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sand hockey
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Stain Proof Shirts Are Put To The Test
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literally the third best thing you'll see is a scaffolded up clock
moose hockey
the reverse SUB ZERO
the reverse scorpion
Candace stated eleven times during the session that she was dying, to which Ponder responded, "You want to die, OK, then die, Go ahead, die right now"
I know you heard so many people say I got a dickgirl in every town
I know you heard so many people say I got a different girl in every town
Pussy Monster, Jedi Master
Mace Windu, Pussy Master
World's Most Inbred Anything title goes to the English, big surprise
Smallie Biggs
self Eiffel Towering machine Kentos
encountering a bizarre and horrifying bug in which Myke Hawke got out of the shower and the pixelation over his genitals disappeared, but he failed to get dressed, leaving his frightening Ken doll crotch in plain view
honhonhon oui oui baguette
Edward Salisbury Field, her last companion in adventure, described her as "the only woman in the world worth dying for"
wondering what's the tougher nickname to have in school, Analhite or Analite
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(1) sand hockey
(1) Candace stated eleven times during the session that she was dying, to which Ponder responded, "You want to die, OK, then die, Go ahead, die right now"
(4) encountering a bizarre and horrifying bug in which Myke Hawke got out of the shower and the pixelation over his genitals disappeared, but he failed to get dressed, leaving his frightening Ken doll crotch in plain view
(1) Myke Hawke getting caught in a bear trap
(6) that the regret index is no longer powered by regret
(1) In his statement, Trump said that "we are going to have the space force" which he deemed a "separate but equal" branch of the military
(1) Sophie Turner named two girls assaulted by her brother on social media
(3) wondering why Kento's IP address was banned and not rachel's, because rachel wrote just as many regrets as Kento, so Kento must have been doing something really bad
(8) assuming that there is a Sim version of yourself and wondering what their deal is
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
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keeping Harry Mason alive through a whole game, only to have him go and get killed off in another game without you being able to do anything about it (1.0000)
your dyslexia flaring up (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
tits (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12566/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
hey guys, remember Jaylala (2705/0.9975)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
breasts (1441/0.0135)
taking the hugest dump (1326/0.8727)
gangnam style (1118/0.9982)
not eating out Kento (744/0.0000)
not hooking up with Ryan (678/0.8840)
memorising every Star Trek episode (434/0.1557)
that it took Ryan like a year to get the Regret Index back up again (420/0.7343)
mixing beer and liquor (418/0.4221)
not starting that final paper sooner (417/0.8513)
eating those nachos from the boardwalk (412/0.4607)
dating the wrong girl (405/0.5391)
ever working as a web developer (404/0.3301)
dating a much older and recently divorced man (402/0.6441)
discovering webcomics (400/0.0769)
the inevitable slope towards death (399/0.4884)
staying up Monday night to watch Heroes (396/0.5439)
that all the other regrets were lost forever (395/0.6879)
staying in bed on a nice day (395/0.5079)
not asking her out again, when she would have said yes the second time (393/0.7128)
not googling The Underfold (393/0.2554)
kissing him (389/0.2864)
changing your Facebook language to Pirate English (388/0.3625)
that last cup of coffee (387/0.3416)
signing up for Twitter (386/0.1983)
reading the Twilight Saga (385/0.6396)
eating a sandwich that was past its expiration date (383/0.4647)
dating someone you work with (382/0.4342)
myspace (382/0.8014)
staying with him even though I don't love him (381/0.8414)
that ryan had to seek advice on twitter for his Xwindows problems (379/0.5072)
saying I'd do literally anything for her (377/0.6182)
Skipping the Fiance's family Easter Dinner to play xbox and go to a concert (376/0.2456)
painting the bedroom a color other than white or offwhite (376/0.1789)
growing up (375/0.5370)
being born too late for tall ships, and too soon for space ships (375/0.8166)
caring what other people thought (375/0.8051)
giving that dorky, but really sweet guy a chance (375/0.1885)
learning to play the xylophone (374/0.0543)
missing Efterklang at the Dublin Docklands (373/0.2400)
being sucked into the teenage world of alcohol when I had much less problems when I was alcohol free (372/0.3636)
saying yes to a long distance relationship that was doomed from the start (371/0.7324)
pushing my way to the front, when they keep the good stuff 'till last (370/0.6618)
milk (370/0.1935)
not studying (369/0.7335)
Graduating college with a useless major (369/0.4795)
discovering fourchan (368/0.5294)
push (367/0.3689)
not leaving her before she became completely dependant upon me (365/0.7829)
going to law school (365/0.5319)
dropping your iPod Touch and saying "Damn, that was an expensive iPod touch" (365/0.6000)
dating a close friend (365/0.3772)
skipping work because the computers have Facebook blocked (364/0.3820)
dropping out of college (364/0.5217)
playing World of Warcraft (361/0.5667)
taking a creative writing course online (361/0.4500)
giving up eating mammals (358/0.2460)
sleeping with the boss' girlfriend (357/0.4000)
saying "I don't know, I kind of like Katy Perry" (357/0.5420)
going vegan (356/0.3816)
mayonnaise (355/0.4939)
that this thing doesn't cycle through all of the regrets when you're on a voting roll and you keep voting on the same ones over and over again (354/0.9050)
rating regrets instead of working (353/0.4459)
telling the boss what you really thought of him (352/0.3942)
late night text messages (352/0.3827)
nothing (351/0.2421)
opening new cider (349/0.1077)
signing up for World of Warcraft (349/0.6838)
eating that piece of candy you found at the bottom of your purse or in your pocket (349/0.3214)
joining the military (349/0.9623)
going to a track meet (348/0.3605)
not making a killing selling your Wii on eBay when you had the chance (348/0.5141)
waking up this morning (347/0.2954)
Stephen Fry not saying hello to you on Twitter because he's swamped with other people (346/0.5082)
having sex with that influenzad pig in Mexico starting this whole Swine Flu thing (345/0.6190)
telling you the truth (344/0.3071)
subscribing to an actual, paper, newspaper (343/0.3676)
getting back together with him or her (342/0.5893)
making friends with the girls I should've had sexy times with (342/0.6437)
