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cutting the horse bull, Seymour
drawing a picture of Gandalf edging towards Bryan Singer while Jean Luc Picard sits there with a conflicted look on his face for a while before going back and having sex with his child bride
drawing a picture of Gandalf and Jean Luc Picard edging away from Bryan Singer
drawing a picture of an orc going wrist deep in Thorin Oakenshield
bottoming for Sting in Flick Off the Orcrist VII
having bitterly ironic tantric sex with Orcrist
having erotic lint trinity crab sex with Sting
having vitriolic tantric hatesex with Sting
having bitterly ironic tantric sex with Sting
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the bitterly ironic music of Sting, one of the most depressing songwriters ever to have lived
wondering why songs even have lyrics
cringing every time you hear some guy call in to a radio station to dedicate Every Breath You Take to his love
you can really see why people cling to Born in the USA as a kind of upbeat, affirmative pop rock song rather than actually listening to the lyrics
Bruce Springsteen is kind of depressing
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
lolcode (1.0000)
watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
drinking the water in Mexico (1.0000)
being given the cold shoulder (1.0000)
misplacing your virginity and not being sure where you left it, though it was probably on the bus (1.0000)
needing a cash infusion, stat (1.0000)
characters in works of fiction that are supposed to be geniuses, but never show it, not because it's part of their character but because the author or writers are too dumb (1.0000)
walrus ayn rand chris lydon nomos nomoi nomos nomoi nomos (1.0000)
falling in a bottomless pit (1.0000)
that rumors of a Sailor Moon movie center around Lindsay Lohan and not Alexis Bledel, I mean duh (1.0000)
uninvited implosive bachelor (1.0000)
being bored (1.0000)
Evony ads (1.0000)
buying Team Fortress Two for your girlfriend (1.0000)
that sometimes it feels like you will never be making enough money to break even, let alone actually get ahead (1.0000)
watching Eragon OMFG, what a piece of utter ass shit (1.0000)
thinking of Kento as your token Asian friend (1.0000)
being first pleasured, then tortured, then killed by a machine (1.0000)
Fifty Shades of Grey (1.0000)
Sonny John Moore (1.0000)
Gwyneth Paltrow too (1.0000)
shamelessly downloading music on your laptop for four years without any problems, but when you update Java on the same laptop that damned XP Antivirus malware slips through and nearly kills it (1.0000)
consuming Hardee's products (1.0000)
breaking the pendants you are working on (1.0000)
that Juggalos are the absolute worst subculture the world has yet to produce, as though they were part of some kind of secret government project to create a genetically engineered Super Retard by combining the DNA of wiggers, rednecks, and goths (1.0000)
meeting Brian Peppers (0.9998)
gangnam style (0.9991)
Kento (0.9970)
leaving the remains of that totally awesome chocolate bar you bought earlier in your car in the summer (0.9800)
the "hey guys, remember Jaylala" regret being on the top regrets list (0.9793)
realizing too late (0.9780)
having sex with Arthur Yehezkia (0.9730)
that Ryan is an inconsiderate jerk (0.9722)
only remembering hours later that you should have asked how HER day was (0.9714)
hey guys, remember Jaylala (0.9704)
regardless, not knowing how to fly (0.9677)
letting the mildew get that bad (0.9672)
that according to Wikipedia, Seth MacFarlane is the highest paid television writer and producer in history (0.9661)
spooning Jaylala's boobs (0.9655)
discovering in hindsight that you've been carting around the paranoia of a crappy high school relationship for years, leading you to act like everyone's going to hate you and call you a latent criminal, whereas in fact people trust and like you (0.9655)
not telling her how you really feel (0.9655)
not asking her out before she left forever (0.9643)
looking a gift horse in the mouth (0.9630)
joining the military (0.9623)
not visiting a place that intrigued you before it closed or was demolished (0.9615)
forgetting to reply to correspondence (0.9615)
That there are no dashes on here, and therefore no good way to spell that oh so important Ryan alter ego T rex (0.9600)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.9600)
telling him to go away when really you wanted him to hold you in his arms and make everything okay (0.9600)
leaving your passport in your pocket before doing the laundry (0.9600)
Horatio (0.9583)
giving your email to that sketchy website (0.9574)
spray on tans (0.9565)
coming up with the perfect comeback, but only when it's far too late to use it (0.9565)
not being able to get up the courage (0.9565)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.9565)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.9565)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.9565)
staying on the Internet until the sun rises again, even though you have school or work in the morning (0.9565)
delicious foods that are far too hot to eat, ands arren't cooling down fast enough (0.9545)
feeling kind of weird that all of the sudden you have such a strong interest in finding someone who could have easily just emailed you had she wanted to (0.9545)
not being sure where in your room that rotten food smell suddenly started coming from (0.9545)
really wanting to see some movies back when they were in the theater, and still not having seen them now that they are way past being on DVDstill having not seen (0.9545)
not getting the reference (0.9524)
that your father asked you to help him find an external harddrive to store his porn collection (0.9524)
assuming people on the internet would know when you were joking (0.9524)
blah blah blah angst angst blah blah (0.9500)
only having crushes where you've resigned yourself to the fact that they will never work out (0.9500)
teh sneeze that revealed your presence (0.9500)
oh my god, when did you stop being able to use the proper "too", it's late, you should maybe consider sleeping (0.9500)
not learning more languages while your brain still could (0.9474)
trying to make your calculator say OBOESHOES but failing because you can't fit the ninth digitletter (0.9474)
mistakenly typing, for the first time every in your language nazi LIFE, the word "your" instead of "you're" in a very public forum, such as the Regret Index, for instance (0.9474)
eating part of the sandwich before spotting the mold (0.9474)
that you started using IDK, BB, DIAF and the like ironically, but they've just kind of stuck (0.9474)
liking video fighting games, the two dimensional kind, but never making any friends to play them with (0.9474)
starting watching that epsiode of that show now, when you probably have ten minutes before you have to pack up and head home (0.9474)
signing up to receive MoveOn's email newsletters (0.9474)
missing your chance (0.9459)
John Grisham's "The View" (0.9444)
being the whole bag in one sitting (0.9444)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.9444)
used the wrong verb form (0.9444)
going to the moon and not bringing any chicks (0.9444)
spending ten minutes to make coffee this morning and forgetting to drink it (0.9444)
swearing at really, really, really inappropriate times (0.9444)
not proofreading a comment before posting it and realizing you can't edit the mistake (0.9444)
great quotes that don't work so well in text format (0.9444)
having the ability to finish a videogame that is nothing more than a grindfest but not being able to do anything productive (0.9444)
trying to use ebay to gague how much an item is worth, but finding only "buy now" prices that range from fourteen to a hundred and thirty dollars (0.9444)
the touchpad on your laptop causing all sorts of weird typos (0.9444)
having no food (0.9444)
always choking down whatever feelings, beliefs and goals people attribute to you on the grounds that it's not like you can produce evidence to argue with (0.9444)
Contemporary Christian Music (0.9444)
leaving the burner on (0.9444)
not knowing if acquaintances pity you, hate you, or think you're a pretty cool person (0.9444)
trying to get your working life back on track, but instead just losing track of everything that makes you happy (0.9444)
chewing on the inside of your mouth (0.9444)
not knowing the appropriate number of times to call someone without them calling you back, when they call you back one time out of four, so maybe it's a hint or maybe she's socially careless (0.9429)
forgetting to take the money dispensed out of the cash machine (0.9429)
failing to maintain a creative skill because you were too shy to show anyone your work (0.9420)
knowing that you could have phrased that sentence more elegantly and it will haunt you forever (0.9420)
yelling at someone who didn't deserve it (0.9419)
not being a bad enough dude (0.9412)
that apparently you're not leaving an impression on even your friends anymore (0.9412)
having a moron for a landlord (0.9412)
processed foods being so much cheaper than fresh and unprepared food (0.9412)
getting up early just to meet someone, who then doesn't turn up (0.9412)
not getting enough sleep last night, and history repeating itself tonight (0.9412)
furries giving regular old surreal animal headed figures a bad name (0.9412)
not being aware there was an eclipse to see (0.9412)
waiting until the last moment (0.9412)
telling her you loved her that one time t new years eve when you should just have kissed her instead (0.9412)
