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tribalist symbol for establishment climbers
everything is a clusterfuck
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you can a check out anytime a you like, but can a never leave
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The purpose of closing the doors to progress is not explained
grundiert fur Jude Skeeter in Das Gesetz ist ein Esel Sieben
memorizing every STD episode
Hilbert's infinite rape hotel
neutral rape hotel
Kareem Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi Jabbar
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In an attempt to reintegrate into society, he opens a LAW rape pair in Alabama with his pal Jude
In an attempt to reintegrate into society, he opens a chaos rape pair in Alabama with his pal Skeeter
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Fifty Shades of Takei
oh my
Star Trek Colon Discovery
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(1) anyway, if "fisting or being fisted by a Star Trek cast member" is on your bucket list, I'm pretty sure that Takei would oblige you either way
(2) Music From Another Room is a romantic comedy that follows the exploits of Danny, a young man who grew up believing he was destined to marry the girl he helped deliver as a five year old boy when his mother's best friend went into emergency labor
(4) meetgraham dot com dot au
(4) Double Penetration Edged Sword in the Lodestone Cold Filtered Hand Ground Slow Roasted Traditionally Poured and Puddled Adobe Flash!!! Aaahh!!! Real Hot Dirty Pocket Pool Monsters
(30) still only seeing black, white, and blue
(3) the death of Chris Lydon
(2) the death of Garry Marshall
(6) playing Entry of the Gladiators over the Republican National Convention coverage
(1) guessing that Peppa Pig just has Pedro Pony put it in her butt to avoid getting pregnant with some kind of equuporcine abomination
(1) drawing a picture of Kento being Eiffel Towered by Penn Jillette and a camel
(5) any smooth bottom intersted into top muscle pm me
(1) turtles
(2) just now reflecting on how utterly ridiculous it was to cast Patrick Stewart as a Frenchman
(1) Luke McCarthy, XXVIII, is said to have made a woman drink his blood before sinking his teeth into her thigh
(6) using the screen name "black guy plus white girl equals hot"
(1) this freakin horse
(1) this freakin dog
(3) this freakin guy
(1) It's World Emoji Day! Teen girls, code an emoji that's unique like you
(1) damn, I've been maintaining my amateur status because I want to dog in the Olympics
(1) begged incest
(1) When you turn the Trump Pence logo upside down, it literally looks like a handjob
(1) meeting Brian Peppers
(3) using the word "waffletastic"
(2) in light of the horrible attack in Nice, France, I have postponed tomorrow's news conference concerning my vice presidential announcement while I think of something worse than losers to call the French
(4) that i deleted all the spam comments, hah hah hah OH WELL
(3) HOLEZONE
(1) wondering what your favourite meme is
(1) dat boi
(5) Peppa Meets Oasis
(3) holding the lime
(2) holding the line
(4) Category colon Ash dick infection
(1) giving a hand job to the Smoothie King on request
(1) they ruin everything
(2) wondering how hard it would be to program a self driving car to seek out and collect Pokemon for you
(1) wondering why Chris Lydon needs to raise money on kickstarter even though he has the money to maintain a harem of fat gay Asian sex slaves
(1) If you went back in time and told me that in the near future, one of the most nerd accessible directors would make an all female Ghostbusters reboot and it would become this bizarre hill to die on, I would have laughed it off
(1) having no clue who Kento is
(4) they DO move in herds!