saving money instead of traveling (341/0.4739)
overdressing (340/0.4844)
getting married too young & to a complete loser (340/0.6786)
never skydiving (337/0.5038)
hardly revising for my Spanish Oral, but I regret bothering with it at all even more (336/0.7200)
drinking another beer (336/0.4093)
getting drunk alone, then leaving ten minutes before my friends showed up (335/0.7565)
buying a Playstation III (335/0.5179)
sexy times with a friend (335/0.2570)
letting that guy get away with cheating just because you didn't like his girlfriend very much (334/0.5313)
alienating so many of my relationships that I am actually looking forward to leaving my friends behind when I leave school (333/0.5266)
spelling "dependent" incorrectly (333/0.6709)
buying a chocolate bar without checking the label first, only to find it had peanuts in it (333/0.2320)
not checking the toilet seat first (333/0.8690)
drawing a webcomic (332/0.1947)
eating the whole bag of cookies even though you're not hungry (332/0.6851)
using incorrect grammar or spelling in your regret listing (331/0.7500)
not pulling out (331/0.4609)
Saying yes to him when he asked you a second time (331/0.5508)
not meeting that famous person before they die (329/0.6322)
buying a Mac (329/0.2027)
flash games (329/0.3627)
the internet (329/0.2293)
going to grad school (329/0.4810)
reading that "Family Circus" strip (326/0.7643)
not backing up my data (326/0.8897)
choosing perl as my language of specialization (325/0.5690)
sitting in classychat all day and getting no work done (325/0.6176)
visiting this website (325/0.1656)
everything after the age of eleven (325/0.3036)
not applying to more grad schools (325/0.4750)
dating someone much younger (323/0.2474)
the thirteenth shot (323/0.6891)
failing your exams (322/0.7988)
your last fast food dinner (322/0.4314)
losing your virginity to the wrong person (321/0.3716)
Grad school (321/0.2336)
spending so much time on the regret index (319/0.4247)
falling in love with two people and then having to choose (319/0.7862)
regrets (318/0.7179)
eating too much at Thanksgiving (317/0.2836)
ever signing up for this class (315/0.7073)
quitting and going back to World of Warcraft EIGHT TIMES (315/0.6765)
Standing up for a wedding you want to fail (314/0.5574)
putting academics before your social life (313/0.4113)
kissing that boy in Ithaca (313/0.3019)
not kissing her (313/0.6553)
cheating on a girl you only later realize was The One (312/0.7111)
coming out of the closet so late (312/0.6970)
shaving your privates (312/0.4000)
that recent regrets are the only ones you can click on to say if you regret it or not whereas the top, bottom and most voted sections take you to the results MAYBE I REGRET ONE OF THOSE REGRETS TOO (309/0.8308)
not going to the gym (309/0.6690)
not believing her when she said "I'm a worse person than you are" (308/0.7165)
watching Heroes till the bitter end (308/0.6071)
reading For Better or For Worse every day for years (307/0.6309)
packing light (307/0.3171)
experimenting with new and interesting sandwich fillings (307/0.2086)
pulling an all nighter (307/0.3431)
assuming my good friend was "just being really friendly" with my girlfriend (305/0.7407)
repressing memories to avoid wincing all the time (305/0.3366)
being too drunk to notice a fractured limb (304/0.6604)
horribly overreacting to your crush finding a personfriend (304/0.7348)
flirting with somebody other than your significant other (303/0.2924)
trying that exotic food (303/0.1544)
watching Spanking the Monkey (302/0.6122)
saying "nucular" when you meant nuclear (302/0.7606)
spending to much time on the internet (301/0.6526)
telling everyone Finding Nemo is your favorite film (301/0.3238)
staying in college (301/0.0879)
lying when I said "I love you" back (300/0.7973)
not being a dinosaur (300/0.7842)
saying "yes" (299/0.4380)
going slightly out of your way to step on that crunchy looking leaf (299/0.0433)
boning a zombie (298/0.4881)
devoting your life to her so she could break off all contact with you (298/0.8286)
underdressing (298/0.5111)
only that you have but one life to give for your country (297/0.2373)
continuing to sleep with a guy who'd already called you ugly (297/0.7719)
moving on to that new relationship before you were over the last one (296/0.5500)
dying (296/0.5789)
sleeping in and being late (292/0.6171)
choosing Computer Science as a major (292/0.4125)
drinking delicious lemonade (292/0.1014)
not saying at least "hello" (290/0.8963)
line dancing while drunk (290/0.2500)
cooking hamburgers on my engine block (290/0.2632)
having a second helping (289/0.3127)
not going to see the Fleet Foxes in a small club when you had the chance (288/0.4725)
missing that concert (288/0.7880)
that i used my mom's dildo (287/0.5517)
asking them out (286/0.2770)
getting a new laptop only to realize it doesn't have Firewire (286/0.4615)
watching TV DVDs instead of going to bed only because the people are really good looking (285/0.4765)
going to your drinking party for work (285/0.4048)
getting into firefly (285/0.1126)
using the last of the milk (285/0.3651)
going to graduate school (284/0.2697)
accidentally inviting people to have a threesome in your car and then having to excuse yourself (282/0.6875)
giving away my last beer (281/0.4491)
not just taking the easy way out for a freakin' change (281/0.5905)
deciding you are too cool to go to the prom (281/0.2867)
eating the tempura even after your asian friend sent his back because it looked bad (280/0.7143)
crying when I shoulda played it cool (279/0.7476)
Biting fingernails (279/0.5644)
not backing up the laptop's harddrive sooner (279/0.8263)
watching an episode of your favorite childhood cartoon as an adult (279/0.3566)
boners (279/0.1156)
procrastinating (278/0.8099)
playing videogames instead of revising for exams (277/0.6170)
risking going for a poop despite the small amount of toilet paper and then running out before youre done (277/0.8883)
getting a liberal arts education (277/0.2500)
putting very smelly lotion on your hands (277/0.7793)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (276/0.2328)
defending the bullied kid (275/0.0820)
commenting on the current regret, only to realize you accidentally commented on the previous regret (275/0.7167)
being scared of my feelings (274/0.7415)
trying to get her to break up with you (274/0.4421)
choosing Turtle Tamer over Disco Bandit (274/0.5185)
looking for sunglasses on your head (274/0.5298)
not telling everyone about the regret index (274/0.6244)
falling in love (273/0.2400)
selling my NES (272/0.7034)
Zuda (270/0.5750)
not buying gas until the last minute and then discovering prices have gone up (269/0.8047)
going through a Bob Marley phase in college, like EVERYONE else (267/0.2424)
staying because you were feeling really tired (265/0.4598)