that your name is "inherently funny" instead of being "inherently badass" (0.9412)
nurrr having the dumb (0.9412)
that for every n in N there is a finite sequence a subscript k, of which every member is in Z and is nonnegative, such that the product for i from one to m, where m is the length of the sequence, of the ith prime to the power of a subscript i equals n (0.9412)
having thought of something that must be added to your story, but forgetting before next you work on it what it was (0.9412)
watching The Hills (0.9412)
letting a fart slip and then realizing you just shit your pants a little (0.9412)
misuse of apostrophe's (0.9412)
that your adolescence was stolen from you by depression (0.9412)
boring season finales (0.9412)
not being able to think of any food to make from the stuff you have on hand (0.9403)
snaring yourself in your own web of lies (0.9394)
taking out your anger on everyone but the person who caused it (0.9385)
realizing too late he or she wasn't just being friendly, that it was flirting (0.9379)
saying something stupid in an attempt to impress a hero with your wit and whimsy (0.9375)
playing furcadia (0.9375)
not being able to play Zelda I like it's the first time (0.9375)
not knowing what love means (0.9375)
agreeing to work another person's shift during the airdate of the finale of the only show you actually watch on television anymore, because it was early and they took you off guard (0.9375)
reading a book in two days, because it was really good, but probably not being able to remember any of it a month after as a result (0.9375)
not starting that project sooner (0.9375)
unfounded suspicions (0.9375)
losing your mind a little, just enough to be aware of it, but not completely enough to have loco bananas fun with it (0.9375)
leaving your first real relationship to your henchmen instead of spending more time on it yourself (0.9375)
only having time for a half a minute (0.9375)
being so deeply embedded in the sexless, socially awkward persona you've created for yourself, probably as a defense mechanism, that now that you want to change you're really having trouble getting out (0.9375)
working rather than time traveling (0.9375)
having no qualifications (0.9375)
more than anything, you just don't like feeling unproductive and unprofitable, and you especially have guilt over getting an education in something and then struggling to make it useful (0.9375)
not being able to do enough (0.9375)
watching Grey's Anatomy (0.9375)
having to wade through a ton of retarded regrets before you find something worth voting on (0.9375)
being tense and nervous and you can't relax (0.9375)
not correctly conjugating your damn regret (0.9375)
telling yourself two hours ago that you were going to go outside and paint or something (0.9375)
misjudging the color nail polish you bought and ending up with three bottles of the same color (0.9375)
sliding down a very rusty and dirty slide (0.9375)
knowing that you have to stepp things up and puut more effort in, but just really not having a good time with motivation right now (0.9375)
never having heard of metaplasmus before now even though you've seen it in practice countless times (0.9375)
forgetting the awesome regret you were about to add (0.9375)
unintentionally leading on a good friend (0.9375)
that commenting on an old regret with comments already on it doesn't bump said regret to the top of the "recent comments" list, making "recent" a misuse of the word (0.9375)
not being able to tell people to fuck off in business correspondence, without consequences (0.9375)
meeting Brian Peppers Kento (0.9375)
Return of the Jedi was made (0.9375)
jokes with friends (0.9375)
that someone will eventually start spamming the site (0.9355)
playing one of your favorite songs so many times it ceases to be special (0.9355)
having nothing, I mean literally absolutely fucking nothing, to do (0.9333)
that your housemate is taking like a billion years to get out of the bathtub, and you really have to pee (0.9333)
crying like a baby at the end of a DVD series, but at the moment barely having a life of your own (0.9333)
being friendless, leaving you with nobody to ask to record your favorite show (0.9333)
meating Brian Peppers (0.9333)
minnesota (0.9333)
trying to writeth yon novel entire in Olde Englishe despite having thou only vaguest notion of what people hath conversedeth similar to in such times past , and abusing the suffixeth "eth" throughout, as well as the language in general, forsooth, verily (0.9333)
not realizing you misspelled a regret before submitting it so all the comments on it end up being about the error instead of the actual regret (0.9333)
following that link even though you knew vaguely what it led to (0.9333)
when an ad or something similar uses an asterisk as if to call out a footnote, but doesn't include the actual footnote (0.9333)
weight loss ads where the "before" and "after" are clearly two different people (0.9333)
giving yourself one thing to do all day and not doing it (0.9333)
blowing it (0.9333)
lending your bees to a dishonest beekeeper (0.9333)
forgetting to wash the clothes you have to wear tomorrow until just now (0.9333)
clumsy fingers (0.9333)
taking an exam to discover it had little to no questions about the material covered in class (0.9333)
waking up from a good dream and instantly forgetting what it was about (0.9333)
jerks (0.9333)
getting your sad all over the place (0.9333)
buying that expensive thing that doesn't actually work better than the cheaper thing (0.9333)
being unable to concentrate long enough to finish ONE PAGE of ANY book in a single sitting, let alone a whole book (0.9333)
staying up in order to accomplish something, but just sitting around instead (0.9333)
having an unhappy friend who doesn't bring up directly what they're unhappy about, and not being sure how to make them feel better or if it's possible at all (0.9333)
that due to serverlag and games never finishing brokenpicturetelephone dot com has become the worst possible execution of the best possible idea (0.9333)
being a passive aggressive roommate (0.9333)
seeing so many idiots putting so much effort into being offended by things that are not even mildly offensive just because they crave attention or validation and they refuse to end themselves (0.9333)
Open Office being frozen, and you can't just end the program and restart it because of your unsaved data which is in fact extremely important (0.9333)
not being able to think of decent comebacks (0.9333)
even reading the term Brangelina (0.9318)
failing at coming off witty when trying to befriend someone (0.9310)
not washing your dishes and letting bugs take over your kitchen (0.9310)
reacting angrily to reasonable advice (0.9302)
forgetting to check on the pizza in the oven (0.9302)
a life of regret (0.9294)
leaving your twelve pack of soda in the grocery store parking lot in the bottom of the cart (0.9286)
not knowing if you have a boyfriend or just a boy who is going through all the motions (0.9286)
those song with a minute or so of silence at the beginning (0.9286)
those other three Tremors movies (0.9286)
having a sticky e key, apparently (0.9286)
constipation (0.9286)
waiting until things are perfect, and since things are never perfect, never getting around to anything (0.9286)
finding some really fucked up fanart online (0.9286)
taking a trip down memory lane, but then getting jackknifed on bitter regret turnpike (0.9286)
being automatically associated with those who use reddit (0.9286)
being that really old meat (0.9286)
knowing what to do, and not doing it (0.9286)
throwing up into your own mouth and tasting it twice (0.9286)
not being able to find your library card (0.9286)
Sucking your thumb as a child and now you have to wear braces (0.9286)
marrying a person that you already knew was mentally ill (0.9286)
never practicing the piano as much as you should, even though you like it more than you say you do (0.9286)
only having crushes where you're totally deluded that they cannot help but work out, then pursuing them with a full tilt zeal that would make the Luftwaffe seem like a buncha Luftwafflers, amirite (0.9286)
never teling her you've been crazy about her since you met (0.9286)
giving her a second chance, only to have it dashed and crushed in a fiery dazzle of emotions and pain (0.9286)
when a stupid band does a cover of a song that becomes better known than the awesome original, and whenever you mention the song people assume you're talking about the crappy cover (0.9286)
thinking of a frikkin' sweet regret, postponing adding it until you'd finished voting or commenting your current regret, then forgetting the regret you'd only recently concocted (0.9286)
not cleaning your room until moving out of the house and discovering that it was pretty big after all (0.9286)
hearing so much about how people fool themselves that you no longer feel able to authoritatively say anything about what you were or weren't thinking at a particular time (0.9286)
debating whether or not to go to bed before it is even dark out because you can't think of anything better to do (0.9286)
waking up just as it was about to be revealed (0.9286)
the long decline (0.9286)
letting the chips get soggy (0.9286)
seeing a little puppy waddle past the window and not rushing out of the restaurant, bill unpaid, to make sure it wasn't lost (0.9286)
guessing you should probably give up on your dream for another year (0.9286)
watching a TV series online, then getting midway and being unable to find a working video anywhere on the web and not being able to carry on (0.9286)
