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The man who dies thus rich dies disgraced
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Stacey's mom has got a giant dong, it's so fat and, oh, it's so long, Stacey can't you see, your mom stands to take a pee, I know it's really wrong, but I'm in love with your mom's dong
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(1) People got their local newspapers for next to nothing in exchange for allowing girdle ads to infiltrate their brains
(2) seeing an ad that you truly have no fucking idea what it's trying to say
(1) I have a very plastic sex unit erection
(2) I have no frame of reference for a coffee can
(2) I don't drink coffee
(6) I have very unrealistic expectations
(3) BSjWOVis
(1) fuck marry kill, dickgirl Maya the Bee, Pedro Pony, Clifford the Big Red Dog
(2) he was only nine years old so I doubt he caused much damage
(1) never having had a boyfriend, as you are a heterosexual male, although that doesn't explain why you've never had a girlfriend
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watching The Hills (0.9412)
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playing one of your favorite songs so many times it ceases to be special (0.9394)
taking out your anger on everyone but the person who caused it (0.9389)
realizing too late he or she wasn't just being friendly, that it was flirting (0.9379)
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not being able to pick a lower quality video option in this one website so you can just watch the dang thing without it buffering every half second (0.9375)
those other three Tremors movies (0.9375)
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meating Brian Peppers (0.9375)
Open Office being frozen, and you can't just end the program and restart it because of your unsaved data which is in fact extremely important (0.9375)
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having no qualifications (0.9375)
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following that link even though you knew vaguely what it led to (0.9375)
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giving up your pets for the sake of a partner (0.9333)
blowing it (0.9333)
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your recent accomplishments leaving you feeling spent, used, and broken into smithereens, rather than joyous, celebratory or purposeful (0.9333)
not applying for that job sooner (0.9333)
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not washing your hands (0.9333)
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forgetting to wash the clothes you have to wear tomorrow until just now (0.9333)
even reading the term Brangelina (0.9333)
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being a Korean soccer fan now (0.9333)
losing the piece of paper that had all of your plans scribbled on it (0.9333)
weight loss ads where the "before" and "after" are clearly two different people (0.9333)
a wild Thom Yorke appears! (0.9333)
realizing that she thought of you as a weird creep all along and you thought you had a nice conversation (0.9333)
marrying a person that you already knew was mentally ill (0.9333)
never practicing the piano as much as you should, even though you like it more than you say you do (0.9333)
buying that expensive thing that doesn't actually work better than the cheaper thing (0.9333)
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getting all zonked on the angel dust and acting like a tough, but you ain't nothin' but a queer from Philly, see (0.9333)
people who use the phrase "internship position" as a more positive way to say "unpaid position", even though there are such things as paid internships (0.9333)
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not finishing off the protagonist when he was weak and inexperienced, and instead sending a stream of minions on a shallow difficulty curve that perfectly matched his increasing power (0.9333)
that despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart (0.9333)
screwing Andy (0.9333)
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losing that little bit of credibility for doing that one thing (0.9286)
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thinking of Kento as your token Asian friend (0.9286)
realising that the girl you love probably was interested in you, but now it's too late (0.9286)
that so many people are so stupid (0.9286)
being very bad at explaining your worldview to people, causing them to think that you're pretentious and judgemental (0.9286)
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having all of these half drawn figures that you really like, but not knowing what to do with them (0.9286)
not telling off your condescending friends (0.9286)
being too ashamed about something to even vent anonymously (0.9286)
waiting to let Obama jerk off (0.9286)
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buying fruit and not getting around to eating it before it spoils (0.9286)
hearing so much about how people fool themselves that you no longer feel able to authoritatively say anything about what you were or weren't thinking at a particular time (0.9286)
not understanding this thing Earthlings call "love" (0.9286)