following Stephen Fry on Twitter (265/0.2400)
being harsh in letting down an admirer (264/0.6705)
dinosaurs (264/0.0466)
losing the vitality of youth (264/0.8377)
not giving David Gwilliam kisses before he got married (263/0.2500)
saying the word "hottie" (263/0.4660)
regret index greatest tits, Kento (263/0.0153)
forgetting to take the money dispensed out of the cash machine (262/0.9434)
not finding more time to read (262/0.8692)
staying together (260/0.4302)
Dance Dance Revolution (259/0.3842)
watching that film (258/0.4910)
cheating on them (257/0.5867)
not telling the truth in the fist place (257/0.8531)
not memorising every Star Trek episode (256/0.2727)
moving to another city where you don't know anyone to take a job you aren't sure about (256/0.3444)
cornholing Willie Mays (256/0.0000)
procreating (255/0.3725)
studying linguistics (255/0.2453)
leaving (253/0.3021)
not being able to finish anything you've ever started (253/0.9192)
physically assaulting that guy who can't even bother to tune in the easy listening station properly in his cubicle (253/0.1538)
getting really drunk and telling your parents you kind of like the same sex (252/0.3947)
eating that last cookie (252/0.2778)
getting addicted to The Sims (252/0.5680)
obama (252/0.1348)
being a fatty (252/0.7143)
lying (251/0.5792)
rhyming "girl" with "world" (251/0.6102)
deleting old google calendars before figuring out how to combine them into another google calendar (250/0.5862)
passing yourself off as royalty (250/0.1500)
kissing (249/0.1116)
missing that apostrophe (249/0.7647)
getting drunk at a wedding (248/0.1579)
calling your webcomic "Awkward Fumbles" (248/0.5000)
having meaningless crushes based only on your own emptiness and not on how smokin' the crush is (248/0.7000)
accidently pouring balsamic vinegar on my salad when all I wanted was olive oil (248/0.5379)
trying out fisting with your room mate freshman year when you both drank a few too many wine coolers (247/0.7073)
running away with the circus (247/0.3065)
thinking you'd get that internship without trying (246/0.7615)
reading a webcomic's entire archive in lieu of doing actual work (246/0.3810)
messing up in court (244/0.7250)
using the first person singular pronoun instead of the second person singular pronoun in your regret listing (244/0.7473)
eating the whole thing (244/0.5487)
popping wheelies with the boys (244/0.1275)
eating a candy bar instead of a real dinner (243/0.5446)
not actually knowing what a "Dear John" letter is (243/0.4412)
deciding to get qualified as a high school teacher (241/0.3667)
marrying the hot, nice one but still thinking about the not as hot, cool one (241/0.6389)
living a life dictated by your phobias instead of your desires (241/0.8774)
fry (240/0.1826)
not telling the truth in the first place (240/0.8512)
drunken emailing (240/0.5313)
kicking yourself in the crotch to prove it's physically possible (240/0.6167)
getting a little too drunk at that party (240/0.5926)
pulling an all nighter to get work done and spending the whole night watching youtube videos instead (240/0.8526)
not doing that thing that all your friends did that one time (240/0.6505)
eating at McDonalds (239/0.7149)
what could have been (238/0.7707)
buying a motorcycle (238/0.2121)
failing (237/0.7108)
buying a Dinosaur Comics tshirt (237/0.1017)
laughing along, and not telling them what you really believe (236/0.8436)
saying no (236/0.5093)
not getting a masters degree (236/0.5109)
never reading dinosaur comics in your life (236/0.5775)
not giving him or her your number (235/0.7000)
going to the gym (235/0.1524)
Eating that second doughnut (234/0.3807)
eloping with a guy that turns out to be a werewolf (234/0.6250)
putting that video up on youtube (234/0.3469)
knowing he was gay and still dating him (234/0.4390)
getting (233/0.2768)
trying to get on a polyphasic sleep schedule (233/0.5758)
using your real name (232/0.4657)
taking out loans for a masters degree (232/0.4074)
angry words put in writing (232/0.5685)
not talking to her when her dogs came up to sniff you (232/0.7143)
leaving college too quickly (232/0.6019)
not saying "I love you" (231/0.5714)
telling the truth (231/0.3270)
giving that bum some money (231/0.2947)
answering that "Dear John" letter (230/0.5000)
seeing Crank II (230/0.3636)
having to travel overseas to get dumped in person instead of receiving a Dear John letter (230/0.7778)
spending the summer holidays in your bedroom, alone (230/0.6455)
saying yes (229/0.4427)
going back for seconds on dessert (229/0.2582)
not playing sports in high school (229/0.3109)
studying Engineering, those gyroscopes and their rotating reference frames (229/0.3699)
cheating (229/0.5229)
islam (228/0.3361)
coming to work this week even though it's pointless and you have nothing to do but think about your regrets (227/0.6444)
spending an hour commenting on these things (227/0.4935)
not telling her how you feel when you had the chance (227/0.8364)
rereading all the harry potter books (227/0.2462)
thinking I'd find a better job (226/0.3676)
not going out (226/0.7143)
watching vantage point (226/0.5833)
watching Borat (226/0.2734)
adding a new regret for which you were trying to search (225/0.4366)
not learning how to drive stick (225/0.6846)
breaking up with my first love (225/0.2482)
not kissing more in high school (225/0.6887)
trying those ultra spicy wings (224/0.3355)
spending hours, possibly days, watching everything your current celebrity crush is in (224/0.3684)
mismatching (224/0.3472)
not saying hello to someone (224/0.8486)
rubbing spider eggs into your eyes (224/0.8312)
not just taking what you can get, even if it isn't really love (223/0.3514)
concerning yourself with regrets (223/0.6995)
spending so much time watching Adam Sandler movies (223/0.6291)
not kissing that person you really liked when you had the chance before they became a world famous popstar who is now totally beyond your reach (223/0.8542)
losing two portable music devices in less than two months (222/0.8696)
pooping on a dog (222/0.2857)
Not assuming I was hot enough to get booty (222/0.8099)
earning a PhD instead of an MD (221/0.1935)
not breaking up with her before she broke up with me (221/0.6569)
staying up too late (221/0.5566)
fucking her up for life (221/0.6951)
eating tofu (221/0.2634)
filling out the comment form and comment field (220/0.3175)
getting plastic surgery (220/0.4444)
being a jerk to someone who was just doing their job (219/0.8304)
getting into "Lost" (219/0.4133)
not being in the play (219/0.4795)
sleeping with my married friend (219/0.4375)
using hint coins on that puzzle you knew the answer to (219/0.8000)
wasting all my free time playing MMORPGs that I will ultimately get bored of anyway WHY AREN'T I PRACTICING THE VOILIN INSTEAD (218/0.7391)
never doing anything worth regretting (218/0.5954)
watching mama mia (218/0.6234)