not knowing which is more smug, a swan or a canadian goose (0.9286)
not having that conversation (0.9286)
not washing your hands (0.9286)
that the only quality reading time you get anymore is while you are in the bathroom (0.9286)
being part of the vicious circle that lowers the price of illustration and design, because you don't know how to price and when you're that desperate to make a living off of something meaningful to you, you'll take the cheap jobs, and work for exposure (0.9286)
forgetting that piece of chocolate on your poket so when you put your hand back in you find it almost melt (0.9286)
being attractive enough to be hit on but not socially aware enough to do anything about it (0.9286)
not really being sure what happened to your sentence there (0.9286)
finally finding a job to apply to, but having the listing removed right as you're about to apply for it (0.9286)
being at a loss for what to do until it's dark and cool enough for the writing frenzy to kick in (0.9286)
po! po! po! po! popozao! popozao! (0.9286)
the time you lost five pages of something because you didn't save often enough (0.9286)
having all of these half drawn figures that you really like, but not knowing what to do with them (0.9286)
going through all the trouble of tracking and killing that sasquatch then slacking off and forgetting to zombify it (0.9286)
not building that giant robot when you had the chance (0.9273)
the sequel (0.9259)
The lip at the opening of the cheap bags of cereal under which all the cereal gets trapped while trying to pour it out (0.9259)
something you HAVE done (0.9245)
never learning to parallel park and now that you live in a city, it's kind of an important skill (0.9231)
finally meeting someone who was nice to you only to drive them off with your awful personality quirks (0.9231)
that someone on the old regret index made a regret about a sex dream they had about you, but they never told you who they were (0.9231)
wearing that LIVEstrong bracelet for six months straight (0.9231)
wrecking your own car (0.9231)
having contracted swine flu and now you can't stop oinking (0.9231)
not doing your homework a few times and realizing you may fail your course because of this (0.9231)
accidentally washing your USB drive (0.9231)
traveling through time and accidentally materializing in the same spot as your past self (0.9231)
lying to her, leaving her, hurting her horribly, and then realizing you're still in love with her (0.9231)
kidney stones (0.9231)
the moment when your brakes lock and you slide towards the big truck (0.9231)
irregular bowels (0.9231)
that the thrill is here but it won't last long (0.9231)
being murdered (0.9231)
waking up today with a sore throat and possible lung affliction, after having no developing symptoms and not being able to think what you could have done to cause this sickness (0.9231)
straining relations (0.9231)
crappy busted ass Earthlink (0.9231)
being woken repeatedly for no damn reason by someone or something irritating and trivial (0.9231)
hearing a mix tape you thought was awesome but now realize was terrible (0.9231)
not being able to finish anything you've ever started (0.9231)
that hardly anyone on here takes the Index seriously, so all you find is things like licking dead people (0.9231)
doing that thing that you regret (0.9231)
being betrayed by someone you thought you could look up to and admire (0.9231)
realising that the girl you love probably was interested in you, but now it's too late (0.9231)
a wild Thom Yorke appears! (0.9231)
what an enormous number of utterly crap Seth MacFarlane series somehow get greenlit for TV (0.9231)
dwelling on regret (0.9231)
ugh, not putting more effort into it (0.9231)
possibly leading someone you're not interested in on, as a result of your inability to be rude and truthful (0.9231)
your pen is exploding (0.9231)
that if Ryan doesn't periodically tweak the 'dex, you have no way to explain the occasional changes, like the regret lists on the sidebar suddenly changing, or that thing last year when commenting on regrets temporarily bumped them up the recent comments (0.9231)
not knowing how to accept a compliment (0.9231)
that Michael Cera plays the same role in everything he is in (0.9231)
that so many people are so stupid (0.9231)
that you're probably pretty bad at interviews, but that's okay, since no one ever replies to your applications anyway (0.9231)
not finishing off the protagonist when he was weak and inexperienced, and instead sending a stream of minions on a shallow difficulty curve that perfectly matched his increasing power (0.9231)
watching the Dragonball movie (0.9231)
getting all zonked on the angel dust and acting like a tough, but you ain't nothin' but a queer from Philly, see (0.9231)
giving up your pets for the sake of a partner (0.9231)
losing that little bit of credibility for doing that one thing (0.9231)
not actually being sure what you meant by "that scene", you guess you maybe meant the hanging out in public spaces with other people scene (0.9231)
thinking of a good regret to add but when you finally go to add it having forgotten it (0.9231)
the relentless grinding toil of wage slavery (0.9231)
that all your loves have been unrequited (0.9231)
failing to duck (0.9231)
letting out a fart, but accidentally following through (0.9231)
leaving that personal ad about liking pina coladas & getting caught in the rain (0.9231)
losing the piece of paper that had all of your plans scribbled on it (0.9231)
mistaking the glowy sky demon for the flamey sky demon and calling all your friends while they were asleep (0.9231)
being in love with yourself and not loving yourself back (0.9231)
this time around, being the person whp replied seriously to a joke, even though you had an inkling it was a joke, kind of (0.9231)
reading that one webcomic long after it stopped being funny (0.9231)
having to shave your moustache, despite being a chick (0.9231)
buying fruit and not getting around to eating it before it spoils (0.9231)
that you've always just gotten involved in something that takes up all your atention, when your friend says goodnight and leaves the internet (0.9231)
not knowing what you did wrong (0.9231)
that your cat loves licking everything, such as the floor, the shower curtain, the box fan, and bottles of potentially dangerous chemicals if you don't put them away (0.9231)
shitty advice (0.9231)
ever loaning anything to stupid fucking stoners (0.9231)
wasting not, but still wanting (0.9231)
not being against doing art for free, but being overwhelmed by the expectation of it, from businesses who can afford to pay, and people who make demands and pretty much say they will treat you like shit in return for nothing more than "portfolio building" (0.9231)
domain hacks (0.9231)
not being able to pick a lower quality video option in this one website so you can just watch the dang thing without it buffering every half second (0.9231)
network decay (0.9231)
seeing someone change their art because someone else went out of their way to find something to be offended by (0.9231)
not sleeping enough (0.9231)
being woken up early the one day you get to have a lie in (0.9231)
people spitting on the pavement (0.9231)
being very bad at explaining your worldview to people, causing them to think that you're pretentious and judgemental (0.9231)
not baing able to curl up into a ball to protect yourself from predators (0.9231)
being too honest, or rather too bad at lying, to tell guys you're not attacracted to that you have a boyfriend, so they just keep talking at you anyway (0.9231)
that you can't even express the flaws you find in that logic (0.9231)
needing money to make money (0.9231)
liking the idea of the new Johnny Depp gangster video, but the trailers you've seen look like they were all shot on unlit digital video (0.9231)
people who use the phrase "internship position" as a more positive way to say "unpaid position", even though there are such things as paid internships (0.9231)
realizing that she thought of you as a weird creep all along and you thought you had a nice conversation (0.9231)
being too ashamed about something to even vent anonymously (0.9231)
that despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart (0.9231)
not telling off your condescending friends (0.9231)
that employers can get away with writing job postings that pay no respect to spelling or grammar (0.9231)
not being able to email pancakes to other people (0.9231)
when something you intend to use just sits around sadly, reminding you of how lazy you are (0.9231)
failing the life school of life (0.9231)
having what is about two hundred dollars to your name (0.9231)
not applying yourself to something you cared about (0.9216)
counting on someone you thought was your friend, only to realize they only like you when you're available (0.9206)
washing your plane ticket with your jeans and socks (0.9200)
living through a terrible event yourself, but still being unable to think of what to say when it happens to someone else (0.9200)
not knowing how to ask for help when you needed it most (0.9178)
not going to the bathroom before you left the house (0.9175)
failing to talk to someone due to embarassment (0.9167)
agreeing to help that person with building their website (0.9167)
not knowing where to price things you're selling, so that it's a fair price, maybe even skewed to your advantage, but not too expensive for people to buy it (0.9167)
being mistaken for antisocial and so ending up with no friends, when really you're just incredibly shy (0.9167)
