Do you regret
arranging to meet in French mens' rooms for anonymous gay sex is kind of gay?
yes    no    haven't done it yet

vote above to find something new to regret; a world of regret awaits you
add a regret; be a cautionary example for others
search for regrets; learn from the lives of others gone awry

add a new regret

How much can you expect to regret ?

recent regrets

One veteran told him that the sailors entombed in the USS Pensacola are crying because of Raising Arizona
One veteran told him that the sailors entombed in the USS Arizona are crying because he is selling cola
watching Denise do her thing was like seeing Dave with a wig on blowing a gasket
ordering one kilo of kangaskhan
ordering one kanga of kiloroo
ordering one kilo of kangaroo
Iran Contraception
losing your legs to an IUD
nothing gets teenage boys hotter than looking at an IUD
She sat on the arm of the sofa, slid down next to him, invited the boy upstairs and showed him contraception
I miss my Jedis, need some Jedicest now
I miss my Jeds, need some Jedcest now
I'm drinking wine directly out of the bottle right now
ordering a Splatter Me Portman doll
Fitty Cent apologizes for fucking autistic airport stripper
Fitty Cent apologizes for mocking autistic airport worker
Vouspac Quakur's mom dies
twoubesock Shakur's mom dies
[ show all 114270 regrets ]

recent comments

(1) Iran Contraception
(2) Tupac Shakur's mom dies
(2) wondering how big an anal ring needs to be to be considered "huge"
(3) inimically toothy sex ho
(2) Kate Upton losing her extremities to frostbite
(1) they're the worst
(4) wondering what the official butt rape tune of the Trump campaign is
(4) going to the mall and seeing a ten foot high poster for The Huntsman Colon Winter's War that had a huge picture of Liam Gallagher or whatever the fuck the name of the star is, and his "armor" appeared to be made of the same leather as women's purses
(5) eating moldy chocolate
(1) confusing hanukkah with bukkake
(2) wondering how a kid could possibly earn pesos
(4) that you like your women like you like your coffee, male
(1) wondering which will prove the better movie, Teen Wolf Too or Mr Magorium's Whorehouse and Toystore
(3) tell me your skype
(16) She neglects to mention that her grandson's withered, inbred cock lacked the power to successfully impregnate a woman naturally
(3) that the NYC police used to famously extort more money in fines from prisoner by posting "PLEASE DO NOT EXPECTORATE" signs all over the cells, a word spitting Irish toughs couldn't possibly be expected to know
(2) that intelligence generally has an inverse correlation with social skills
(5) British government pooh poohs winning 'Boaty McBoatface' name for ship
(4) it gives a woman the firm fanny of a twelve year old
(5) Nuclear Man
(2) tonight there's going to be a jail break, somewhere in this town
(6) not asking her out again, when she would have said yes the second time
(1) wondering if it is still rape if you go back in time and prevent it from ever happening but retain the memory like in tv shows where they time travel
(3) considering building a time machine in order to travel back in time and bang Lea Thompson but then realizing her daughter is way hotter
(1) I'm going to assume that you died
(7) I already have one, I'm not even using it, would you like it
(2) provocative and emotional pokemon
(1) provocative and emotional lesbos
(5) Big Fucking Gonads
(1) wondering what kind of things you often write so that "buggererbig" is in your autofill
(1) regrets, perod
(3) not getting your nice shoes cleaned after the orgy
(1) M Knight Shyamalan
(2) that the swan regrets are not funny, stop it please
(1) that apparently it's okay to photoshop dicks into the mouths of some women but not others
(3) drawing a picture of Chris Lydon knotting inside Kento after oral intercourse
(3) Kento needs to be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine, whenever Kento is not being posted about, all the other posters need to be asking "where's Kento"
(3) running on childrens panties time
(1) I'm gonna call you Charlie Brown
(4) the death of Amy Johnson
(8) not having any self esteem
(3) being froward
(1) I can't even put a finger on Uranus
(1) seeing Demi Moore identified in an article as "the GI Jane tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy star" then looking up her on imdb and realizing that her career has been dead for almost twenty years
(3) seeing Demi Moore identified in an article as "the GI Jane star" then looking up her on imdb and realizing that her career has been dead for almost twenty years