saying "I love you" (218/0.3182)
not brushing my teeth when I was younger (217/0.7758)
getting it pierced (217/0.3043)
things your ancestors did to another people (217/0.4355)
daylight saving time (217/0.5477)
not working on my homework (217/0.7200)
answering a question without thinking about it first (216/0.8607)
the loss of all the regrets from the old incarnation of the index (216/0.7568)
sleeping around (216/0.3077)
looking at porn at work on your boss's computer (216/0.3704)
forgetting (215/0.8462)
rudely correcting someone's grammar (215/0.4740)
bringing all the boys to the yard with your milkshake (215/0.3232)
not becoming an astronaut (215/0.4497)
assuming it was obvious (214/0.8989)
not finding out if the attractive guy is gay or not (214/0.5455)
starting smoking (214/0.5254)
saying 'boners ahoy' (214/0.1127)
buying a giant bag of haribo and caramel shortcakes and eating nearly all of them in one sitting (213/0.4815)
realizing that you're living in the Matrix (213/0.4508)
being a stripper (213/0.4043)
proposing (213/0.4032)
living abroad (213/0.1477)
reading typos in regret listings (212/0.7208)
assuming that she would change for me (212/0.8529)
not standing up for yourself (212/0.9149)
not sleeping with you when I had the chance (211/0.7132)
marrying him despite my parents advice (211/0.4483)
having sex with that totally crazy person (211/0.4231)
the metric system (211/0.1878)
the final episode of the Battlestar Galactica reimagining (210/0.3922)
regret (210/0.6124)
getting caught (210/0.7308)
strangling a baby penguin (210/0.6308)
waiting too long before i told my parents off (209/0.5673)
staying with her even though you weren't attracted to her (209/0.6813)
getting drunk instead of studying for that exam (209/0.5047)
believing it's not butter (209/0.4444)
not telling your grandfather you loved him before he died (209/0.8222)
never making an appointment with that therapist (209/0.5071)
not writing that paper (208/0.7386)
not going zorbing when I had the chance (208/0.6800)
farting in class (208/0.5439)
bacon (208/0.1795)
your failure to include a "that's not something I can regret because it did not involve me" button (208/0.5700)
not going to the bathroom before you left the house (207/0.9175)
ordering a spiciness level of hot instead of medium the first time you go to a restaurant (207/0.5704)
wearing hipster glasses (207/0.2527)
letting them go (206/0.4497)
not asking her out, even though you know she'd say yes (206/0.8504)
adding a stupid meta regret that everyone else will have to click "haven't done it yet" for if they want to answer truthfully (206/0.6226)
hooking up for sex on Craigslist (206/0.6250)
getting another girl pregnant when your girlfriend's dad just died (206/0.8000)
almost sleeping with her (205/0.4536)
not cleaning the bathroom before your mother comes for a visit (204/0.7063)
changing your mind (203/0.4396)
Not defending the bullied kid (203/0.7834)
the time and energy you devoted to Star Wars now that we know it was poorly planned hack work (203/0.4851)
having a kid (203/0.3611)
having one or more children (202/0.4483)
smoking pot (202/0.2500)
farting in the elevator (201/0.3497)
talking to strangers (201/0.1311)
getting HIV from unprotected sex (201/0.8387)
staying in that dead end job because it required less work than following your dream (200/0.8901)
starting over (200/0.1206)
having a crush on the Utahraptor (200/0.1773)
not telling your best friend that he or she embarasses you (199/0.4127)
all those wasted days, weeks, months, years you could have been doing something, ANYTHING (198/0.8287)
staying in college too long (198/0.3178)
being honest (198/0.2857)
dessert (198/0.1765)
skipping class that one day they told us the final exam date had been changed (197/0.8000)
buying that motorcycle (197/0.3784)
not telling them you are not really their friend (197/0.4853)
using flesh for digestive energy (197/0.2394)
out of scale car (197/0.6444)
punching your mom (197/0.5400)
not living in a time with more adorable baby mammoths (197/0.7602)
having a friend with benefits (197/0.3069)
not staying in and watching Firefly (196/0.5038)
quitting your office job to work freelance (196/0.5882)
not switching to Geico (195/0.1786)
log cabin (195/0.2340)
The Middleman being cancelled (194/0.1538)
kicking it old school (194/0.0926)
your gay experience (194/0.2817)
not being honest (194/0.7322)
realizing too late he or she wasn't just being friendly, that it was flirting (194/0.9379)
them school days (194/0.3820)
joining community theater (193/0.2727)
never having met joey comeau (193/0.6806)
being noncommital to vegetarianism or veganism (193/0.3209)
having a child (192/0.3636)
fun times involving sushi (192/0.0959)
passing up the opportunity for sex with an attractive girl because you already had a girlfriend (192/0.4526)
having too much pride (191/0.5443)
thanksgiving (191/0.2086)
not listening to your own heart and aborting that child (191/0.4857)
your First Time (191/0.2698)
Having sex with that guy in the bathroom (191/0.4444)
waiting too long to let go of your feelings (191/0.8710)
getting talked into going to your safety school because the college you wanted to go to was too expensive (191/0.6207)
Sex with sibling (191/0.6800)
staying with someone longer than you should have (190/0.7926)
shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die (190/0.2211)
having a fake smile and knowing it (190/0.5762)
saying no to writing someone else's essay for two hundred dollars out of stupid pride (190/0.5128)
letting Ilsa get on that plane with Victor (190/0.5593)
falling asleep while cooking with the stove (190/0.8667)
using the word retarded (190/0.5341)
farting on the first date (189/0.4375)
planning a complex meal instead of drivnig through the burrito stand (189/0.3741)
accepting a lower paying but much less stressfull job (189/0.1505)
being British (189/0.1698)
adding this to StumbleUpon (188/0.2381)
word CAPTCHA fields (188/0.6396)
not being Kento (188/0.0000)
kicking my little brother in the junk when we were kids (187/0.3483)
having that plastic surgery (187/0.6250)
buying food for homeless people (187/0.1890)
helping him cheat on all his girlfriends in the past three years (187/0.5526)
friggin' monotheism (186/0.5828)
dumping her for her best friend (186/0.5610)
taking AP classes (186/0.1417)
saying, "boners ahoy!" (186/0.0853)
yelling at someone who didn't deserve it (185/0.9423)
wearing the same socks for more than a day (185/0.3523)
having that last tequila (185/0.5238)
defending cream soda (185/0.1062)
never meeintg him (184/0.4179)
Going to the wrong college just to stay with a significant other (184/0.7368)
staying with an abusive boyfriend (184/0.8837)
having sex with zak (184/0.7083)
eating kfc (184/0.5350)
drinking the questionable milk (183/0.6641)
accepting candy from strangers (183/0.1204)