being too afraid to tell your partner where you want your relationship to go, thus giving the impression that you don't know or don't care (0.9167)
Today's Sedentary Lifestyles (0.9167)
that your cat wants to play fetch, which is all fine and good and kind of cute, but you're trying to type as she walks across the keyboard to drop her little twist tie right in front of you (0.9167)
being so friggin' hungry you start to feel ill (0.9167)
not applying for that job sooner (0.9167)
not understanding this thing Earthlings call "love" (0.9167)
not having the time to learn more about something (0.9167)
whining about regrets on the internet, where no one really gives a shit (0.9167)
your body wanting you to get pregnant every month, and tricking you into wanting to eat everything as a result, among other things (0.9167)
leaving the milk in the fridge too long (0.9167)
following the instructions for growing a tail, but instead summoning a miniature bigfoot who slashes at your ankles with a razor (0.9167)
spending most of a night playing Lumines (0.9167)
getting no comments on your latest DA submission, because it isn't fanart, furry, or porn (0.9167)
downloading video where the sound doesn't match the visual (0.9167)
loaning your Magic Bullet to a fucking swan (0.9167)
thinking that you're rebellious because you listen to hard rock and watch violent movies (0.9167)
having nothing to live for and no means to live with, but not wanting to die either (0.9167)
that people are so bad at taking direction and piking up on visual cues (0.9167)
not studying for my exam, and not shoeing up to a single lecture all year (0.9167)
thinking, worrying, that the rest of the Regret Index considers you to be a grouch, a prude, a party hyphen pooper (0.9167)
collapsing in on yourself with bitterness and solitude (0.9167)
that Charlie Brown never gets to kick the damn football (0.9167)
that nobody seems to realize the "people suck" attitude is self perpetuating, because by living that way you're just contributing to the overall selfishness of society (0.9167)
wussing out and NOT kissing that attractive girl (0.9167)
that, if you think about it, the plot of "The Time Traveler's Wife" kind of reinforces the stereotype that a woman should stay at home and have babies and patiently wait for the man who is out having adventures (0.9167)
not floozing more often (0.9167)
having all of the fun of a hangover without any of the fun of actually drinking the night before (0.9167)
experiencing a sudden, crippling burst of writer's block, possibly due to sleep deprivation (0.9167)
the slow death of the regret index (0.9167)
coming back only to find out that your craving for brains really gets in the way of forming a meaningful relationship (0.9167)
that there's a restaurant in Tokyo where you can watch girls poo and then eat it (0.9167)
making jokes in base thirteen (0.9167)
people who leave stuff lying around in public places, like it's someone else's job to clean up after them, seriously (0.9167)
that soylent green isn't people in the book (0.9167)
that there can't be just one Facebook app for all of these god damn quizzes, you mean you want to take some of the quizzes, but you don't want to add a new app every single time (0.9167)
recieving the wrong grade results and making life choices based on those, only to find out too late (0.9167)
catching a chronic but fairly minor disease while traveling (0.9167)
that wine is not an emulator, only it is (0.9167)
not wiping up that last trace of blood (0.9167)
getting eaten by a big fat cow that eats you (0.9167)
being scammed so repeatedly that it's become second habit to accept defeat as some sort of martyr's "victory" (0.9167)
spending way too much on groceries that will likely get all moldy and gross before you can reasonably use them (0.9167)
not getting enough sleep (0.9167)
regret index bromance (0.9167)
not trusting your instincts (0.9167)
making up statistics about fridge deaths, but not bothering to write them down and forgetting them (0.9167)
regularly taking fish oil supplements (0.9167)
stepping on your music player because you left it in your coat pocket and your coat on the floor (0.9167)
posting on the regret index rather than manning up and just calling the damn could be sweety already (0.9167)
falling behind on emails, deviantart submissions, and bill payment (0.9167)
always wondering if things were ingrained in your personality since youth, or if they're a result of the grief you went through, and if you'll ever really get over that, because you keep trying and ending up in the same place (0.9167)
drying yourself after a shower with a mildewy towel (0.9167)
being tired during the day and wide awake at night (0.9167)
that BAD sketch comedy has killed the parody (0.9167)
rediscovering shitty music at just the worst time (0.9167)
the death of webcomics before their plot is completed (0.9167)
that most vegan food smells like an infected glans (0.9167)
that the "asians" section on that porno site is full of pics of forty year old obese indians (0.9167)
making a ridiculous sweeping generalization, then tacking 'to me' at the beginning of it (0.9167)
not knowing whether it would be better to respond to an email or to ignore it (0.9167)
believing yourself so smart anyone who disagrees with you must be stupid, evil, or brainwashed (0.9167)
haha, I really screwed that one up (0.9167)
logging into Brian Peppers (0.9167)
not making a back up (0.9149)
writing poems you kind of like, but posting them on a nearly deserted livejournal, and then being scared of pointing them out to anyone because that might be obnoxious (0.9149)
not standing up for yourself (0.9135)
spending the last of your money a week before payday (0.9130)
Not knowing exactly how to get to the results without voting, thus bumping up and down various regrets (0.9130)
innocent actions being misconstrued by others as sexual advances (0.9130)
not knowing what to change your name to (0.9130)
not being able to edit regrets in order to correct spelling and grammar (0.9130)
not letting the dog out to pee (0.9118)
not saving your game (0.9118)
throwing away the amulet the old gypsy woman gave you for protection (0.9111)
failing to take hints (0.9109)
meeting that Fall Out Boy (0.9091)
having a football shaped head (0.9091)
trying to read Moby Dick once, oh god (0.9091)
getting into an "open relationship" (0.9091)
only asking her out when it was too late (0.9091)
asking out the cute waitress at your favorite restaurant, because she said no and now you can't go to your favorite restaurant anymore (0.9091)
not making the city more welcoming to your friend who recently moved here and isn't liking it much, because you are too busy trying to figure out how to make a living, and being pretty miserable yourself (0.9091)
Bandwidth limits in Australia (0.9091)
the Humorless Bland Agreement Bandit (0.9091)
that you've gone from getting blown nightly to getting blown off, amirite (0.9091)
signing up for that MMO game (0.9091)
adding a comment to the wrong regret (0.9091)
making mistakes (0.9091)
loving chocolate, only to find that it sometimes gives you migraines if you eat it (0.9091)
clumsy brains (0.9091)
thinking that you've gotten even stupider in the time the Index was down, I mean you remember making a lot of mistakes then, but now it's just crazy (0.9091)
the Hypercritical Index (0.9091)
being a twit on Twitter (0.9091)
misuse of the word "epoch" (0.9091)
working for a jerk (0.9091)
accidentally using than instead of then (0.9091)
taking social cues from a number of movies and television shows in which the protagonists are obviously very interested in each other, but must never, no never, admit it to each other, anyone else, or sometimes even themselves (0.9091)
fanwank effecting the plot of your favorite show (0.9091)
an angry bleeding mess of a swan (0.9091)
your bad memory (0.9091)
calling your boyfriend or girlfriend, just to say hi and tell them you miss them, but for some reason picking a fight instead (0.9091)
swans taking our jobs (0.9091)
David Carradine dying in a puddle of his own Bill spill (0.9091)
not knowing morse code by ,,,, , ,' ,', ' (0.9091)
calling heads, but the sexy coin turned up tails (0.9091)
sending someone a couple of instant messages, only to have them sign off a few minutes later without even replying (0.9091)
being all shy for most of the year and as a result she is merely your good friend (0.9091)
actually, very nearly coming to terms with your body image as seen in mirrors and stuff, but still hating youself in almost every photograph you've ever been in (0.9091)
losing your first love, which happened to be a sweet vintage bike (0.9091)
being unemployed, and feeling unable to become employed (0.9091)
building an Ayn Randroid (0.9091)
having trouble seeing the point in trying, when you get no response (0.9091)
being so tired, but half waiting up expecting a phone call (0.9091)
not being able to tell if you or the other person gave up on the friendship first (0.9091)
picking up that cat from the foreclosed home across the street because all it does is meow, constantly reminding you of your failures and shortcomings, like losing a house for example (0.9091)
that some silicone sister with her manager mister told you you got what it takes, she said she'd turn you on, sonny, to something strong if you play that song with the funky breaks (0.9091)
being a hypocrite (0.9091)
having blisters on your fingers (0.9091)