that there's a restaurant in Tokyo where you can watch girls poo and then eat it (0.9286)
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assuming that lamenting about a problem precludes any action to solve that problem (0.9286)
ugh, not putting more effort into it (0.9286)
when something you intend to use just sits around sadly, reminding you of how lazy you are (0.9286)
finally finding a job to apply to, but having the listing removed right as you're about to apply for it (0.9286)
uninvited implosive bachelor (0.9286)
that soylent green isn't people in the book (0.9286)
the time you lost five pages of something because you didn't save often enough (0.9286)
following the instructions for growing a tail, but instead summoning a miniature bigfoot who slashes at your ankles with a razor (0.9286)
thinking of a good regret to add but when you finally go to add it having forgotten it (0.9286)
going through all the trouble of tracking and killing that sasquatch then slacking off and forgetting to zombify it (0.9286)
that you've always just gotten involved in something that takes up all your atention, when your friend says goodnight and leaves the internet (0.9286)
letting out a fart, but accidentally following through (0.9286)
the Hypercritical Index (0.9286)
having what is about two hundred dollars to your name (0.9286)
misplacing your virginity and not being sure where you left it, though it was probably on the bus (0.9286)
experiencing a sudden, crippling burst of writer's block, possibly due to sleep deprivation (0.9286)
debating whether or not to go to bed before it is even dark out because you can't think of anything better to do (0.9286)
that hardly anyone on here takes the Index seriously, so all you find is things like licking dead people (0.9286)
the long decline (0.9286)
seeing someone change their art because someone else went out of their way to find something to be offended by (0.9286)
that all your loves have been unrequited (0.9286)
leaving that personal ad about liking pina coladas & getting caught in the rain (0.9286)
not knowing whether it would be better to respond to an email or to ignore it (0.9286)
loaning your Magic Bullet to a fucking swan (0.9286)
constipation (0.9286)
thinking of a frikkin' sweet regret, postponing adding it until you'd finished voting or commenting your current regret, then forgetting the regret you'd only recently concocted (0.9286)
seeing a little puppy waddle past the window and not rushing out of the restaurant, bill unpaid, to make sure it wasn't lost (0.9286)
not having the time to learn more about something (0.9286)
falling awake (0.9286)
lolcode (0.9286)
not really being sure what happened to your sentence there (0.9286)
failing to come up with a mutually acceptable third person (0.9286)
waking up just as it was about to be revealed (0.9286)
not being against doing art for free, but being overwhelmed by the expectation of it, from businesses who can afford to pay, and people who make demands and pretty much say they will treat you like shit in return for nothing more than "portfolio building" (0.9286)
reading that one webcomic long after it stopped being funny (0.9286)
waking up with what looks like a crime scene in your pants (0.9286)
when a stupid band does a cover of a song that becomes better known than the awesome original, and whenever you mention the song people assume you're talking about the crappy cover (0.9286)
watching a TV series online, then getting midway and being unable to find a working video anywhere on the web and not being able to carry on (0.9286)
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not cleaning your room until moving out of the house and discovering that it was pretty big after all (0.9286)
being so friggin' hungry you start to feel ill (0.9286)
that employers can get away with writing job postings that pay no respect to spelling or grammar (0.9286)
that Michael Cera plays the same role in everything he is in (0.9286)
waiting until things are perfect, and since things are never perfect, never getting around to anything (0.9286)
not building that giant robot when you had the chance (0.9273)
the sequel (0.9259)
never learning to parallel park and now that you live in a city, it's kind of an important skill (0.9250)
something you HAVE done (0.9245)
falling down the stairs (0.9231)
spending most of a night playing Lumines (0.9231)
only having boring DVDs to (0.9231)
being betrayed by someone you thought you could look up to and admire (0.9231)
dwelling on regret (0.9231)
not baing able to curl up into a ball to protect yourself from predators (0.9231)
that so many actresses have such generically beautiful faces, that it's difficult to even describe them in terms of features in a way that will differentiate them from other actresses (0.9231)
your bionic left arm that wont let you type askfj iowu vn fhlsdkajf (0.9231)
that you have some concerns about the way things are done at work, but you never say anything about it because you're convinced that no one's going to listen to you anyway (0.9231)
not knowing where to price things you're selling, so that it's a fair price, maybe even skewed to your advantage, but not too expensive for people to buy it (0.9231)