loving lamp (183/0.1771)
lack of specificity (183/0.7551)
responding with Sassy Molassy (183/0.2658)
eating way more of the pie than you initally planned (183/0.5633)
falling in love with her, even though you knew it was wrong (182/0.6224)
accepting the job doing technical work for a political campaign (182/0.5333)
your excessively tight pants (182/0.6045)
putting your social life before your academics (182/0.4531)
not doing more drugs (182/0.4103)
Working with IT Recruiters (182/0.6977)
your lack of personality (182/0.5524)
having that threesome (182/0.2917)
playing trading card game, be it Pokemon, Magic, Yugioh, etc (181/0.3258)
having cybersex with my married exboyfriend (181/0.6154)
perpetuating internet memes (181/0.3791)
valuing money over leisure time (180/0.6224)
Michael Bay (180/0.7200)
crying over spilt milk (179/0.5521)
failing to see the signs (179/0.8794)
the fall of the Achaemenid Persian Empire (179/0.4836)
humping Jewel's bust (179/0.0000)
dating heather (178/0.3947)
the Twilight books (178/0.8785)
not hanging out with college friends as much as I should (178/0.8162)
the Dromiceiomimus' improbable colouring (178/0.2105)
being afraid of Americans (178/0.1923)
dowloading that song (178/0.1887)
cooking yourself a lavish meal and not sharing it with anyone (178/0.2847)
taking out your anger on everyone but the person who caused it (178/0.9389)
buzzing New York City in Air Force One (178/0.6034)
playing it loud (178/0.0769)
watching House (178/0.2897)
the thing no one knows about (177/0.7292)
staying with the douche because you were too lazy to get out (177/0.8679)
getting a myspace account (177/0.6126)
going to that tequila party (177/0.3580)
waking up in the gutter (177/0.4068)
skipping meals for no good reason (177/0.5033)
being alone (177/0.5031)
asking someone out even though you're pretty sure the crush is unrequited (177/0.5047)
pulling your hair out (176/0.5208)
having bonitus (176/0.7636)
Taking chemistry at Reed instead of somewhere else over the Summer (176/0.5909)
peeing in that closet (175/0.6071)
getting the same questions over and over again on this here Regret Index (175/0.7925)
not telling her you loved her before she moved away (175/0.7625)
wasting ten years in a spiraling morass of unrequited love (175/0.8404)
not talking to strangers (174/0.7107)
asking her out (174/0.2435)
breaking the law (174/0.1583)
spending too much money on something you don't really need (174/0.8228)
saying you hated english people to an english person (174/0.3958)
not waxing your eyebrows in high school (174/0.1748)
quitting that deadbeat job with decent money because you were unhappy (174/0.3165)
taking the earlier flight home when you could have spent another day or two at the beach (173/0.7222)
making out with an ex (173/0.4868)
ceasing communication with the guy who loved me because I was afraid (173/0.7455)
Being born (173/0.1595)
taking beloved pets to an animal shelter after being evicted (173/0.8333)
telling people you listen to indie music (172/0.3028)
not calling your mother every week (172/0.4317)
having a one night stand (172/0.3750)
having faith that the cake wasn't a lie (172/0.5446)
playing in traffic (172/0.1696)
giving up (172/0.7467)
having sex with your boss' underage daughter (172/0.2500)
being so drunk that your dog ate your face wooooo (171/0.4894)
telling a joke you hadn't thought all the way through (171/0.8970)
correcting your friends everytime they misspell Dromiceiomimus (170/0.2405)
painting your fingernails black (170/0.2593)
looking ahead instead of living in the moment (170/0.5986)
ignoring other people's feelings (170/0.7500)
not going to prom (170/0.2088)
getting obsessed with your best friend (170/0.5208)
coming to the realization that you are not Tyler Durden (170/0.4239)
Bush (170/0.7647)
not getting that surgery (169/0.3333)
watching movies where the audio and video are out of sync (169/0.8535)
working at your job (169/0.3381)
drinking a cold beer in the shower (169/0.1228)
continuing to wear gloves that got wet in the snow (169/0.7778)
being American (169/0.2160)
breaking bones while snowboarding (169/0.1786)
leaving a DVD out, such that it gets dusty (169/0.7985)
letting your hobby become "work" (169/0.5119)
bringing up your distaste for Disney music (169/0.1818)
not admitting you're a transvestite (169/0.5000)
spending money on something you don't need then having no money for food (168/0.8165)
dying in the gutter (168/0.5581)
spending so much time jerking off (167/0.4085)
getting that chinese food for lunch (167/0.3969)
intentionally spreading Swine Flu (167/0.2879)
using a symbol and being asked to retype your regret (166/0.6471)
not going to music school and studying enginnering instead (166/0.3860)
not telling her you love her (166/0.7449)
not fooling around more often (166/0.6803)
not having met ryan north (166/0.8611)
drinking whiskey for breakfast (165/0.4559)
having only one nightstand (165/0.3981)
hanging out with strangers on public transit (165/0.2960)
following that white rabbit (165/0.1111)
telling your mother you don't want to have children (165/0.2025)
attending this CSHP meeting (165/0.5484)
being an English major (165/0.3208)
answering a stupid question with something ever more stupid (165/0.5778)
eating seasoned fries someone else abandoned on a table (165/0.3947)
the "hey guys, remember Jaylala" regret being on the top regrets list (165/0.9795)
not telling off that annoying coworker right after you got laid off (164/0.7067)
playing videogames while drunk (164/0.1132)
abandoning your dreams in favor of stability (164/0.7283)
wasting your time web surfing (164/0.7205)
believing your parents when they said they'd take you to disneyworld (163/0.4872)
LOLcats (163/0.4000)
sharing warm spiced cider with a loved one (163/0.0891)
twilight (163/0.6847)
buying a Wii (163/0.2471)
wasting ten hours every day occupying myself with SQL queries (163/0.6410)
taking the red pill (163/0.2933)
losing your religion (163/0.2000)
reinstalling windows (163/0.3909)
starting to read a webcomic's archive and then staying up all night to read them all (163/0.4026)
clicking that enticing link (162/0.5556)
going out with that guy when you were pretty sure you liked his friend more (162/0.7826)
waiting for true love (162/0.3504)
the British Empire (162/0.4812)
just lying there, not making the next move, when he slipped his arm around me (161/0.7344)
to much caffiene (161/0.4711)
going to that party (161/0.3037)
smoking weed (161/0.1266)
moving to canada (160/0.3846)
not really understanding macroeconomics (160/0.5259)
the paradox of thrift (159/0.5172)
making a careless spelling mistake on the Internet (159/0.7320)
not saying hi to a cool stranger (159/0.7343)
trying to care when no one else does (159/0.4173)
not saying "i love you" back (159/0.5057)
getting back together with her (159/0.7344)