that your requited crush turned out, upon closer examination, to be a boring, self absorbed pain in the ass, and now the sticky problem of how to get rid of them without hurting their feelings (0.9091)
that pop country western seems to have adopted cock rock's regrettable irritating swagger, only with pot bellies and redneckery (0.9091)
that so many actresses have such generically beautiful faces, that it's difficult to even describe them in terms of features in a way that will differentiate them from other actresses (0.9091)
when a shitty band covers a great song, I'm looking at you My Chemical Romance (0.9091)
spending thirty seven dollars plus tax on that Che Guevera tshirt (0.9091)
that when you hit puberty and finally got your horns that they weren't the long cool black and twisted kind like Dad has, but the shorter goat kind (0.9091)
losing your connections (0.9091)
watching that video where a skinny guy sits down on like a three foot long dildo and you're all like "oh big deal it's just a camera trick, he just sat down in front of it" and then you can see it pushing around in his stomach and you want todie (0.9091)
that five years ago you would have been thrilled to see a Tim Burton version of Alice, but now you feel it's just another movie with Johnny Depp in it (0.9091)
that the tank thong combines the comfort of a tank top and the discomfort of a thong (0.9091)
being sorta interested in trying a "beer float", except it seems like a terrible waste of both beer and ice cream (0.9091)
El Cisne Loco (0.9091)
finding a living six inch long centipede in your toilet (0.9091)
getting so annoyed with yourself for the mopey pessimism, but just getting mopier and more pessimistic as a result (0.9091)
hank driving all the way to springfield to watch bart's peewee football game (0.9091)
vladamir "romance novel cover" putin (0.9091)
not knowing enough about writing, you feel, to know whether you've done it successfully (0.9091)
imagining that you must be exhausting to know (0.9091)
middle aged men with fake tans, bleached blond hair, and pink nailpolish (0.9091)
the regret index having no edit function (0.9091)
freely using "ironically" when you mean "unfortunately" (0.9091)
speaking PUNjabi (0.9091)
they literally had the poor bastard stuck in a corner with his back against the wall and sweat rolling down his face (0.9091)
that putting diamonds on the soles of your shoes is totally impractical because nobody will see them and they'll just fall off anyway (0.9091)
assuming that animal that looked like it was smiling was happy (0.9091)
waking up with what looks like a crime scene in your pants (0.9091)
that you make me feel like crying (0.9091)
wrongeous anger (0.9091)
buying a ridiculously expensive treadmill, only to have it sit unused in your garage (0.9091)
being hoisted by your own petard (0.9091)
that you have some concerns about the way things are done at work, but you never say anything about it because you're convinced that no one's going to listen to you anyway (0.9091)
lending your favorite book and your favorite comic to your girlfriend of less than two months only to have her dump you and never give them back (0.9091)
listening to the Sugababes (0.9091)
only learning to cut loose and have fun AFTER graduating college (0.9063)
receiving a fortune cookie containing no fortune at a restaurant (0.9063)
the bad taste in music of people in convertibles sitting at a nearby traffic light (0.9054)
veneral diseases (0.9048)
debt (0.9048)
forgetting to check for typos (0.9048)
pressing the enter key instead of shift (0.9048)
that countries will enter a war without first setting definite goals and definite plans as to how to accomplish them (0.9048)
that once you get your scent on them, the mother won't take them back (0.9048)
that this thing doesn't cycle through all of the regrets when you're on a voting roll and you keep voting on the same ones over and over again (0.9045)
forgetting which day your final exam is and subsequently missing it (0.9032)
not putting away a small amount of money every month since I started working (0.9024)
that people don't laugh at your jokes, but they do laugh at your serious suggestions (0.9024)
burning the tomato sauce that you canned and have been eating all year (0.9000)
letting your keyboard get filthy (0.9000)
that emo kids and angsty teenagers have warped people's view of what depression really is (0.9000)
mildewy (0.9000)
not realizing that underneath all that shit, he just wanted help (0.9000)
waking up earlier than usual, but then dicking around so you'll probably still be late to work (0.9000)
having problems at home, but not being able to move out yet (0.9000)
Eating way too much because if its gonna cost that much you're going to get your fill (0.9000)
assuming it was obvious (0.8984)
being so screwed up by the past that you never give love a chance (0.8971)
having rich inner monologues that melt away as soon as you begin to write (0.8966)
being unable to talk to people unless you have a "good" reason to (0.8966)
telling a joke you hadn't thought all the way through (0.8963)
being shy (0.8961)
not saying at least "hello" (0.8959)
not running fast enough (0.8958)
drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth (0.8955)
letting him break your heart again (0.8947)
not shaving your legs ever, but shaving your pubes for someone once, leading you to look mangy (0.8947)
that your love of synching video to music in interesting or inappropriate ways clashes with your hate of searching for a legitamate clip on Youtube and getting a hundred fan made music videos featuring Evanescence songs back instead (0.8947)
being unable to think of indecent comebacks (0.8947)
being depressed over your failure to achieve something that was implausible anyway (0.8947)
finding every interaction with this one person to be delightful, but not taking any action (0.8947)
losing what little nerve you had (0.8947)
making mountains out of molehills (0.8947)
not kissing people, even if it's in your best interest to do so (0.8947)
feeling sleepy for the first time in months on a night when you should stay up to get some work done (0.8947)
allowing xkcd to become unfunny (0.8947)
breaking her trust (0.8947)
that the person who did your job before you had no filing abilities and you have to spend so much of your time sifting through randomly named files all the time and the system (0.8947)
not being able to figure out if you are depressed (0.8947)
tripping and falling into Kento's GAPING ASSHOLE (0.8947)
that you didn't take more pictures (0.8936)
drying yourself with a mildewy towel (0.8929)
getting so awkward when you're caught off your guard (0.8929)
breaking your resolve (0.8929)
confusing your horniness for loneliness (0.8929)
your lack of telekinesis (0.8916)
going through too much bullshit just to mess with the wrong person for you (0.8913)
that the good times are over (0.8913)
not making your move when you had the chance (0.8911)
staying in that dead end job because it required less work than following your dream (0.8901)
not backing up my data (0.8897)
that Captain K'nuckles is a dick (0.8889)
regrets written in the first person (0.8889)
having no friends in the city where you live and turning to this site for some semblance of social intercourse (0.8889)
stepping on gum (0.8889)
being born too late for tall ships, and too early for space ships (0.8889)
losing touch with old friends (0.8889)
being to poor to build your own robot butler (0.8889)
strangers telling you to 'cheer up' and smile when you weren't even aware of being anything less than fine (0.8889)
Jar Jar Binks (0.8889)
calling someone by the wrong name in front of all their friends (0.8889)
cashing in a winning scratch off ticket just to buy some losing ones (0.8889)
waking up tired everyday (0.8889)
an hero lolwut facepalmjpg (0.8889)
forgetting passwords (0.8889)
misspelling you're as your (0.8889)
risking going for a poop despite the small amount of toilet paper and then running out before youre done (0.8883)
hardly ever taking the dog for a walk (0.8871)
making a costly mistake (0.8860)
bad speling and grammer (0.8857)
getting fat (0.8857)
being so careless your scoop of ice cream fell off the cone onto the hot pavement (0.8846)
putting of that dentist appointment until it was too late (0.8846)
not sleeping AND not getting the homework done (0.8842)
not hooking up with Ryan (0.8838)
staying with an abusive boyfriend (0.8837)
hurting the only person who loved you because you were afraid of getting too close (0.8824)
starting a business with loans from your friends (0.8824)
dropping out of school for a girl (0.8824)
not telling the person you have a crush on that you like them, and when you finally worked up the courage, they're dating someone else (0.8824)
telling your ex girlfriend you loved someone else for a mojority of your relationship, then wanting to get back with her (0.8824)
hating yourself (0.8824)
learning your best friend was a closet furry (0.8824)
not starting in your new sketchbook because you're afraid you'll mess up tremendously on the first page (0.8824)
being expected not to offend anyone else, ever (0.8824)
that Zorro stole all your zzzzz's, now you'll be awake all night (0.8824)
not buying supplies before the dungeon run (0.8824)
anaphylactic shock (0.8824)
contractual obligations (0.8824)
making mistkakes (0.8824)
that monocles and top hats are not in style (0.8824)
the absense of established customs and mores for online interaction (0.8824)
a lack of clarity in your regrets (0.8824)
having a bunch of books you absolutely love, but losing your nerve when it comes to recommending them to others (0.8824)
