portable music devices in less than two months (222/0.8696)spending hours, possibly days, watching everything your current celebrity crush is in (222/0.3548)watching Borat (222/0.2519)not just taking what you can get, even if it isn't really love (222/0.3469)earning a PhD instead of an MD (221/0.1935)pooping on a dog (221/0.2941)spending so much time watching Adam Sandler movies (221/0.6242)not kissing that person you really liked when you had the chance before they became a world famous popstar who is now totally beyond your reach (221/0.8511)trying those ultra spicy wings (220/0.3245)filling out the comment form and comment field (220/0.3175)staying up too late (219/0.5524)Not assuming I was hot enough to get booty (219/0.8058)getting plastic surgery (219/0.4231)using hint coins on that puzzle you knew the answer to (219/0.8000)never doing anything worth regretting (218/0.5954)watching mama mia (218/0.6234)getting into "Lost" (218/0.4054)not being in the play (218/0.4765)not breaking up with her before she broke up with me (218/0.6465)sleeping with my married friend (218/0.4516)eating tofu (218/0.2514)wasting all my free time playing MMORPGs that I will ultimately get bored of anyway WHY AREN'T I PRACTICING THE VOILIN INSTEAD (217/0.7368)fucking her up for life (217/0.7179)not brushing my teeth when I was younger (216/0.7805)things your ancestors did to another people (216/0.4324)sleeping around (216/0.3077)being a jerk to someone who was just doing their job (215/0.8263)the loss of all the regrets from the old incarnation of the index (215/0.7551)getting it pierced (215/0.2836)rudely correcting someone's grammar (215/0.4740)saying "I love you" (215/0.3064)forgetting (214/0.8454)answering a question without thinking about it first (214/0.8593)not working on my homework (214/0.7157)not becoming an astronaut (214/0.4468)assuming it was obvious (213/0.8984)daylight saving time (213/0.5385)looking at porn at work on your boss's computer (213/0.3333)bringing all the boys to the yard with your milkshake (213/0.3093)starting smoking (213/0.5172)reading typos in regret listings (212/0.7208)not finding out if the attractive guy is gay or not (212/0.5464)assuming that she would change for me (212/0.8529)being a stripper (212/0.3913)living abroad (212/0.1379)saying 'boners ahoy' (212/0.1000)buying a giant bag of haribo and caramel shortcakes and eating nearly all of them in one sitting (211/0.4750)proposing (211/0.3833)realizing that you're living in the Matrix (210/0.4370)marrying him despite my parents advice (210/0.4286)the final episode of the Battlestar Galactica reimagining (209/0.3800)not sleeping with you when I had the chance (209/0.7087)getting caught (209/0.7290)having sex with that totally crazy person (209/0.4118)the metric system (209/0.1795)waiting too long before i told my parents off (208/0.5631)not writing that paper (208/0.7386)getting drunk instead of studying for that exam (208/0.5000)regret (208/0.6080)believing it's not butter (208/0.4406)not standing up for yourself (208/0.9130)never making an appointment with that therapist (208/0.5036)strangling a baby penguin (208/0.6190)not going to the bathroom before you left the house (207/0.9175)bacon (207/0.1753)not telling your grandfather you loved him before he died (207/0.8182)ordering a spiciness level of hot instead of medium the first time you go to a restaurant (207/0.5704)your failure to include a "that's not something I can regret because it did not involve me" button (207/0.5657)letting them go (206/0.4497)staying with her even though you weren't attracted to her (206/0.6854)not going zorbing when I had the chance (206/0.6875)farting in class (206/0.5444)hooking up for sex on Craigslist (206/0.6250)not asking her out, even though you know she'd say yes (205/0.8492)adding a stupid meta regret that everyone else will have to click "haven't done it yet" for if they want to answer truthfully (205/0.6154)almost sleeping with her (205/0.4536)wearing hipster glasses (205/0.2360)getting another girl pregnant when your girlfriend's dad just died (204/0.7895)having a kid (203/0.3611)changing your mind (201/0.4333)talking to strangers (201/0.1311)Not defending the bullied kid (201/0.7871)the time and energy you devoted to Star Wars now that we know it was poorly planned hack work (201/0.4773)farting in the elevator (200/0.3451)having one or more children (200/0.4286)not cleaning the bathroom before your mother comes for a visit (200/0.6967)getting HIV from unprotected sex (200/0.8333)staying in that dead end job because it required less work than following your dream (199/0.8889)having a crush on the Utahraptor (199/0.1786)smoking pot (199/0.2340)not telling your best 