playing Starfox Sixty Four (159/0.1647)
not coming out (158/0.4333)
laughing at something that shouldn't be funny, only it is and now they feel like you're a horrible person (158/0.5887)
insulting the least likeable tenants in your apartment complex while they were in earshot (158/0.5862)
skipping that song on your ipod (158/0.3704)
moving back into your parents' house (158/0.7091)
putting these dumb questions on here (158/0.2716)
choosing adventure over security (158/0.1964)
publicly mocking Swine Flu (158/0.0970)
leaving the cake out in the rain (157/0.8030)
choosing security over adventure (157/0.6923)
thinking a guy was cool before you found out he was a sex offender (157/0.7321)
that your princess is in another castle (157/0.7698)
sending that email (157/0.4844)
not having that threesome (157/0.5773)
not taking care of your health (156/0.7929)
becoming a middle school teacher (156/0.7059)
trying to give a girl a piggyback while drunk (156/0.3077)
not starting that savings account sooner (155/0.7838)
hooking up with ryan (155/0.2000)
taking that acid (155/0.4815)
picking at a wound so much that it becomes a scar (154/0.6066)
not keeping in touch with old friends (154/0.8027)
winning the "Penis!" game (154/0.4063)
ignoring your exgirlfriend when she IMs you and just wants to talk (154/0.3684)
answering so many questions with "haven't done it yet" (154/0.5683)
retiting early (153/0.4615)
being mean to the neighbor's rude kid (153/0.2083)
failing to let go of romantic relationships until there is no possibility of a future (153/0.8182)
losing your virginity to someone you didn't care all that much for (153/0.4828)
spending hours playing guitar hero (152/0.3659)
putting off doing your laundry (152/0.7080)
not trying to get taken from the waitlist (152/0.4000)
submitting a phallocentric regret (152/0.4651)
finding yet another way to rehash past mistakes (151/0.8618)
retiring early (151/0.2353)
not buying a bubble hockey table (151/0.5341)
adopting religion to get a girl (151/0.5938)
ap classes (151/0.1413)
buying one of each in EVERY COLOUR (151/0.2667)
having twitter send your updates to your mobile (151/0.7407)
writing a novel (151/0.2632)
not going to music school and studying engineering instead (150/0.4400)
putting your academics before your social life (150/0.4375)
not getting a marketable degree (150/0.5783)
figuring out that Ryan is a Linux user (150/0.3182)
getting a twitter account (150/0.4531)
your superiority complex (149/0.3604)
turning down a potential date who was only moderately attractive (149/0.5750)
being on that game show (149/0.5263)
some of the things I say to my kids when I'm pissed off (149/0.7174)
leading someone on to make yourself feel wanted and then breaking their heart (149/0.8026)
what you did in high school (149/0.5357)
staying in relationships even after finding out the truth (149/0.8767)
being so trusting and eager to please (149/0.6393)
working fewer hours (148/0.3364)
losing that irreplacable item (148/0.8644)
thinking you could change the past (148/0.6733)
not keeping your promises (148/0.8409)
vegan (148/0.4848)
Sleeping with a coworker while taking a break from seeing someone else (148/0.4750)
unpacking my adjectives (147/0.2667)
saying no to that threesome (147/0.4828)
Ryan Seacrest (147/0.7963)
moving to winnipeg (147/0.6842)
the eighties (147/0.3839)
that all you base are belong to us (147/0.4530)
talking shit about people (147/0.6090)
doing it one too many times (146/0.5000)
zipping your fly a little too hastily (146/0.7051)
joining glee club (146/0.5000)
missing the NBA playoffs to watch the new episode of 'Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern' (146/0.2203)
not leaving him before he became a judgemental prick (146/0.8636)
looking for a job on craigslist, only to get an inbox full of spam (146/0.8182)
going to see her when she asked me not to (146/0.5208)
skipping work to sit in the sun (146/0.1200)
hearing what you want to hear instead of what was really said (146/0.8480)
stealing the enterprise (146/0.2241)
getting into that pointless internet argument (146/0.6186)
believing that the world would become ultra futuristic like in snow crash or the fifth element only to be disappointed (145/0.6437)
keeping it real (145/0.1557)
making a costly mistake (145/0.8870)
becoming vegetarian or vegan (145/0.2500)
saying nothing was wrong when you were leaving (145/0.7789)
not admitting you liked that person when their friend asked if you did (145/0.7642)
going to an Ivy League school (145/0.2400)
Rediscovering the regret index when you have work to do (145/0.6475)
taking just one more bite (145/0.5180)
not having sex that one time when you probably could have (145/0.7207)
not flushing the toilet (145/0.6810)
kissing that boy with the mohawk (145/0.3846)
being a jerk to the consultant (144/0.5000)
LindaLindaLinda (144/0.4333)
hurting the only person who loved you because you were afraid of getting too close (143/0.8824)
spending too much time on the Internet (143/0.7445)
butts (143/0.0982)
sexting (143/0.3269)
giving that guy my number (142/0.5429)
not living in Corvallis, Oregon (142/0.1835)
selling old video game consoles at a fraction of the price (142/0.7013)
selling all my old video games to buy a couple new video games (142/0.7317)
not telling the one you love how you feel (142/0.7766)
not understanding how or when "you", "your", and "you're" are used (142/0.5185)
going to IHOP before riding copilot for some aerial acrobat maneuvers (141/0.7500)
punching that baby, despite it's rude behavior (141/0.2174)
eating deodorant (141/0.6857)
watching 'The Dark Knight' (141/0.1667)
not playing an instrument (141/0.7419)
wasting my time off work adding regrets to this database (141/0.4615)
pretending you're a woman to get into nursing school (140/0.2424)
seeing any movie starring Nicolas Cage (140/0.5328)
trying to get a job making video games (140/0.4375)
sleeping with your best friend (140/0.2931)
reading the regret index (140/0.1680)
being on facebook (139/0.4068)
being boy crazy (139/0.5185)
not doing more sexy things to my late husband in the few years we had (139/0.6286)
ryan north (139/0.1308)
not preparing for finals (138/0.6800)
not asking her out before she left (138/0.7857)
an out of scale car (138/0.5753)
not doing the thing you deliberately said you would (138/0.8684)
saying something stupid in an attempt to impress a hero with your wit and whimsy (137/0.9381)
saying no just to be contrary (137/0.3852)
Not learning a foreign language sooner (137/0.8400)
that where we're going we don't need roads (137/0.1748)
developing a friendship with a certain someone (137/0.4188)
getting married too young (137/0.6667)
seeing two girls one cup (137/0.5424)
telling Kevin Barnes that the plural of "ninja" is "ninja" (136/0.3478)
That I did not kiss her, then I did not kiss her, then I did not kiss her, then learned she nevered wanted me to anyway (136/0.6970)