(1) not having a jambalaya based on you
(2) when they made Stephen Fry, they broke the mould, and then they used it to make Kento
(1) Pokemon Cum
(1) ogre pair
(1) butt bustin' makes me feel good
(1) never really understanding the appeal of Bill Murray
(2) incautiously falling for a witch
(2) cuties
(1) that it's really hard to hold those cups in your hooves
(1) we're gonna build a walrus pool and make the walrus pay for it
(3) drawing a picture of Kento screaming "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL AQUATIC MAMMALIAN SEXUAL PARTNER!" at a hippo and being told to go to his room by Chris Lydon
(2) because it's American made
(1) Bob Wehadababyitsaboy
(2) not, "per woman", that would be stupid, there's only one and a half gallons in each woman on average
(2) wondering if there is a special term for fisting two menstruating women at once
(1) Time Travelling Kento coming back to have sex with himself
(2) remember Trump, he's back, in GOP form
(8) checking this site after many, many years
(2) do you have any idea how much it costs to qualify as a padawan, let alone a Jedi Knight
(1) He liked to post innocent looking links that led to a photo of a My Little Pony doll he had jerked off on
(2) you should legally change your middle name to something really British like Crumpet or Boris or Benny Hill or something
(1) for me it's always going to be NPor, closely followed by RSte and EJac
(4) it's also possible that I might just change my mind one day for no real reason
(3) holding a party for Kento's birthday at the Sheraton Addis in the Omo Room
(3) that everyone keeps invoking a divorce analogy for Brexit, and you wish they would use something more appropriate, like, say, two dogs gradually decoupling after the knotting subsides
(1) going to that Sausage Festival
(2) Rick Moranis
(1) Five Hospitalized After Tony Robbins Urges Them to Walk Over Hot Coals
(2) Starsuckers
(2) wondering why it is that whenever an American newspaper seeks celebrity comments on an issue related to the UK they always cite JK Rowling first, and wondering if the Biritsh public likewise holds Ms Rowling's opinions in such esteem
(1) Donald Trump praises Scots for "taking back control of their country" by voting overwhelmingly to remain in the EU
(4) Pokemon Life As a House and Star Wars
(1) the two cartoon dicks JMW Turner painted on The Slave Ship
(1) that coming five or six times in about thirty hours makes it so difficult to masturbate
(2) straddling Kento and pounding his bottom
(4) naming your daughter Rooney
(1) screwing everything up so badly
(2) the incident has left me feeling tainted and worried that if I am caught short in similar circumstances there maybe someone hiding in the bushes filming me
(1) learning to say 'where is the bathroom' in every language so that when people ask if you speak any given language you can say "I don't know much, but I know 'where is the bathroom', that may be all I need to know"
(2) believing in god
(13) President Housekeeping, starring Hulk Hogan
(3) being perceived as a joke
(1) wondering whether Angel Colon is the gayest name possible
(1) your diet of verbal abuse and walrus spoff
(1) that wikipedia claims Eminem made extensive use of the feminine rhyme scheme in his early work, no homo
(1) you die of unspecified illnesses
(1) having a surfeit of lampreys in the bathroom at church
(5) being resigned to urine, Eminem, death
(2) really wishing journalists would write "his passion became aroused" instead of "he got angry"
(3) that you will probably not live for very much longer
(1) wondering how Kento writes his name in kanji
(7) wondering which will come first, reaching one hundred thousand regrets or Kento having sex
(1) feeling like you need to sleep with one eye open
(5) that you'd like to connect in an incredibly egotistical way with people but it's difficult on the regret index when there's years of pornographic lore built up around you even in your absence because nobody buys your narcissistic bullshit
(1) noting that it seems that Kento and rachel often show up at the same time and suspecting once again that they are the same person
(2) Kenchel
(1) it's hard to grasp
(1) remembering rachel as being legitimately great and wondering how it could be that she's still hanging around the regret index so much after so many years when she could do better
(2) demanding respect from a machine
(2) being the second most voted on regret, but only being the fourth most discussed slash spammed on regret

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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
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the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (98)
I would want to bang Jewel if I were not in a relationship (37)
still only seeing black, white, and blue (30)
the actress (29)
wondering whether the kids who are, say, three or four years old now will eventually develop their own interests or if they will be cursed to be nothing but proxies for their dumbass manchild fathers' lost youth and be doomed to like Star Wars for eternit (26)
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