picking up that cat from the foreclosed home across the street because all it does is meow, constantly reminding you of your failures and shortcomings, like losing a house for example (0.9231)
being given the cold shoulder (0.9231)
finally meeting someone who was nice to you only to drive them off with your awful personality quirks (0.9231)
that your roommate is home once again, and once again you wish they were elsewhere (0.9231)
doing that thing that you regret (0.9231)
your body wanting you to get pregnant every month, and tricking you into wanting to eat everything as a result, among other things (0.9231)
that if Ryan doesn't periodically tweak the 'dex, you have no way to explain the occasional changes, like the regret lists on the sidebar suddenly changing, or that thing last year when commenting on regrets temporarily bumped them up the recent comments (0.9231)
having contracted swine flu and now you can't stop oinking (0.9231)
being murdered (0.9231)
that you can't even express the flaws you find in that logic (0.9231)
hearing a mix tape you thought was awesome but now realize was terrible (0.9231)
only barely trying anymore, not trying at all when your clothes are on (0.9231)
shamelessly downloading music on your laptop for four years without any problems, but when you update Java on the same laptop that damned XP Antivirus malware slips through and nearly kills it (0.9231)
that your cat wants to play fetch, which is all fine and good and kind of cute, but you're trying to type as she walks across the keyboard to drop her little twist tie right in front of you (0.9231)
speaking PUNjabi (0.9231)
not actually being sure what you meant by "that scene", you guess you maybe meant the hanging out in public spaces with other people scene (0.9231)
wearing that LIVEstrong bracelet for six months straight (0.9231)
what an enormous number of utterly crap Seth MacFarlane series somehow get greenlit for TV (0.9231)
watching Eragon OMFG, what a piece of utter ass shit (0.9231)
that most vegan food smells like an infected glans (0.9231)
that your cat loves licking everything, such as the floor, the shower curtain, the box fan, and bottles of potentially dangerous chemicals if you don't put them away (0.9231)
making up statistics about fridge deaths, but not bothering to write them down and forgetting them (0.9231)
crappy busted ass Earthlink (0.9231)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (0.9231)
needing money to make money (0.9231)
not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (0.9231)
that sometimes its hard to know which way you're supposed to go (0.9231)
traveling through time and accidentally materializing in the same spot as your past self (0.9231)
thinking that you're rebellious because you listen to hard rock and watch violent movies (0.9231)
culling the logical conclusion (0.9231)
needing a cash infusion, stat (0.9231)
the relentless grinding toil of wage slavery (0.9231)
being mistaken for antisocial and so ending up with no friends, when really you're just incredibly shy (0.9231)
shitty advice (0.9231)
not being able to make things right (0.9231)
that you ate mayonnaise that was four months old and expired (0.9231)
wasting not, but still wanting (0.9231)
having to shave your moustache, despite being a chick (0.9231)
that someone on the old regret index made a regret about a sex dream they had about you, but they never told you who they were (0.9231)
people spitting on the pavement (0.9231)
failing the life school of life (0.9231)
not knowing how to accept a compliment (0.9231)
getting no comments on your latest DA submission, because it isn't fanart, furry, or porn (0.9231)
only biking east (0.9231)
downloading video where the sound doesn't match the visual (0.9231)
telling your best friend that you've been in love with her steady boyfriend for months (0.9231)
not sleeping enough (0.9231)
spending way too much on groceries that will likely get all moldy and gross before you can reasonably use them (0.9231)
thinking that you've gotten even stupider in the time the Index was down, I mean you remember making a lot of mistakes then, but now it's just crazy (0.9231)
being a hypocrite (0.9231)
Evony ads (0.9231)
being woken repeatedly for no damn reason by someone or something irritating and trivial (0.9231)
this time around, being the person whp replied seriously to a joke, even though you had an inkling it was a joke, kind of (0.9231)
failing to talk to someone due to embarassment (0.9231)
grumping up the place (0.9231)
being too afraid to tell your partner where you want your relationship to go, thus giving the impression that you don't know or don't care (0.9231)
lying to her, leaving her, hurting her horribly, and then realizing you're still in love with her (0.9231)
having a painful eye, as though there were an eyelash or something in it, but not seeing the culprit (0.9231)
actually, very nearly coming to terms with your body image as seen in mirrors and stuff, but still hating youself in almost every photograph you've ever been in (0.9231)
domain hacks (0.9231)
failing to duck (0.9231)
irregular bowels (0.9231)
haha, I really screwed that one up (0.9231)
not applying yourself to something you cared about (0.9231)
that the tank thong combines the comfort of a tank top and the discomfort of a thong (0.9231)