believing that large quantities of alcohol would make you more confident (136/0.5802)
buying into the whole Millennium Bug hype (136/0.4923)
my frenemy getting picked to be in this club I knew about first, and me NOT getting picked (136/0.7200)
putting off this paper (135/0.7768)
loosing a third of your life to sleep (135/0.4882)
watching that awful movie (135/0.6299)
being awesome (135/0.0410)
accidentally being a total racist to that kid in elementary school (135/0.8286)
applying too much sample perfume (134/0.6563)
attending an unnecessary meeting (134/0.8455)
running with scissors (134/0.2151)
from stretching your ears (134/0.4595)
singing karaoke (134/0.3434)
showing the family your "abstract" art piece that, now that you look at it, looks like ovaries (134/0.6087)
learning lisp (133/0.2619)
spending an entire day listening to the same song on repeat (133/0.2348)
growing long hair (133/0.1453)
eating too much pork fu (132/0.4222)
letting your ex have your Dreamcast (132/0.8750)
not letting someone trust you (132/0.7200)
not checking your bank account balance first (132/0.7647)
not seeing Nicolas Cage after seeing Face Off (132/0.1951)
finding out what goatse was (132/0.6634)
not knowing a dead language (132/0.5351)
being in the closet literally (132/0.4205)
entering a relationship with a geographically distant internet friend (132/0.5556)
buying those shoes (131/0.3333)
jumping in that lake (131/0.2022)
posting bad fanfiction on the internet (131/0.6458)
getting hooked on Harry Potter or Twilight (131/0.2375)
regretting things (131/0.6121)
a log cabin (131/0.1757)
making a character on FurryMUCK (131/0.6875)
clogging the kitchen sink with rice (131/0.7922)
accidentally the whole bottle (131/0.7183)
making love to your hand (131/0.2035)
Sonny John Moore (131/0.9847)
pretending to be a really hard worker (131/0.3708)
playing it too cool (130/0.7400)
owning a Nickleback album (130/0.7647)
getting caught ogling (130/0.5000)
playing the sims (130/0.3263)
voting on regrets instead of working on your paper (130/0.7083)
getting divorced (130/0.2500)
laughing because you suddenly remembered something hilarious, then realizing strangers are looking at you (130/0.2960)
not loving apple pie (129/0.3448)
not telling your parents (129/0.2857)
mARRIAGE (129/0.2059)
not being Ryan's lover (129/0.5631)
staring at Bicoid Babe's ass seriously (129/0.0310)
watching daredevil (129/0.7206)
not trying harder to get along with your roommates (128/0.4762)
bursting out into evil laughter in a crowded or public place (128/0.2609)
crying (128/0.3220)
spending the entire day on the computer (128/0.6935)
Bill O'Reilly (128/0.8090)
getting drunk on a Thursday afternoon instead of doing schoolwork (128/0.3636)
passing up an all expenses paid trip to a house full of puppies and birthday cake (128/0.7903)
spending all your free time taking cocaine and listening to Daft Punk on extremely expensive speakers (128/0.5185)
buying that new gadget (127/0.3173)
making out with that guy at that party (127/0.6226)
not starting your correspondance course until two months before it was due (127/0.7895)
shaving that goat in your living room because you can't get the hairs out of the carpet (127/0.7692)
a typo in an average tweet, that then is applied to your Facebook page (127/0.6897)
accidentally sending a bitchy email to the person you were bitching about instead of a friend (127/0.8444)
Voting "yes" or "no" on very broad "regrets" without enough information to determine if you regret it or not, because it's inaccurate to say you've never done it (127/0.6429)
being socially inept (127/0.7642)
telling a hurtful truth (127/0.4412)
Jack Kerouac (127/0.2143)
not finishing grad school (126/0.4483)
failing to notice that the sad girl you just passed was actually a damsel in distress, and you didn't help her (126/0.8765)
not showering for days at a time (126/0.5364)
Your myspace (126/0.7162)
mistaking tears for repudiation of the rumours involving her kissing someone else (125/0.8710)
never following through with your plans for world domination (125/0.7353)
neing a super freak super freak (125/0.1915)
Facebook (125/0.4701)
not having kids (125/0.1408)
hearing the song "I'm Too Sexy" (125/0.4561)
watching an entire tv series of greater than fifty episodes over the course of a week instead of working or studying (125/0.3980)
going to that anime convention (125/0.5263)
your mutton chop sideburns (125/0.3276)
falling in (125/0.4865)
thinking 'i'll just smoke that one cigarette' after you'd quit (125/0.8235)
going on study abroad in Scotland (125/0.4583)
accidentaly clicking the wrong regret index button (124/0.8140)
dyeing your hair (124/0.2545)
not using the source management system from the beginning (124/0.7576)
telling the truth, even though it hurt him (124/0.2875)
sending those nudes (124/0.5122)
being a Cubs fan (124/0.5000)
getting drunk and cheating on you, and then not trying to work it out with you because i was a coward! (124/0.6000)
tiger's belly (124/0.2222)
never loving at all (124/0.7273)
the very last thing you said (124/0.1071)
kissing that bearded man (124/0.3043)
eating the whole bag of sour patch kids (124/0.4217)
not really being in any relationships yet and therefore having to choose haven't done it yet on all the relationship related regrets (124/0.6883)
tasting your own semen 'just to see what it's like' (124/0.4048)
constantly fearing regret (124/0.8182)
becoming an atheist (124/0.1124)
throwing up on yourself in the bathtub (124/0.7647)
not telling her sooner (123/0.7907)
smoking a hookah with live coals in a carpeted room (123/0.5758)
never telling him how much you hate his stupid cat (123/0.4878)
Scott Temple (123/0.6190)
Fictional Jimbo Wales (123/0.2041)
google image searching lolikon (123/0.5417)
buying the ripoff WKRP in Cincinnatti DVD set (123/0.6667)
almost always using the British spellings for things, even though you are an American and your spell check always tells you it's wrong (123/0.2206)
breathing (123/0.1239)
accidentally acquiring a really weird fetish you never would have known existed without the internet (123/0.6857)
changing your cell phone number (122/0.2083)
a tiny woman (122/0.2703)
moving out of your parent's house (122/0.0941)
the inescapability of fatalism (122/0.4615)
ever smoking that first cigarette (122/0.5686)
japan (122/0.3333)
learning keyboard shortcuts too late (122/0.7802)
waiting (122/0.6311)
being bad at social networking (121/0.7300)
loving you too much (121/0.3768)
Irish Evil (121/0.3043)
moving into that apartment that was infested with bedbugs (121/0.8750)
being a stupid freak with low self esteem (121/0.7465)
being ilegal (121/0.3514)
bottling your emotions and not realizing that you could've cried your problems away (120/0.6049)