trying to get along with someone, even though their idea of conversation is a running critique of everything you do, like, and believe (0.8824)
not tightening the lug nuts (0.8800)
touching your eye after cutting hot peppers (0.8800)
not figuring out what you want (0.8800)
not taking backups (0.8800)
people blaming their own faults on you (0.8800)
failing to see the signs (0.8794)
being afraid that when you do stop being scared of other people, you will settle for a relationship you're not that into, out of low self worth (0.8788)
leaving mould in a mug for so long that when you finally got round to washing it, it sprayed a blue cloud around the kitchen on contact with water and made you sneeze (0.8780)
always starting to hate yourself whenever you suspect that anyone else has an opinion of you, whether that opinion be good or bad (0.8780)
that typo you will never be able to fix (0.8780)
not having any self esteem (0.8776)
something you HAVEN'T done (0.8765)
failing to notice that the sad girl you just passed was actually a damsel in distress, and you didn't help her (0.8765)
the Twilight books (0.8762)
living a life dictated by your phobias instead of your desires (0.8758)
saying you could start at your job earlier than they expected, then remembering later that you planned to visit your boyfriend that weekend (0.8750)
lending that rare comic to your sister's boyfriend just before they broke up and you never saw him again (0.8750)
leaving coffee for a week in your thermos (0.8750)
thinking someone is talking to you when they're actually talking to the person behind you (0.8750)
that subscription to US weekly (0.8750)
making an unintentional typo when you were trying to make an intentional typo (0.8750)
showing that person you were hoping would be a new friend something stupid because you thought they would appreciate it, only no one would because your interests are dumb (0.8750)
not being good at self promotion (0.8750)
needing a shower in the warst way (0.8750)
orphaned puppies with a hurt paw crying alone in the rain (0.8750)
not knowing what to eat, and ending up eating nothing (0.8750)
crotchrot (0.8750)
the incident (0.8750)
abandoning your values (0.8750)
having the same cough for six months (0.8750)
loneliness that can only be consoled with regret (0.8750)
hunting the wumpus to extinction (0.8750)
eatting undercooked eggs (0.8750)
not learning how to change a tire (0.8750)
world hunger (0.8750)
not having a miniature pet Utahraptor (0.8750)
that it's no longer cool to call the Internet "the tubes" (0.8750)
catching robot flu by going to that sleazy robot strip club (0.8750)
fried pickles (0.8750)
thinking it would be way more punk to get a hott pink "Hello Kitty" Squier copy of a Strat than to get another Gibson SG, but being unsure whether wooable girls will see the post punk transgressive humor or your artfully ironic act of overthinking things (0.8750)
that you are literally fucktarded (0.8750)
spelling gauge wrong (0.8750)
not going to the doctors sooner (0.8750)
hitting that wasp, but not hard enough, so it comes back and stings you (0.8750)
your feet, they're cold (0.8750)
people who make assertions without citing evidence or examples to back up said assertions, a sure sign of a narcissistic personality disorder, the other sign being vehement denial of said disorder followed by attack or ridicule of diagnosis tenderer (0.8750)
Facebook applications (0.8732)
giving someone more attention than they deserved (0.8732)
not trying more things when you were younger now that you know being in trouble is a fake idea (0.8730)
taking the hugest dump (0.8725)
Hitler's taking direct control of the German military (0.8723)
not having hands for feet and also a tail (0.8710)
losing two portable music devices in less than two months (0.8696)
staying in relationships even after finding out the truth (0.8696)
moving into that apartment that was infested with bedbugs (0.8696)
neglecting your oral hygiene (0.8696)
being a dick (0.8696)
forgetting just what the things were you used to enjoy so much (0.8696)
flashing the dog, then finding out your dad saw you (0.8696)
homeowners associations (0.8696)
that the trend of regrets that don't make sense with 'how much can you expect to regret' has returned (0.8696)
being born too late for tall ships and too early for spaceships (0.8696)
not checking the toilet seat first (0.8690)
entering pointless religious debates that serve only to make both sides really irritated (0.8689)
spending all day surfing the Internet instead of writing or drawing or whatever it is you do creatively (0.8684)
letting your ex have your Dreamcast (0.8684)
Being unable to fully trust him just because of my insecurities (0.8684)
games that you never finished and have long since lost (0.8684)
not finding more time to read (0.8681)
staying with the douche because you were too lazy to get out (0.8679)
not doing the thing you deliberately said you would (0.8673)
waiting too long to let go of your feelings (0.8667)
falling asleep while cooking with the stove (0.8667)
mistaking tears for repudiation of the rumours involving her kissing someone else (0.8667)
not asking your health insurance company how much an expensive dental procedure would cost before doing it (0.8667)
May not being a fun month for you (0.8667)
wasting your life (0.8667)
staying with someone you didn't love (0.8667)
still not knowing what you want to be when you grow up (0.8667)
realising you've ran out of toilet paper after you've already finished (0.8667)
that there is nothing fair in this world, babe (0.8667)
having too much work or not enough (0.8667)
that you aren't not doing nothing never even though you aren't not anywhere special (0.8667)
forgetting you had strawberries until just now (0.8667)
implementing synergies to verticalize your platforms (0.8667)
knowing where you want your relationship to go but not having the balls to ask or talk to your partner about such (0.8667)
the way passport photos highlight every blemish and imperfection (0.8667)
when someone lives up to their stereotype (0.8667)
not having your own working portal gun (0.8667)
not closing your window, though you're quite cold (0.8667)
that the only thing separating grad school from grade school is e (0.8667)
having itchy gums (0.8667)
running late (0.8667)
not making more of an outcry about bad things that are happening (0.8667)
that when people list regulars, you're hardly ever on the list (0.8667)
indecent exposure which does not result in the erotic frenzy that you had anticipated (0.8667)
being asked for important advice and not being able to give it (0.8667)
mispronouncing that fancy word (0.8667)
buying your first car, then immediately getting in your first car accident (0.8667)
moving to kuwait (0.8667)
that the DS has become a haven for shovelware (0.8667)
when your toaster wets the bed (0.8667)
finding out your cat is of the non yodeling variety (0.8667)
losing that irreplacable item (0.8644)
lacking the courage to tell somebody how you really felt (0.8642)
not taking a spare (0.8636)
hannah montana (0.8636)
telling my roommate who plays his guitar all the time that I am really laid back and I love hearing music all the time (0.8636)
having either a knack for lulzy old timey jokes, postmodern merriment and general bonhomie, or wallowing in a fathomless dark hole of self abuse and hollow hearted self loathing, with no in between (0.8636)
Trying to eat chili straight from the pot with a ladel, and just spilling it all over your shirt (0.8636)
republicants (0.8636)
offering tech support for family members (0.8636)
not turning back to look at her one last time before leaving her life forever (0.8636)
having a friend who is just nice enough to keep you around, but when it comes right down to it, if you ask her for some favor in return for yours, she just utterly sucks (0.8636)
awfulness (0.8636)
not seizing the moment (0.8636)
imagining how painful a hangnail would be if it rimmed the tip of your urethra (0.8636)
searching frantically for something that ended up being in your pocket the whole time (0.8636)
not leaving him before he became a judgemental prick (0.8636)
not being sure you used a word right (0.8636)
using the wrong tense (0.8627)
wasting time on the internet waiting for an email you might never get (0.8621)
finding yet another way to rehash past mistakes (0.8607)
not having met ryan north (0.8601)
answering a question without thinking about it first (0.8600)
not telling a person how special they were to you (0.8600)
staying in a problematic relationship for the sake of your children (0.8571)
sounding like a pretentious twit in your comments despite not meaning to (0.8571)
that your academic plans are GONE (0.8571)
adding Roshan Patel to your Facebook friends (0.8571)
ever watching The View (0.8571)
lacking situations where you can say "rue the day" (0.8571)
tucking your dress into your hose (0.8571)
Your gay friend who's been monogamously with his partner for ten years, dieing of cancer because he didn't have health insurance and he couldn't be on his partners plan because they weren't "married" (0.8571)
beating that final stage, only to realize the basic emptiness of the electronic experience (0.8571)
not having any idea whether you cover letters and portfolio are effective at all, or even reaching anyone (0.8571)
that no one votes on these anymore (0.8571)
three am, when doctors say the body's at low tide, the soul is out, the blood moves slow, you're the nearest to death you'll ever be save dying, sleep is a patch of death, but three in the morn, full wide eyed staring, is living death! (0.8571)