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guy in the bathroom (189/0.4412)being British (189/0.1698)adding this to StumbleUpon (188/0.2381)shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die (188/0.2043)having a fake smile and knowing it (188/0.5705)letting Ilsa get on that plane with Victor (188/0.5439)accepting a lower paying but much less stressfull job (188/0.1413)falling asleep while cooking with the stove (188/0.8621)using the word retarded (188/0.5287)word CAPTCHA fields (187/0.6364)dumping her for her best friend (186/0.5610)waiting too long to let go of your feelings (186/0.8667)kicking my little brother in the junk when we were kids (185/0.3333)having that last tequila (185/0.5238)buying food for homeless people (185/0.1760)taking AP classes (185/0.1349)friggin' monotheism (184/0.5839)Going to the wrong college just to stay with a significant other (184/0.7368)staying with an abusive boyfriend (184/0.8837)yelling at someone who didn't deserve it (184/0.9419)having that plastic surgery (184/0.5714)eating kfc (184/0.5350)saying, "boners ahoy!" (184/0.0787)accepting candy from strangers (183/0.1204)loving lamp (183/0.1771)responding with Sassy Molassy (183/0.2658)wearing the same socks for more than a day (183/0.3506)having sex with zak (183/0.6957)helping him cheat on all his girlfriends in the past three years (183/0.5000)eating way more of the pie than you initally planned (183/0.5633)defending cream soda (183/0.0901)never meeintg him (182/0.4000)your excessively tight pants (182/0.6045)lack of specificity (182/0.7534)not doing more drugs (182/0.4103)drinking the questionable milk (181/0.6589)putting your social life before your academics (181/0.4488)Working with IT Recruiters (181/0.6905)falling in love with her, even though you knew it was wrong (180/0.6146)accepting the job doing technical work for a political campaign (180/0.5000)valuing money over leisure time (180/0.6224)your lack of personality (180/0.5437)perpetuating internet memes (180/0.3750)having that threesome (180/0.2609)crying over spilt milk 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(174/0.6000)pulling your hair out (174/0.5106)not telling her you loved her before she moved away (174/0.7595)being alone (174/0.4936)having bonitus (174/0.7593)asking someone out even though you're pretty sure the crush is unrequited (174/0.4904)taking the earlier flight home when you could have spent another day or two at the beach (173/0.7222)making out with an ex (173/0.4868)not talking to strangers (173/0.7089)spending too much money on something you don't really need (173/0.8217)cooking yourself a lavish meal and not sharing it with anyone (173/0.2662)taking beloved pets to an animal shelter after being evicted (173/0.8333)wasting ten years in a spiraling morass of unrequited love (173/0.8370)watching House (173/0.2643)the thing no one knows about (172/0.7194)asking her out (172/0.2389)getting the same questions over and over again on this here Regret Index (172/0.7864)having faith that the cake wasn't a lie (172/0.5446)saying you hated english people to an english person (172/0.3696)not waxing your eyebrows in high school (172/0.1702)quitting that deadbeat job with decent money because you were unhappy (172/0.2987)telling people you listen to indie music (171/0.2963)breaking the law (171/0.1397)having a one night stand (171/0.3662)ceasing communication with the guy who loved me because I was afraid (171/0.7358)playing in traffic (171/0.1712)Being born (171/0.1491)having sex with your boss' underage daughter (171/0.2500)painting your fingernails black (170/0.2593)not going to prom (170/0.2088)getting obsessed with your best friend (170/0.5208)telling a joke you hadn't thought all the way through (170/0.8963)looking ahead instead of living in the moment (169/0.5957)working at your job (169/0.3381)being American (169/0.2160)coming to the realization that you are not Tyler Durden (169/0.4176)leaving a DVD out, such that it gets dusty (169/0.7985)letting your hobby become "work" (169/0.5119)giving up (169/0.7415)dying in the gutter (168/0.5581)being so drunk that your dog ate your face wooooo (168/0.4545)not calling your mother every week (168/0.4191)bringing up your distaste for Disney music (168/0.1711)not admitting you're a transvestite (168/0.4878)Bush (168/0.7761)spending money on something you don't need then having no money for food (167/0.8148)ignoring other people's feelings (167/0.7452)continuing to wear gloves that got wet in the snow (167/0.7744)breaking bones while snowboarding (167/0.1538)getting that chinese food for lunch (167/0.3969)not getting that surgery (166/0.3176)correcting your friends everytime they misspell Dromiceiomimus (166/0.2000)using a