not asking your health insurance company how much an expensive dental procedure would cost before doing it (120/0.8710)
pokemon (120/0.2673)
telling him or her you love them, and now the friendship is all weird (120/0.6986)
how gender specific some of these regrets are (120/0.6273)
keeping childhood abuse a secret from your family because you knew they would assume it made you gay (120/0.7619)
turning the phone off (119/0.3592)
eating that double quarter pounder (119/0.5217)
not wearing your plate once you had your braces off so your teeth go all wonky again (119/0.7021)
not going to grad school in Spain (119/0.3231)
pulling the trigger (119/0.3333)
not making your move when you had the chance (119/0.8932)
sunburn (119/0.8125)
caring for someone who did not return the favor (119/0.5882)
not looking for another permanent position because you think you can freelance (119/0.6000)
realizing it doesn't matter how smart you are if you still feel alone constantly (119/0.7500)
Being the other man (118/0.4878)
not putting away a small amount of money every month since I started working (118/0.9024)
being kicked out of your religion and feeling like maybe you should get a new one, but that getting a new religion because it's a religion rather than because you agree with its ideals is kinda a bad idea (118/0.7778)
being so screwed up by the past that you never give love a chance (118/0.9014)
using 'me', 'my' etc in regrets rather than 'you', 'your', thus resulting in regrets that MAKE NO SENSE (118/0.8039)
pretending you didn't see that homeless guy (118/0.4722)
that crazy night in Pheonix (118/0.2000)
Ryan not putting in a "sometimes" button (118/0.7642)
opening your heart (118/0.4556)
sending emails using your friends emails when he or she leaves themselves logged in and are not looking (118/0.2745)
gay (118/0.1587)
falling in ove (118/0.4328)
leaving the band (118/0.4651)
working for Grant (118/0.5789)
not leaving work before it started bloody raining (117/0.7500)
finding out what you can expect in the days and years to come (117/0.5429)
not being able to work up the courage to ask a girl out for most of my life (117/0.8353)
losing your virginity when you did (117/0.2703)
asking her to prom and her saying no (117/0.4048)
not studyng early enough for all three finals (117/0.7113)
penis game (117/0.3231)
making that music video and then posting it on the internet (117/0.5152)
growing up in a nonchurchgoing family (117/0.1000)
tweed jackets with leather elbow patches (117/0.2535)
donating to public radio (117/0.2045)
not losing your virginity (117/0.4783)
being someone's experimental phase (117/0.4464)
having a onesome (117/0.1717)
not geting your bone on frequently or ever (116/0.7500)
naming your child after a celebrity or celebrity's child (116/0.6818)
telling all your friends that the new Watchmen movie would be really good (116/0.5172)
Leading her on (116/0.6543)
leaving the barf for the staff to clean up (116/0.4648)
reading Twilight (116/0.6190)
chewing on things (115/0.2963)
saving Private Ryan (115/0.5000)
learning so many digits of pi (115/0.2987)
rubbing my face in a tiger's belly (115/0.2889)
Times New Roman (115/0.3654)
not pursuing a career in music (115/0.3913)
having an internet wife (115/0.4286)
eating solely out of boredom (115/0.7327)
buying Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (115/0.4138)
eating a puppy becase it was the only thing on the deserted island (115/0.3913)
that haircut (115/0.4808)
joining Facebook (115/0.3434)
eating a poo (115/0.4762)
Pretending to be asleep to avoid talking (115/0.1649)
slaving away for five plus years to get a PhD, only to find that you have to teach 'tards with it (115/0.8148)
putting your jeans and socks in one load (115/0.1429)
severing a vein (114/0.7407)
not talking about it (114/0.7228)
buying an expensive mobile phone (114/0.5625)
spending the entire night going through the archives of that webcomic (114/0.2804)
That movie The Spirit (114/0.8222)
being electrocuted (114/0.6207)
trying something new (114/0.2547)
drinking your first drink (114/0.1183)
mixing internet slang into your normal speech (114/0.5155)
checking your significant other's email accounts for nefarious emails when they're in the shower (114/0.5098)
taking out your anger on yourself rather than the person who caused it (113/0.7684)
learning new and interesting things about skin and blood (113/0.1935)
downloading that rick astley song (113/0.3968)
leaving a flash drive in a public computer (113/0.8333)
making out with friends of the same gender for fun (113/0.3148)
listening to so much Christian pop (113/0.7045)
Nerd raging (113/0.3467)
snapping tendons in my hand after a failed dunk attempt (113/0.6154)
not listening to music for the sole reason of it being popular (113/0.3678)
failing to take hints (113/0.9109)
buying a house (112/0.5200)
your first webpage (112/0.5176)
coming back from that overseas job (112/0.6667)
not listening to your parents (112/0.4158)
sitting at the computer right now (112/0.4727)
looking at porn (112/0.3750)
llove me llong time (112/0.4898)
all of the Yo Yo Ma jokes (112/0.4559)
Answering "Nothing" when asked "What's wrong" (112/0.6827)
hiding the halibut on the poop deck (112/0.5385)
making gang signs in Facebook photos (112/0.5333)
that a city built on rock and roll would be structurally unsound (111/0.8144)
getting into that threesome with two other people who didn't know (111/0.8333)
taking advice from random people on the internet (111/0.4167)
stepping on worms (111/0.7021)
eating at that really expensive restaurant (111/0.3469)
the Lord of the Rings (111/0.2079)
bleaching your hair (111/0.4054)
getting a tattoo (111/0.2222)
taking that corner too fast (111/0.6234)
not participating in enough epic quests (111/0.8211)
white type on a black background (111/0.3010)
obviously trying to be the thousandth regret (111/0.4167)
the cockiness of youth (111/0.4674)
never writing that scholarship essay (111/0.6267)
winning (111/0.1287)
Being a True and Vivid Account of the Life and Times of Kento Ikeda, Esq (111/0.4500)
Telling her you'd love her forever before looking at the pregnancy test (110/0.6667)
clicking on that link (110/0.6458)
eating a kitten just to prove you're evil (110/0.3429)
not being a genius (110/0.6667)
spending so much time and money on a now failed relationship (110/0.6232)
my high GPA in high school (110/0.2418)
not applying to more colleges (110/0.4421)
being introduced to yaoi (110/0.4603)
moving far away from your family (110/0.3167)
slaughtering and devouring your neighbour's pony (110/0.4634)
kissing all those boys before finally accepting you were gay (110/0.6667)
stabbing them in the back (110/0.5577)
making the one big decision (110/0.3200)
going to a tiny college (110/0.2941)
buying corn tortillas instead of flour tortillas (109/0.4211)

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