living on the most isolated and boring campus ever (0.8571)
eating too much too often (0.8571)
Beatallica (0.8571)
fighting between the feeling that you're not ready, and the feeling that you're running out of time (0.8571)
not helping that injured bird you saw (0.8571)
trying to do something in a bit of a hurry on a website that is extremely slow today (0.8571)
that sometimes even the internet can't find something you want (0.8571)
that one linguistics problem (0.8571)
being too tired to do something useful, and not having something useless to do (0.8571)
being so exhausted you can hardly keep your eyes open, for no good reason (0.8571)
the assholish way that vegans get when you tell them you like tofu, as if it belongs to them and you're not allowed to eat it (0.8571)
imagining that there's a cafe somewhere where all the american apparel models hang out and talk about philosophy and indie music, and the girls hang out with their nipples poking through their shirts and their drugged up expressions (0.8571)
not discovering the Amazing Regret Index sooner (0.8571)
puke (0.8571)
barf (0.8571)
that Ayn Rand was such a fridged bitch (0.8571)
using that new shampoo and conditioner and have to go to work looking like the Cowardly Lion (0.8571)
that clinging to the past hinders you from embracing the present, the old Regret Index is dead, long live the Regret Index (0.8571)
going back on your word (0.8571)
being unable to tell (0.8571)
the orange burny thing make face burn ARRGH (0.8571)
The Assassination of Jessie and James by the Coward Ash Ketchum (0.8571)
asking "hey, how's your dog," forgetting that her dog just tragically died (0.8571)
dissociating (0.8571)
the UK not having free speech (0.8571)
having an OKcupid account you loser (0.8571)
neofolk (0.8571)
dying from food inhalation (0.8571)
being THAT guy (0.8571)
that nobody seems to realize nihilists make the best RPG villains, case in point Kefka (0.8571)
not leaving work before it started raining blood (0.8571)
feeling sick when it's really nice outside (0.8571)
that real life doesn't have an "undo" button (0.8544)
Not thinking she could llove me as a function of not loving myself (0.8537)
assuming that she would change for me (0.8529)
being afraid to live up to your full potentia (0.8529)
that you meet more interesting people in your dreams than you do in real life (0.8529)
that you were born too late for tall ships, and too early for spaceships (0.8529)
saying something satirical and having people think you meant it (0.8529)
not kissing that person you really liked when you had the chance before they became a world famous popstar who is now totally beyond your reach (0.8526)
not telling the truth in the fist place (0.8524)
lolololol (0.8519)
that all these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain (0.8519)
not wearing a hat or sunscreen (0.8519)
turning on the wrong burner and setting your cookbook on fire (0.8519)
going to bed unsatisfied when she's not that far away (0.8519)
that papercut (0.8519)
not telling the truth in the first place (0.8512)
pulling an all nighter to get work done and spending the whole night watching youtube videos instead (0.8511)
waking up from that dream (0.8511)
not starting that final paper sooner (0.8509)
it taking so long to remember words (0.8500)
grocery shopping while hungry (0.8500)
Pulling all the legs off that Grandaddy long leg (0.8500)
that the sky is full of dreams, but you don't know how to fly (0.8500)
watching movies where the audio and video are out of sync (0.8497)
not asking her out, even though you know she'd say yes (0.8492)
believing the person who said I wasn't good enough (0.8491)
doing later the things you could have done earlier (0.8491)
hearing what you want to hear instead of what was really said (0.8480)
not saying hello to someone (0.8479)
taking forever to get back to someone about a project that only takes five minutes for you to do (0.8475)
buying the crappy product off that enticing infomercial (0.8462)
not standing up for yourself most times, and for some reason feeling like a jerk whenever you do (0.8462)
something you have never attempted (0.8462)
forgetting (0.8462)
reacting poorly to a confession of feelings only to realize much later how mutual they were (0.8462)
winning a pyrrhic victory (0.8462)
not being sure how to feel anything is important (0.8462)
that the Jack the Ripper case is still unsolved (0.8462)
making typos (0.8462)
that it bothers you how little anything seems to bother her right now, even important things that should (0.8462)
that there still people alive in two thousand ten who believe the White Stripes were good (0.8462)
sexual frustration (0.8462)
what an enormous number of utterly crap films somehow get greenlit for screen (0.8462)
that "hurting yourself" currently has an index of ZERO (0.8462)
destroying something expensive because you can't control your damned temper (0.8462)
thinking that it's all fine if someone chooses to be a vegan, but you don't think that they have any ground for generalizing their personal preference to a moral truth, in fact you see this happen a lot, in fact you don't even believe in morality (0.8462)
that that regret didn't make sense out of its original context (0.8462)
biting your tongue while chewing gum (0.8462)
that the walrus is not, in fact, a Viking symbol for death (0.8462)
having to wake up before noon (0.8462)
that even though you know how to pronounce bass as in bass guitar, when you see it in writing you always automatically think bass, as in a type of fish (0.8462)
trying to make anything work in internet explorer (0.8462)
donloading videos that have a messed up aspect ratio (0.8462)
not looking both ways before you cross the street (0.8462)
not being able to tell if an idea is awesome or terrible (0.8462)
that it's nearly eleven again, sigh (0.8462)
really believing that it's not how you look that's keeping you from a relationship, but you own fears, which somehow makes it even harder (0.8462)
not really feeling entirely prepared for a job interview (0.8462)
not telling her you like felt (0.8462)
turd too big (0.8462)
dropping out of highschool (0.8462)
wasting your master ball on something shitty like Lisa Allarde Johnson (0.8462)
misspelling like (0.8462)
once again having angst in your pangst and wanting to dangst (0.8462)
that the grammer champeen been chosed unfairly (0.8462)
not practicing your instrument (0.8462)
Hitler (0.8462)
pretending the molestation never happened (0.8462)
believing the gossip (0.8462)
not being one of those people who really finds it unfair that the other person doesn't make the first move, knowing that you are the cause of most of your problems, but still preferring the neutral position (0.8462)
eating everything in two seconds (0.8462)
being the last of your kind except for, coincidentally, your greatest enemy (0.8462)
tinkers (0.8462)
that more RPGs don't have Irish evil villains (0.8462)
getting lyrics wrong in a lyric regret (0.8462)
tripping on DDR (0.8462)
developing a cold on day one of a densely scheduled workweek (0.8462)
being far more confident or gregarious via the internet or in writing than you are in person (0.8462)
having no clue how people cope (0.8462)
not being sure if the same kid just passed you three times, or if there are triplets afoot (0.8462)
not getting enouhg sleep because you stayed up late on the internet for no reason (0.8444)
not reading more dinosaur comics (0.8444)
not saying "I'm sorry" before it was too late (0.8442)
attending an unnecessary meeting (0.8440)
not saing goodbye (0.8438)
laughing along, and not telling them what you really believe (0.8436)
stepping on a slug barefoot (0.8431)
not telling off the kids that never stopped picking on you (0.8431)
not being able to find the reciept that proves your xbox is still under warranty (0.8421)
apologizing too much in situations where you could have just said 'my bad' or something (0.8421)
characters in works of fiction that are supposed to be geniuses, so the author feels obligated to construct situations to show off that genius, yet the situations are so contrived and unrealistic that they could only exist in fiction (0.8421)
that soylent green is people (0.8421)
christian rock (0.8421)
making enough food for two meals, so that you could have leftovers for lunch the next day, but then eating all of it at once (0.8421)
those actually being the droids you're looking for (0.8400)
spilling that coffee on your white shirt (0.8400)
excessive asparatame consumption (0.8400)
staying with him even though I don't love him (0.8392)
Not learning a foreign language sooner (0.8387)
being so lazy you refrained from cleaning up the dead insects on your kitchen and bathroom floors (0.8387)
not keeping your promises (0.8385)
waiting for a phone call that you know will probably never come (0.8378)
accidentally sending a bitchy email to the person you were bitching about instead of a friend (0.8372)
wasting ten years in a spiraling morass of unrequited love (0.8370)
fergie (0.8364)
losing the vitality of youth (0.8355)
not telling her how you feel when you had the chance (0.8354)
Bill O'Reilly (0.8353)
getting HIV from unprotected sex (0.8333)
taking beloved pets to an animal shelter after being evicted (0.8333)
leaving a flash drive in a public computer (0.8333)
getting into that threesome with two other people who didn't know (0.8333)
sleeping in fergie after forgetting to wipe Mindless Self Indulgence (0.8333)
misplacing an article (0.8333)
