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The Utah National Guard and the Utah Department of Public Safety on Friday both were investigating how and why their personnel appeared in a video with British bikini models gold digging ditches
diggin' a ditch on the subway in Montreal
I would want to bang Jewel if I were not a mini turtle
tricking ryan north into dating a mini turtle
being a mini turtle
women in metal bikinis bring in donors by standing on a slug with colorful laser swords or blasters
no springs sex
Montreal, NO SPRINGS!
ditches and holes
diggin' a ditch
on the subway
in Montreal
colorful cardboard signs or posters
magazine Jane
liking fur on your burgers
Tom meets hottie Holly at the Burger Joint on lunchbreak and she shows him what she likes on her burgers
the concentration of our national health and Asianity
the concentration of our national health and fatness
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(1) women in bikinis bring in donors by standing on a roadside with colorful cardboard signs or posters
(2) firing a gullet pun indiscriminately at seagulls
(3) masturbating during Schindler's List
(1) compagnie 'elle'
(3) why'd YOU move to France
(1) why'd you move to France
(2) being Super Ted
(1) figuring Ryan will drop by and nuke the comment database again at some point
(171) being a minimalist
(30) your boobs buying food on ebay
(34) not having met ryan north
(30) tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy
(7) that you would gobble up Alice Eve if you were not in a relationship
(110) turtles
(1) the singer of the Pokemon Battle Frontier theme song sounding like Tom Petty
(1) wondering, and not for the first time, what the fuck is wrong with us
(2) Harrison Ford injured in peach snarl
(4) Siberian tits
(1) Bononian Rufa fellates Rufulus
(1) Vatican sacks gay priest after highly public coming out
(1) it really would be too simple to turn a description of a horrible use of sex as a means of oppression into a regret about Kento, Chris Lydon,and walruses
(1) being a barmacist
(2) that a duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm, prompting the bartender to ask "cash or charge" regarding the duck's payment method, to which the duck responds "just put it on my bill"
(2) i imgur com oneZuIsixmz jpg
(4) having never seen The Karate Dog, or any of the sequels, or the remake
(2) shooting Jackson C Frank in the eye with a pellet gun when you were a kid
(1) shaving a twelve inch gungan
(1) fusing Jennifer Lawrence with Jennifer Garner
(2) having to get up in five hours
(1) a cum fart tsunami of Edward Snowden
(1) a landslide of Edward Snowden
(3) confusing Jennifer Lawrence with Jennifer Garner
(1) feeling like you've really missed out on the smartphone era by not having sex and putting it in cloud storage like a normal person, but consoling yourself with the knowledge that some guy probably had a good look through your webcam without you knowing
(1) drawing a picture of Uncle Phil taking the hugest dump on a pizza while Will goes Big Willie Style on the stuffed crust
(5) having had the theme from Junior Kick Start stuck in your head for a couple of years now
(1) Brown University has revoked the honorary doctorate it awarded to Bill Cosby as the comedian and actor faces allegations that he sexually assaulted more than forty women, the Ivy League school said on Tuesday
(10) I'm the stranger thrilling an A bra
(1) you should have eaten your crusts
(6) shitting in her mouth
(3) I don't think you really count as my significant other, we've never even met
(2) seeing that horse get yelled at by that lazy yuppie bimbo for touching her son when the horse just stopped him from running out into traffic because the yuppie mom was too busy playing with her iPhone to pay attention
(1) seeing a skittles commercial where a woman kisses a walrus
(1) I came very close to writing that one
(9) seeing a car with HOO on the license plate and feathers on the mirror
(1) hot dark matter
(1) the fact that Gene Roddenberry is no longer alive to clarify the positions of Fictional Marina Sirtis's breasts
(1) sucking her left TWO until she had a breastgasm
(5) that even old New York was once New Amsterdam
(1) Maple Fever
(4) High Elves
(2) Winona Ryder is an American actress, most famous for her roles in Beetlejuice, Dracula, and The Crucible
(7) #piggate
(1) taking holiday in Brownsville
(2) #walrusgate
(1) Barely Scald Geldof
(1) Howard marks
(3) catfish
(1) hoping that the make a Pokemon based on the candiru
(3) wondering what kind of contract you made with Will Smith
(3) darning your socks, what are you, French
(3) that whenever someone uses the word "bang" in the sexual sense, you think of this video
(35) I would want to bang Jewel if I were not in a relationship
(2) something is happening here but you don't know what it is
(2) having a beautiful ass
(5) genuinely not understanding the appeal of Russell Brand
(3) having seen screencaps of Pamela Adlon's nude scene and knowing that if you ever actually saw the video, with sound, you would probably want to kill yourself
(7) genuinely not understanding the appeal of Katy Perry
(4) Canada gurls, we're unforgettable, moccasins, campaign hat on top, clammy skin so pale we'll melt your Kraft Dinner, oooooh oh oooooh
(3) sex predators
(1) one pill makes you larger, and one pill Eiffel Towers you with a wal
(3) I ain't afraid of no sleepin'
(3) Could any man really satisfy a woman sexually, if her most recent lover had been Sean Connery
(1) marrying young
(1) trendsbianism
(1) watching Buttermilk the baby goat being a total dick
(1) Monchhichis
(1) A gerbil has been found alive in the anus of an actor whose career burned down five years ago
(3) becumming Tom Petty
(2) thinking finding someone ass up before the toilet choked on her own vomit would've been made up for by the three or four years of stress free sexing before she keeled
(1) the extreme danger of getting trichinosis from walrus meat
(3) that I wasn't shaved by any midgets, I found out that something that happened to me is also part of the plot of a movie made at the time it happened
(2) boys have a penis, girls have a vagina
(1) I'm pretty sure you're going to be SUED into oblivion, in England
(3) Polanski guessing how old you are
(3) Jasmine
(4) Disney guessing how old you are
(2) which Disney Princess you are
(2) just now getting that the "T" in "Mr T" stands for "trouble"
(1) that there is no scale akin to bra cup size to indicate the size of asses
(5) I was alive in nineteen eighty three
(1) paddlin' the school canoe
(1) there ain't no way a stingray is gonna penetrate all that boob meat
(2) being unrapeable
(1) the tedium of a porno film you've never seen but already know the boners of the plot to
(9) that you actually got one of those smoking gun quizzes right
(3) Pennsylvania Dutch rudders, English
(2) people who praise Scandianivan Socialism while forgetting that the main reason is works so well is that pretty much everyone in Scandinavia is Scandinavian
(20) that we can post actual imgur links to comments now
(1) Billing Kento's Murrays

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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
Kento (2759/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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being a minimalist (171)
turtles (110)
I would want to bang Jewel if I were not in a relationship (35)
not having met ryan north (34)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (30)
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