that you're probably pretty bad at interviews, but that's okay, since no one ever replies to your applications anyway (0.9231)
wanting to introduce your friends to the Regret Index, but since, as you regard it as the internet's backward turned optic nerve of enlightenment, and these people dwell near the darkened rim of its asshole, you feel it would be a bad match (0.9231)
stepping on your music player because you left it in your coat pocket and your coat on the floor (0.9231)
that the thrill is here but it won't last long (0.9231)
believing yourself so smart anyone who disagrees with you must be stupid, evil, or brainwashed (0.9231)
that putting diamonds on the soles of your shoes is totally impractical because nobody will see them and they'll just fall off anyway (0.9231)
mistaking the glowy sky demon for the flamey sky demon and calling all your friends while they were asleep (0.9231)
getting eaten by a big fat cow that eats you (0.9231)
that wine is not an emulator, only it is (0.9231)
that, if you think about it, the plot of "The Time Traveler's Wife" kind of reinforces the stereotype that a woman should stay at home and have babies and patiently wait for the man who is out having adventures (0.9231)
absorbing so much info earlier that now you can't seem to think right (0.9231)
shows or other videos being offered for free on their official websites, but those website not working on your computer for some reasons, and you not being able to find less legit ways of watching said videos, because no one feels the need to repost them (0.9231)
possibly leading someone you're not interested in on, as a result of your inability to be rude and truthful (0.9231)
counting on someone you thought was your friend, only to realize they only like you when you're available (0.9219)
Not knowing exactly how to get to the results without voting, thus bumping up and down various regrets (0.9200)
wussing out and NOT kissing that attractive girl (0.9200)
living through a terrible event yourself, but still being unable to think of what to say when it happens to someone else (0.9200)
washing your plane ticket with your jeans and socks (0.9200)
not being able to finish anything you've ever started (0.9192)
not trusting your instincts (0.9189)
not knowing how to ask for help when you needed it most (0.9178)
not going to the bathroom before you left the house (0.9175)
,,, ,'' ,' ', ,,, (0.9167)
not minding your own bismuth (0.9167)
Gwyneth Paltrow too (0.9167)
collapsing in on yourself with bitterness and solitude (0.9167)
how many shockingly attractive people turn out to be both really insecure messed up in the head freaks who needs lots of tlc, yet at the same time manage to be arrogant narcissistic meanies (0.9167)
being scammed so repeatedly that it's become second habit to accept defeat as some sort of martyr's "victory" (0.9167)
no one taking advantage of these excellent tatas (0.9167)
bringing up a hypothesis to a friend who immediately dismisses it, only to have the same hypothesis repeated back to your months later, as it it were an original idea (0.9167)
that you tried to make a joke, but you bleu it (0.9167)
that you would get a tattoo, and you even know what it would be, if you could think of a place on your body that you liked enough to put it (0.9167)
bottoming for Chet Meatsack in Severe Ass Damage V (0.9167)
having problems at home, but not being able to move out yet (0.9167)
recieving the wrong grade results and making life choices based on those, only to find out too late (0.9167)
that BAD sketch comedy has killed the parody (0.9167)
waking up to a high pitched chittering sound coming from outside your window (0.9167)
sweating (0.9167)
people who know a little music theory that fight over whether the major or minor scales are better, when both are just different ways of interpreting a single pitch class set (0.9167)
they literally had the poor bastard stuck in a corner with his back against the wall and sweat rolling down his face (0.9167)
waking up hungover and alone (0.9167)
another stupid network website using the stupid Move player that doesn't work for you (0.9167)
being too afraid to ask you partner where your relationship is going in case they give an answer you don't want to hear (0.9167)
having to move out of uni accomodation, since oh god there's so much stuff to pack (0.9167)
not smothering Sky Dayton with a Thetan infested modem when you had a chance (0.9167)
people who leave stuff lying around in public places, like it's someone else's job to clean up after them, seriously (0.9167)
never having had cable, therefore having missed the Mystery Science Theater craze, you little pampered Anita (0.9167)
always wondering if things were ingrained in your personality since youth, or if they're a result of the grief you went through, and if you'll ever really get over that, because you keep trying and ending up in the same place (0.9167)
middle aged men with fake tans, bleached blond hair, and pink nailpolish (0.9167)
Today's Sedentary Lifestyles (0.9167)
swans taking our jobs (0.9167)
not being able to find that clitoris (0.9167)
