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The Regina Pats' Dawson Leedahl, shown in this file photo, scored the overtime winner Monday against the Prince Albert Raiders
using the word "waffelunderbar'
the original Wolfenstein ThreeD but the Schutzstaffel all say 'STROOPWAFEL' when they spot the player and then try to give him stroopwafels
Krusty Gets Kancelled but everybody refers to the Red Hot Chili Peppers as the Red Hot Child Peeners
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the man in the the so fucking high castle
Richard Dreyfuss, naked and pregnant on the cover of Vanity Fair
more strippery
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Beers, Steers and Queers is an LP released by the Revolting Cocks in nineteenninety
XV Stars Reminisce About the Actors Who Used to Beat Them Out for Roles
Pokemon Steers and Queers
the very notion that you could yank the chain of an entire town of thirty five thousand people
yanking Prince Albert's chain
putting a ring on Gene Talia
fuck marry kill, Gene Hackman, Gene Hunt, Gene Talia
kind of fucking Gene Kill, that married bastard
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(1) that you should always eat balls in pairs
(1) fuck marry kill, Gene Hackman, Gene Hunt, Gene Talia
(5) fuck marry kill, the Rat Pack, the Brat Pack, the Frat Pack
(3) Currently, the phrase 'Brit Pack' is often used to describe any disparate group of young British actors and actresses of rising prominence
(1) getting a raw blow from Rob Lowe
(7) wondering who Tabitha on regret two zero six eight was and how she found the index
(2) hi kento
(3) being that chicken flavored ramen that make your sweat smell like chicken
(2) your new dildo being too big for you
(1) pitching an original sitcom in which Charles Martinet and Scott Baio play a prominently married couple who make a living playing traditional Mexican music, Mariochachi Band
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(2) Kento "Dick Dick Dick" Ikeda
(1) Kim Jong nam really looking like the Asian Dom Deluise
(3) how the Grinch stole the US Federal Gold Reserve, over two hundred police and national guard dead, a nation mourns
(1) the world is not a tangled knot of failure
(1) Afro Samurai
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(2) the Houston Gamblers
(8) deleting your MyFace tweet account book
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(4) entering too soon
(2) banging a minor heroine butt
(1) Han banged a Tim Burton heroine first
(2) Jabba the Hutt Colon The Art of the Deal
(1) Easy D
(1) my ass for my senior pictures
(1) feeling like a potentially less effects heavy and more kid friendly X Man would be Miceman
(1) oh so no one was gonna tell me there was a big senior penis behind my ass for my head pictures
(3) wondering what they call a sixty nine year jubilee
(1) I didn't know they made T cup bras
(1) that you'll never have a four way with Prairie Dawn, Rosie, and Granny Bird from Sesame Street, and sure, you could probably look up someone else's weird take on a frankly weird desire, but it's not the same
(1) the rainbow ruse
(7) this guy right here
(1) this guy right here
(1) Mike Pence tweeted that calls to ban Muslims from entering the US are "offensive and unconstitutional"
(1) seeing a guy beg for change outside a suburban grocery store and simutaneously being suspicious and sad for him
(1) Sting playing the Seinfeld sting
(2) still not having seen Teacakes Frown, eh, or Goo En Rue
(3) having a one night stand with a guy who makes you call him Mr Bubble
(1) liking your babies like you like your martinis, shaken
(2) Threepio does
(1) that Demi Moore was thrice dominated for the MTV Movie Award for Most Desirable Female but lost all three times
(1) wondering if Trump's entire presidency is just a huge scheme to clean up by gambling on the date of his impeachment
(6) not helping an older woman down the steps
(1) that what Return of the Jedi needs is a shot of Nien Nunb's widow tearfully weaping over his photo after he died due to a black alert at Dantooine General Hospital years after the Battle of Endor
(2) guessing that at some point the Old Republic had an extreme State's Rights faction take power and basically gut the executive branch
(6) the death of Richard Bonehill
(1) eXXXteme edgy lesbian "that's what she said" jokes!