symbol and being asked to retype your regret (166/0.6471)drinking a cold beer in the shower (166/0.0741)intentionally spreading Swine Flu (166/0.2923)watching movies where the audio and video are out of sync (165/0.8497)having only one nightstand (165/0.3981)following that white rabbit (165/0.1111)not going to music school and studying enginnering instead (165/0.3750)not 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she asked me not to (146/0.5208)some of the things I say to my kids when I'm pissed off (146/0.6977)hearing what you want to hear instead of what was really said (146/0.8480)moving to winnipeg (146/0.6667)the eighties (146/0.3784)talking shit about people (146/0.6061)getting into that pointless internet argument (146/0.6186)believing that the world would become ultra futuristic like in snow crash or the fifth element only to be disappointed (145/0.6437)keeping it real (145/0.1557)zipping your fly a little too hastily (145/0.7143)joining glee club (145/0.4828)missing the NBA playoffs to watch the new episode of 'Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern' (145/0.2069)saying nothing was wrong when you were leaving (145/0.7789)going to an Ivy League school (145/0.2400)skipping work to sit in the sun (145/0.1212)Ryan Seacrest (145/0.7944)that all you base are belong to us (145/0.4435)stealing the enterprise (145/0.2105)not flushing the toilet (145/0.6810)Sleeping with a coworker while taking a 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that the plural of "ninja" is "ninja" (134/0.3409)from stretching your ears (134/0.4595)getting married too young (134/0.6111)my frenemy getting picked to be in this club I knew about first, and me NOT getting picked (134/0.7143)attending an unnecessary meeting (133/0.8440)showing the family your "abstract" art piece that, now that you look at it, looks like ovaries (133/0.6000)learning lisp (133/0.2619)spending an entire day listening to the same song on repeat (133/0.2348)eating too much pork fu (132/0.4222)singing karaoke (132/0.3402)loosing a third of your life to sleep (132/0.4758)not knowing a dead language (132/0.5351)putting off this paper (131/0.7685)getting hooked on Harry Potter or Twilight (131/0.2375)finding out what goatse was (131/0.6600)growing long hair (131/0.1466)running with scissors (130/0.1910)letting your ex have your Dreamcast (130/0.8684)not letting someone trust you (130/0.7123)not checking your bank account balance first (130/0.7600)regretting things (130/0.6087)playing the sims (130/0.3263)getting divorced (130/0.2500)pretending to be a really hard worker (130/0.3750)playing it too cool (129/0.7374)jumping in that lake (129/0.1839)not seeing Nicolas Cage after seeing Face Off (129/0.1795)a log cabin (129/0.1667)making a character on FurryMUCK (129/0.6429)getting caught ogling (129/0.5051)not being Ryan's lover (129/0.5631)being in the closet literally (129/0.4000)voting on regrets instead of working on your paper (129/0.7053)laughing because you suddenly remembered something hilarious, then realizing strangers are looking at you (129/0.2984)not loving apple pie (128/0.3333)not telling your parents (128/0.2788)buying those shoes (128/0.3153)owning a Nickleback album (128/0.7500)mARRIAGE (128/0.1818)clogging the kitchen sink with rice (128/0.7838)making love to your hand (128/0.1818)watching daredevil (128/0.7164)accidentally the whole bottle (128/0.7059)bursting out into evil laughter in a crowded or public place (127/0.2527)getting drunk on a Thursday afternoon instead of doing schoolwork (127/0.3553)passing up an all expenses paid trip to a house full of puppies and birthday cake (127/0.7903)being socially inept (127/0.7642)entering a relationship with a geographically distant internet friend (127/0.5294)spending all your free time taking cocaine and listening to Daft Punk on extremely expensive speakers (127/0.5000)Jack Kerouac (127/0.2143)not starting your correspondance course until two months before it was due (126/0.7838)not trying harder to get along with your roommates (126/0.4634)crying (126/0.3190)posting bad fanfiction on the internet (126/0.6047)spending the entire day on the computer (126/0.6967)a typo in an average tweet, that then is applied to your Facebook page (126/0.6786)failing to notice that the sad girl you just passed was actually a damsel in distress, and you didn't help her (126/0.8765)Voting "yes" or "no" on very broad "regrets" without enough information to determine if you regret it or not, because it's inaccurate to say you've never done it (126/0.6392)not showering for days at a time (126/0.5364)buying that new gadget (125/0.3039)shaving that goat in your living room because you can't get the hairs out of the