(2) filling the bath tub with your own fecal matter and drowning a man in it
(1) Any one who has common sense will remember that the bewilderments of the eye are of two kinds, and arise from two causes, either from coming out of the light or from going into the light, which is true of the mind's eye, quite as much as of the bodily eye
(1) inexplicably weeping while touching a little girl down in the land of the Delta Blues in the middle of the pouring rain
(1) the idea that what we're doing right now is really remarkable or important just because, as far as we know, we haven't done it before
(7) constantly eating from a bag of lollies and being unable to stop
(1) Mortal Kombat Two Colon Annihilation
(2) having non consensual sex with a spring onion
(1) knowing that a swan still loves a woman, hoo, and a woman still loves a swan
(1) His brother Khalid blew himself in the Brussels subway
(5) the random regret generator is giving you blank regrets to vote on
(1) that's a helluva penis
(1) Frank Gaffney and Glenn Beck insist that COOKIE MONSTER Norquist is secretly a terrorist aligned with the Muslim Brotherhood and, for that reason, should be banished from the National Rifle Association's board
(1) rapscallions
(2) privatizing Ryan's privates
(1) taking the hugest dump
(1) getting a weight off your chest
(2) old speckled hen
(2) that you vow that from now on you will not write any sexual regrets about Kento
(2) fearing that Ryan will come back, look at the comments, and assume that his regret site has turned into the next grindr
(5) I wanna take my time stroking you, baby, if you don't mind
(3) Donald Trump wants to build a wall on the Mexican border and based on his tone he also wants to fuck that wall
(1) viewing Cold War era scaremongering apocalypse porn with the same "I'm so glad I'm not dumb enough to fall for this" attitude as, say, Kirk Cameron's Colon Saving Christmas
(3) Woman Who Urinates on Herself
(1) not fighting for the rights of other people to post video of you banging your friend's wife on the internet
(1) constructing a simulacrum of a nude Hulk Hogan using several large hams, a pile of loose straw, and a baby carrot
(7) Will Smith's ability to read insipid rapes from a script in a way that almost sounds like he cares
(10) wondering if it is possible to grab your own head and rip it off
(9) thinking of starting dating again
(1) The Town That Got Fucked By Bears
(5) SCP Six Nine Six Nine Colon Nicki Minaj's dildo microphone
(1) mononymous singers
(4) the old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be
(1) Letitia Dunbar Harrison
(3) Teresa Heinz Kerry is totally going to sue us in England
(1) doing machines
(1) that Dexy's Midnight Runners has some really good words contained in it, including sex, dudes, girth, and Sting, but not having the energy to find a full anagram
(3) watching Prometheus
(2) wondering if a crappy personality quiz on a website calling you the female Shia LaBeouf would be grounds for defamation
(8) discovering the depths of your personality and finding out which movie star could play you!
(3) drawing a picture of the full roster of the San Antonio Spurs releasing their full morning bladders onto Kento
(1) Selling black puddings, a penny a pair
(1) Kento's golden ratio
(1) eiffeltower dot com
(1) that No Scrubs can basically be summed up as "poor people will die alone"
(1) being a guy that thinks he's fly and is also known as a buster
(1) Facegrindr
(1) going home and worshipping the moon
(1) having a kid named Annyong
(1) having a kid named Buster
(1) having a dog named Buster
(2) Home Alone V starting with an establishing shot reminiscent of The Shining, or at least, of the Simpsons parody of the Shining, because you've never seen the Shining
(1) EVACUATING bowels until they IMPLODE
(1) wondering if Hey Jude is about Jude Law
(3) tasting your own semen 'to hike jew slut tits sea'

search regrets

Look for regrets involving

top regrets

kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
[ show more ]

bottom regrets

sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
[ show more ]

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2759/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
[ show more ]

most discussed regrets

being a minimalist (4566)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (4413)
Kento (4240)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (4131)
not getting circumcised (4091)
[ show more ]