(2) no one ever died from mowing a hot cunt
(1) I and I gon give yuh dah axe, mon
(3) there's seven inches of snow outside, so i'm thinking of making some chocolate chip cookies for my roommates and i
(1) Bathynomus giganteus
(2) thinking that if Kento had hands that were just a little bit smaller, he would make a great "bottom" gay porn star
(1) wishing you could have been a fly on the wall at the studio meetings where the producers kept trying to convince Peter Jackson to fit more Orlando Bloom into the Hobbits, probably going so far as to suggest having two Legolases on the screen at a time
(2) you mom sucking dicks that don't have cash
(3) fuck marry kill, Joey, Ross, Chandler
(1) considering writing "fuck marry kill, Rachel, Phoebe, Monica" and then realizing that it is the easiest answer ever
(1) wondering if you have ever won any Oscars
(1) wondering who the regretter with the large orange cat is
(2) Trump wants a much nigger navy
(5) Debbie Snakez Her Bathtub Drain
(2) victory
(1) wondering if Prince realized how rich he was
(4) that Rachel was always your favourite F#R#I#E#N#D# but maybe this was because by the time you realised what a colossal wishy washy bitch she was she'd got knocked up and basically assumed some kind of personality, while Monica was actively becoming worse
(1) the dummies inside the phonebooth when it transits into the time circuits on Bill & Ted
(1) wondering whether Alfonso Ribeiro is the black Alex Winter or Alex Winter is the white Alfonso Ribeiro
(1) rewriting Regret Index Colon the Movie as Two Jerk Guys
(5) that twenty sixteen saw nearly a forty percent drop in regret productivity compared to the record breaking performance we put up in twenty fifteen
(2) never getting around to building that sex dungeon
(1) Popstar Colon Never Stop Never Stopping
(2) seriously having no clue what the fuck Kento's problem is
(2) wondering if there is an alternative cut of Her where Pedomustache Twombly furiously beats his meat, pausing only to order his hapless AI to "say more sexy stuff"
(1) being a pregnant
(1) getting yo dick rode all night
(1) drawing a picture of Kento sneaking into Arthur the Aardvark's bedroom late at night with rohypnol laced koolaid and a bunch of dildos
(3) not being able to remember his name, thus being forced to refer to Andrew Zimmern as "that guy who eats horse cock"
(1) drawing a picture of Yentl being Eiffel Towered by Chris Lydon and a walrus, oy
(2) the death of Kento
(1) the death on the set of Welsh Rape Caress I all but guaranteed the shelving of Welsh Rape Caress II
(1) not remembering the time we established that Kento has an annual sodomy session with David Cameron, but not doubting it did occur
(1) you pay Miyagi
(4) another sad and lonely christmas
(1) wondering how Gary Fisher is taking all of this
(2) what's going to happen is they will come to their senses, and we will all be just fine
(1) Seal mating with a rusty set of bagpipes
(5) suspecting Scarlett Johansson would like you to stop spitting in her asshole
(1) wondering where that whole "eliminate liquid waste out of your genitals" thing came from
(1) A Butt's Life
(2) guessing that Scarlett Johansson, and most actresses in general, have buttholes in most of the movies they're in
(2) a chilling vision of the end of humanity
(2) Vader's Redemption Colon The Imperial March in a Major Key
(1) he just joined the pony club
(5) reading an article reviewing books that discuss the contributions women made to science, seeing the sentence "It takes just over eight seconds for sunlight to reach the Earth" in the first paragraph and thinking, naw, I'm not gonna read this
(4) being freaked out that there's a help wanted sign in the deli window, which is let's face it a new patheticism even for someone as easily freaked out as yourself
(2) Eleanor strikes again
(3) that the reboot slash remake of the first Harry Potter movie is expected to be out by twenty sixteen
(1) just kind of going "oh, that"
(2) ignoring other people's feelings

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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
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