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(1) shellchested busted nut buns
(1) wondering if there is a median point where the curves of insane through too much sex and insane through too much money intersect, and whether it is reached sooner or later than in the natural state when money is exchanged for sex
(2) making a old woman cry by calling her an ugly mouse, i'm looking at you, old german lady with alzheimer's
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(3) I shall join you in those impure thoughts
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(3) let's be honest, it was more of a "drop" than a "stuff"
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(3) using dirty words in a game of Scrabble
(1) What's inside a Furby Connect
(2) drawing a picture of Kento getting St Peter's Basilica'd by one third of the College of Cardinals on each end
(1) A man who posted step by step updates as he pleasured himself with the stomach of an anglerfish ended up in hospital
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(1) the eagles are cumming
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(1) being the dog's bollocks
(3) Beast Balls
(1) Great Balls
(1) being a misunderstood relatively intelligent person
(3) it is probably the most shameful thing in my life
(1) popcorn, peanuts, looking at big butts
(1) the way that Chris Lydon always says "that'll do, pig, that'll do" to you after you have sex
(3) adopting a special needs child
(2) not hooking up with the mohel when you had the chance
(2) wanting to make Kento spontaneously combust for his birthday
(1) just now realizing that Madonna's "Like a Prayer" is about a blow job
(3) that the rachel is back, and she's reading all the regrets
(1) An American says she fell asleep with a headache and woke up with a British accent, cheerio
(1) Toook x Croog
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(2) wondering how you feel about father slash son incest
(4) using a messy recipe
(3) unfortunate product names
(1) Go Ikeda, baculum
(3) Reddit bans deepfake porn videos
(1) Steamed Hams but it's dubbed by the DK Rap
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(1) one user pretending to be Matt Damon, who has posted the words MATT DAMON
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(4) diarrhea of a mad black woman
(5) wondering if gay Klingons find either bottoming or topping more honorable than the other
(1) wondering if there is a pornstar called Transsexual Eliot
(2) an overall ill fit for Vin Diesel's crash pic mural art,
(3) D''''''
(1) I would never fuck a dumpster or a dump, don't be ridiculous
(2) getting two identical coins and flattening them against each other so that the heads are making out
(4) taking the most amazing dump just now
(1) wondering where, hypothetically, Kento falls on the spectrum of most dangerous game
(1) dissembling to keep yourself from rambling on about invisible lines of force, dedication to form and the innate sensual beauty of cooperative gymnastic activity
(1) Ann Veal
(3) just think, you'll be able to start making porn of yourself fucking Natalie Portman, so there's that
(3) making all that Kento x Hayden Christensen slash and then finding that you could have just paid them to do it irl instead of splashing out on a new computer to fake it
(1) Pokemon Diamonds and Rust
(2) Vegan Fuchen
(4) wanting to electrocute Kento's testicles and waterboard him until he tells you when his birthday is
(1) a recut of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade which instead draws attention to Henry's abusive upbringing of his son with the exchange "We named the dog Indiana!" "You screwed the dog!" "I screwed you!", in the presence of some baffled and terrified Nazis
(1) wondering if Donald Trump has made all his necessary financial declarations for the presidential race yet or whether he's just trying to drive the discussion towards immigants before predictably bowing out
(1) getting groped by a drunken dancing lady in her fifties whose face looks like a wrinkled leather couch
(1) bottoming for a horse in A Horse and His Boy, Kento
(1) wondering whether go around bragging to other girls about how deep their vaginas are
(2) reading the comments
(2) that, to answer an earlier regretters question, yes, seven inches is big for an Asian
(6) Anakin Murders Gumball & Darwin
(1) imagining the first meeting between Hayden Christensen and Hayden Panettiere, where he slowly says "In my country Hayden is a boy's name, eh" and she nods and smiles politely while trying to think of a reason to leave
(3) Spider Van
(2) clicking on "I'm Feeling Lucky" when you weren't feeling lucky
(2) how weird sexual organs are, I mean really, they're all pretty weird
(1) fuck marry kill, Gary Oldman, Gary Numan, Gary Youngman
(1) thinking that we should roast Kento for about twenty five minutes a pound
(3) losing your life savings to a foxy babe
(1) giving Kento feminine hygiene products for his birthday
(1) amusing yourself with terror and murder
(2) masturbating in a public library
(2) pretty much every scene with Obi Wan and Qui Gon
(1) bottoming for Little Mix in Glory Holes
(1) blowing Miss Daisy
(1) piledriving
(1) wondering what the Rapture's policy on implants and transplants is, like are there going to be a bunch of people whose organs get raptured and will there be silicone or saline in the afterworld
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(4) tell me something I don't know

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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
your dyslexia flaring up (1.0000)
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keeping Harry Mason alive through a whole game, only to have him go and get killed off in another game without you being able to do anything about it (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
doing Harambe jokes eighteen months later (0.0000)
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killing the California girls (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12566/0.9789)
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the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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