carpet (125/0.8000)accidentally sending a bitchy email to the person you were bitching about instead of a friend (125/0.8372)not finishing grad school (125/0.4286)hearing the song "I'm Too Sexy" (125/0.4561)watching an entire tv series of greater than fifty episodes over the course of a week instead of working or studying (125/0.3980)mistaking tears for repudiation of the rumours involving her kissing someone else (124/0.8667)dyeing your hair (124/0.2545)not using the source management system from the beginning (124/0.7576)making out with that guy at that party (124/0.6000)never following through with your plans for world domination (124/0.7327)telling the truth, even though it hurt him (124/0.2875)sending those nudes (124/0.5122)Bill O'Reilly (124/0.8353)getting drunk and cheating on you, and then not trying to work it out with you because i was a coward! (124/0.6000)tiger's belly (124/0.2222)your mutton chop sideburns (124/0.3158)thinking 'i'll just smoke that one cigarette' after you'd quit (124/0.8182)going on study abroad in Scotland (124/0.4348)becoming an atheist (124/0.1124)accidentaly clicking the wrong regret index button (123/0.8118)neing a super freak super freak (123/0.1739)being a Cubs fan (123/0.4800)smoking a hookah with live coals in a carpeted room (123/0.5758)Facebook (123/0.4655)the very last thing you said (123/0.0991)going to that anime convention (123/0.5278)falling in (123/0.4722)telling a hurtful truth (123/0.4184)eating the whole bag of sour patch kids (123/0.4146)Your myspace (123/0.7083)not telling her sooner (122/0.7882)Scott Temple (122/0.6000)Fictional Jimbo Wales (122/0.1875)moving out of your parent's house (122/0.0941)the inescapability of fatalism (122/0.4615)google image searching lolikon (122/0.5319)not really being in any relationships yet and therefore having to choose haven't done it yet on all the relationship related regrets (122/0.6800)waiting (122/0.6311)constantly fearing regret (122/0.8140)not having kids (122/0.1029)almost always using the British spellings for things, even though you are an American and your spell check always tells you it's wrong (122/0.2090)breathing (122/0.1161)throwing up on yourself in the bathtub (122/0.7500)changing your cell phone number (121/0.1915)kissing that bearded man (121/0.2558)being ilegal (121/0.3514)accidentally acquiring a really weird fetish you never would have known existed without the internet (121/0.6765)ever smoking that first cigarette (121/0.5600)being bad at social networking (120/0.7273)loving you too much (120/0.3676)never telling him how much you hate his stupid cat (120/0.4474)a tiny woman (120/0.2639)never loving at all (120/0.7059)japan (120/0.3176)being a stupid freak with low self esteem (120/0.7429)telling him or her you love them, and now the friendship is all weird (120/0.6986)tasting your own semen 'just to see 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(117/0.4750)turning the phone off (117/0.3564)eating that double quarter pounder (117/0.5111)not wearing your plate once you had your braces off so your teeth go all wonky again (117/0.6957)being kicked out of your religion and feeling like maybe you should get a new one, but that getting a new religion because it's a religion rather than because you agree with its ideals is kinda a bad idea (117/0.7714)using 'me', 'my' etc in regrets rather than 'you', 'your', thus resulting in regrets that MAKE NO SENSE (117/0.8000)not making your move when you had the chance (117/0.8911)sunburn (117/0.8091)not studyng early enough for all three finals (117/0.7113)gay (117/0.1452)falling in ove (117/0.4242)being someone's experimental phase (117/0.4464)growing up in a nonchurchgoing family (117/0.1000)learning keyboard shortcuts too late (117/0.7791)not leaving work before it started bloody raining (116/0.7470)not going to grad school in Spain (116/0.3226)pretending you didn't see that homeless guy (116/0.4766)naming your child after a celebrity or celebrity's child (116/0.6818)penis game (116/0.3125)donating to public radio (116/0.1860)losing your virginity when you did (116/0.2603)not losing your virginity (116/0.4706)finding out what you can expect in the days and years to come (115/0.5294)being so screwed up by the past that you never give love a chance (115/0.8971)saving Private Ryan (115/0.5000)rubbing my face in a tiger's belly (115/0.2889)not pursuing a career in music (115/0.3913)making that music video and then posting it on the internet (115/0.4839)opening your heart (115/0.4483)having an internet wife (115/0.4286)sending emails using your friends emails when he or she leaves themselves logged in and are not looking (115/0.2449)joining Facebook (115/0.3434)leaving the band (115/0.4250)reading Twilight (115/0.6341)realizing it doesn't matter how smart you are if you still feel alone constantly (115/0.7386)eating a poo (115/0.4762)asking her to prom and her saying no (115/0.3750)having a onesome (115/0.1649)not geting your bone on frequently or ever (114/0.7439)severing a vein (114/0.7407)not talking about it (114/0.7228)telling all your friends that the new Watchmen movie would be really good (114/0.5000)Leading her on (114/0.6456)putting your jeans and socks in one load (114/0.1333)leaving the barf for the staff to clean up (114/0.4493)Times New Roman (114/0.3689)slaving away for five plus years to get a PhD, only to find that you have to teach 'tards with it (114/0.8077)not being able to work up the courage to ask a girl out for most of my life (113/0.8272)taking out your anger on yourself rather than the person who caused it (113/0.7684)buying an expensive mobile phone (113/0.5532)buying Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (113/0.3704)tweed jackets with leather elbow patches (113/0.2090)that haircut (113/0.4706)leaving a flash drive in a public computer (113/0.8333)Pretending to be asleep to avoid talking (113/0.1474)checking your significant other's email accounts for nefarious emails when they're in the shower (113/0.5000)eating solely out of boredom (113/0.7374)Nerd raging (113/0.3467)drinking your first drink (113/0.1087)being electrocuted (112/0.6140)making out with friends of the same gender for fun (112/0.3019)Answering "Nothing" when asked "What's wrong" (112/0.6827)snapping tendons in my hand after a failed dunk attempt (112/0.6400)spending the entire night going through the archives of that webcomic (112/0.2762)listening to so much Christian pop (112/0.6977)mixing internet slang into your normal speech (112/0.5053)chewing on things (112/0.2762)learning new and interesting things about skin and blood (111/0.1758)your first webpage (111/0.5119)downloading that rick astley song (111/0.3770)eating a puppy becase it was the only thing on the deserted island (111/0.3333)sitting at the computer right now (111/0.4679)trying something new (111/0.2330)white type on a black background (111/0.3010)failing to take hints (111/0.9091)the Lord of the Rings (111/0.2079)all of the Yo Yo Ma jokes (111/0.4478)llove me llong time (111/0.4792)getting a tattoo (111/0.2222)clicking on that link (110/0.6458)taking advice from random people on the internet (110/0.4096)buying a house (110/0.5217)That movie The Spirit (110/0.8293)bleaching your hair (110/0.3889)being introduced to yaoi (110/0.4603)moving far away from your family (110/0.3167)obviously trying to be the thousandth regret (110/0.4000)going to a tiny college (110/0.2941)stepping on worms (110/0.6989)the cockiness of youth (110/0.4615)not listening to your parents (110/0.4040)eating a kitten just to prove you're evil (110/0.3429)not listening to music for the sole reason of it being popular (110/0.3571)coming back from that overseas job (110/0.6364)kissing all those boys before finally accepting you were gay (110/0.6667)getting into that threesome with two other people who didn't know (110/0.8235)taking that corner too fast (110/0.6184)Being a True and Vivid Account of the Life and Times of Kento Ikeda, Esq (110/0.4211)learning so many digits of pi (110/0.2500)that a city built on rock and roll would be structurally unsound (109/0.8105)Telling her you'd love her forever before looking at the pregnancy test (109/0.6538)not being a genius (109/0.6622)choosing Philosophy as your major (109/0.4400)eating at that really expensive restaurant (109/0.3333)spending so much time and money on a now failed relationship (109/0.6176)my high GPA in high school (109/0.2333)making the one big decision (109/0.3061)never writing that scholarship essay (109/0.6164)winning (109/0.1313)making gang signs in Facebook photos (109/0.5172)stabbing them in the back (109/0.5490)hiding the halibut on the poop deck (109/0.4783)kurt cobain's death (109/0.4831)buying corn tortillas instead of flour tortillas (109/0.4211)caring more about the things you say than the people you're speaking to do (108/0.7126)hardly ever taking the dog for a walk (108/0.8871)mytholigizing him, like he does you (108/0.7209)not applying to more colleges (108/0.4301)reading The Underfold (108/0.4667)slaughtering and devouring your neighbour's pony (108/0.4359)talking yourself into a relationship (108/0.8000)explaining to someone what the Regret Index is (108/0.2075)looking at porn (108/0.3617)not going (107/0.8283)loving that boy so much (107/0.4800)
The Amazing Regret Index was made by ryan north of dinosaur comics and project wonderful fame. the logo is based on garrulus, used with a CC attribution license.