not getting enough sleep because you stayed up late on the internet for no reason (0.8333)
hurting her (0.8333)
teasing that kid in school about being gay because you assumed he was straight, but then he grew up to be gay and started a program to help gay kids deal with ignorant bullies in school (0.8333)
being the only guy from ZZ Top without a beard (0.8333)
when they fell out in the middle of the meal (0.8333)
games or series that make death a minor inconvenience at best, then try to create pathos with the death of a character (0.8333)
making criticisms that so obviously reflect your own painfully banal insecurities (0.8333)
Waiting so long (0.8333)
that watching V for Vendetta is probably not going to substantially increase your chances of sleeping with Natalie Portman, and there's a commercial on average every eight minutes (0.8333)
using the wrong punctuation at the end of your sentence& (0.8333)
that nobody has ever said anything important or insightful on twitter, I mean you would that whole monkey typewriter thing would start to come into play (0.8333)
being drugged then orally, vaginally, and anally raped by Roman Polanski as you begged him to stop, even though you were only thirteen (0.8333)
divorcing a journalist only to have her NOT write a story about you, blowing apart your theory that all human beings are indecent by herself continuously being decent, friendly, honest and restrained, dammit (0.8333)
being geeky enough, but not hot enough, for cosplay (0.8333)
that in recommending something to someone, you mentally pick out all of the things that they might not like about it, which in turn tarnishes your enjoyment of it a little (0.8333)
that philosophy has no satisfying explanation as to why love of people exists, only biology does (0.8333)
your Sex Pistols tribute band, the Gender Rifles (0.8333)
sweet mind rapes (0.8333)
that there was actually an Evony ad that was nothing but a close up of a pair of tits (0.8333)
that thanks to your misguided daytime health kick, when nighttime rolls around you don't have sweet delicious tubs of double fudge chocolate brownie cookie dough ice cream packed into your freezer when you most need them (0.8333)
having few to no wrinkles under your eyes, but from last night to today, developing some sort of horrible blue vein that snakes under one of them (0.8333)
eating the silver apple (0.8333)
not liking fruit tea, despite wanting to and thinking they look delicious (0.8333)
being unhappy (0.8333)
feeling bad vibrations (0.8333)
trying to open that bear bottle with your hand, and not realizing it wasn't a twist off cap (0.8333)
living in a country that doesn't have pterodactyl cats (0.8333)
someone finding and returning you your virginity despite your not wanting it back (0.8333)
mislabelled exam timetables (0.8333)
not being able to post new regret from your mobile phone (0.8333)
writing a kind of excellent cover letter for a job you're not one hundred percent sure you want (0.8333)
wishing you was using the subjunctive mood properly (0.8333)
having to move back in with your parents (0.8333)
that they don't show more shows like ''Movie Magic'' on TLC anymore (0.8333)
not having a geeky partner (0.8333)
never standing up for yourself (0.8333)
buying headphones that loop behind the ear and end up having to take them off every ten minutes because somebody always needs your attention at home (0.8333)
not really knowing what it is you're living for, but it must be something, cause here you are (0.8333)
never knowing, after a discussion, whether the points you were trying to make made any sense at all (0.8333)
being overheated (0.8333)
being damned if you do and damned if you don't (0.8333)
not getting that footjob from Leighton Meester when you had the chance (0.8333)
finding only yoga listings for "healing, breathing, compassionate and gentle" yoga, where's my "fire eyed punk rock shit blood and chew glass" yoga (0.8333)
not being able to sleep, and not being able to stay awake (0.8333)
not doing completely selfish and reckless things more often (0.8333)
that pun you made about someone's sculpture in art school (0.8333)
that there's no way to pass objects by value in JavaScript (0.8333)
facebooking (0.8333)
hearing that a new season of a show is really good, and thinking you should watch it, but knowing you would feel the need to watch the previous, kind of bad seasons first (0.8333)
not trying a little wig wam bam (0.8333)
mistaking great sex for an actual emotional connection (0.8333)
eating something that when eaten would result in the inability to post regrets that begin with "eating" (0.8333)
not showing up when invited to a meeting of local stage magicians (0.8333)
not getting that cavity fixed three years ago when you had the chance (0.8333)
letting all that isn't limited to the ground come into your home (0.8333)
not keeping in touch with that friend from school (0.8333)
meeting the love of your before you're ready (0.8333)
having forty six emails to check, and fortysomething more to reply to that you've already checked but didn't flag or reply to yet (0.8333)
being Ayn Randy (0.8333)
not getting going (0.8333)
clicking "haven't done it yet," and then remembering you actually HAD done it (0.8333)
the swollen ripe gaze of a bee (0.8333)
that you had potential serious regrets during that year that the Index was down, and now that it's back up you can mostly only think of jokey ones (0.8333)
that the smell behind your ears smells kind of like cheese (0.8333)
Thatcher making trouble on the Regret Index (0.8333)
cloning pigs that had swine flu (0.8333)
being forgotten (0.8333)
making a mix tape for a girl you haven't talked to for over two years (0.8333)
being emotionally cowardly (0.8333)
joining SomethingAwful (0.8333)
falling asleep at the wheel (0.8333)
making a promise you couldn't keep (0.8333)
searching the president up old skool (0.8333)
not playing with your dog more often while he or she was alive (0.8333)
everyone's needs having to take precedence over yours (0.8333)
eating mayonnaise that expired four months ago (0.8333)
not seeing the fundamental flaw in always justifying your action or inaction to preserve your sense of being a good person rather than acknowledging and then modifying your behavior in order to become an actual good person (0.8333)
watching TV when you should be revising for that vital exam (0.8333)
rubbing spider eggs into your eyes (0.8312)
typographical errors (0.8302)
clearly making poor life choices (0.8298)
not shutting up (0.8298)
doing that stupid thing in elementary school (0.8293)
forgetting to check your pockets for money and metro tickets before you do the laundry (0.8293)
ordering a number six when you know you wanted a number two (0.8293)
not being able to work up the courage to ask a girl out for most of my life (0.8293)
that you have trouble distinguishing between flirting and normal interaction (0.8293)
that recent regrets are the only ones you can click on to say if you regret it or not whereas the top, bottom and most voted sections take you to the results MAYBE I REGRET ONE OF THOSE REGRETS TOO (0.8291)
all those wasted days, weeks, months, years you could have been doing something, ANYTHING (0.8287)
accidentally being a total racist to that kid in elementary school (0.8286)
being kind of stuck (0.8286)
being a jerk to someone who was just doing their job (0.8284)
not going (0.8283)
being a cutter (0.8276)
diarrhea (0.8276)
that it had to come to this, when together we might have been unstoppable (0.8269)
devoting your life to her so she could break off all contact with you (0.8269)
having expectations for relationships that are too high to ever possibly be met (0.8261)
leaving the kitty in the tub all week and now the whole apartment smells like wet cat and also, she's dead (0.8261)
Harry not really dying in book seven (0.8261)
being born too late for tall ships and too early for space ships (0.8261)
splitting up in the creepy house (0.8261)
typo land (0.8261)
knowing you don't have a chnace and falling for him anyway (0.8261)
not backing up the laptop's harddrive sooner (0.8255)
not being fluent in another language (0.8242)
not participating in enough epic quests (0.8242)
inviting Ayn Rand to your philosophers' party (0.8235)
being devoted (0.8235)
having ants in your pants (0.8235)
not being bestest friends with Ryan, I am dead frigging serious here (0.8235)
John Grisham's "The Index" (0.8235)
T S Eliot not quite being toilets spelled backward (0.8235)
unjust piss stains (0.8235)
dimes being underrated (0.8235)
Dance Dance Genesis Evangelion (0.8235)
that unmarried men of a certain age are called bachelors, while unmarried women of a similar age are called spinsters (0.8235)
not being able to get out of your own head (0.8235)
Zombie Mister Rogers's irrational hatred of your mom (0.8235)
spam in your inbox (0.8235)
not being able to prevent the awkward pauses (0.8235)
nausea (0.8235)
shows that were never made (0.8235)
not lifting with your legs and giving yourself a permanent back injury that prematurely ages you from your prime into a crippled octogenarian (0.8222)

bottom regrets

having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
slamming your dick in Jewel's boobs (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
not being Kento (0.0000)
drinking champagne out of a chimp anus (0.0000)
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most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2443/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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