reading a book for the first time in which you discover several things which you had, a few months ago but several months after the book was out, written into an as of yet incomplete short story of yours, and now feeling like you've plagiarized (0.9167)
these bananas being shitty, s h i t t y (0.9167)
not using your handle when it comes to insulting musicians (0.9167)
regrorts (0.9167)
listening to the Sugababes (0.9167)
being a jerky mcjerkface to the ones you love (0.9167)
not understanding what makes you so bad at this (0.9167)
thinking someone maybe likes you but you're probably wrong, you are an unlovable monster after all (0.9167)
not knowing enough about writing, you feel, to know whether you've done it successfully (0.9167)
trying to read Moby Dick once, oh god (0.9167)
needing a haircut and having a new, competent stylist you like, but really having no idea what you want to do with it (0.9167)
calling your boyfriend or girlfriend, just to say hi and tell them you miss them, but for some reason picking a fight instead (0.9167)
locking your keys in the car while thinking to yourself that you're locking your keys in the car (0.9167)
that people are so bad at taking direction and piking up on visual cues (0.9167)
swatting that mosquito when you were wearing a white shirt and now you have a big blood stain on your sleeve (0.9167)
the death of webcomics before their plot is completed (0.9167)
that when you hit puberty and finally got your horns that they weren't the long cool black and twisted kind like Dad has, but the shorter goat kind (0.9167)
empty, hollow gestures (0.9167)
calling heads, but the sexy coin turned up tails (0.9167)
having no desire to sleep, but having an obligation to do so (0.9167)
being all shy for most of the year and as a result she is merely your good friend (0.9167)
that there can't be just one Facebook app for all of these god damn quizzes, you mean you want to take some of the quizzes, but you don't want to add a new app every single time (0.9167)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (0.9167)
your game apparently freezing, and refusing to fix itself after several minutes (0.9167)
being sorta interested in trying a "beer float", except it seems like a terrible waste of both beer and ice cream (0.9167)
making jokes in base thirteen (0.9167)
that it all seems like a stopgap (0.9167)
buying a ridiculously expensive treadmill, only to have it sit unused in your garage (0.9167)
really not getting the pony eye blowing regrets (0.9167)
Bandwidth limits in Australia (0.9167)
agreeing to help that person with building their website (0.9167)
dying your blonde hair dark brown (0.9167)
that some silicone sister with her manager mister told you you got what it takes, she said she'd turn you on, sonny, to something strong if you play that song with the funky breaks (0.9167)
not wiping up that last trace of blood (0.9167)
usually feeling like apologizing for your anxiety, but recently having been helped by your shrink to understand that it's not something that needs to be apologized for, although you still don't get this on a subconscious level (0.9167)
falling in a bottomless pit (0.9167)
having all of the fun of a hangover without any of the fun of actually drinking the night before (0.9167)
that your requited crush turned out, upon closer examination, to be a boring, self absorbed pain in the ass, and now the sticky problem of how to get rid of them without hurting their feelings (0.9167)
fucking ohio (0.9167)
not feeling qualified for most things, lately (0.9167)
that I'm afraid the pretzels are no longer complimentary, Mr Bond (0.9167)
buying Team Fortress Two for your girlfriend (0.9167)
THEY TOOK YER JOBS! (0.9167)
having blisters on your fingers (0.9167)
that Charlie Brown never gets to kick the damn football (0.9167)
Captain Jean Luke Skywalker (0.9167)
not getting enough sleep (0.9167)
accidentally using than instead of then (0.9167)
being so tired, but half waiting up expecting a phone call (0.9167)
that you make me feel like crying (0.9167)
contracting swine flu from your piggy bank (0.9167)
freely using "ironically" when you mean "unfortunately" (0.9167)
misuse of the word "epoch" (0.9167)
watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (0.9167)
having run out of regrets, then, paradoxically, realizing this is in itself a regret, oh tearful slope of sisyphean toil! (0.9167)
being a little in love with Egg Girl, you really need to spend less time online (0.9167)
bragging about being from West Virginia (0.9167)
regularly taking fish oil supplements (0.9167)
not being able to cross between the two worlds (0.9167)
crying over a boy on the way home from school, only to have your aunt find out and tell your grandmother, who lectures you about it at work (0.9167)
imagining that you must be exhausting to know (0.9167)
the Humorless Bland Agreement Bandit (0.9167)
not saving your game (0.9167)
forgetting how to brake on an icy bridge and consequently totalling your reliable and beloved car (0.9167)
being a twit on Twitter (0.9167)
catching a chronic but fairly minor disease while traveling (0.9167)
playing hungry angry achey puffy bleeding mess hippos with your ornery peach canning aunt when all you wanted was to play hungry hungry hippos instead (0.9167)
going to college or uni and somehow managing to be the only person to not make any friends there (0.9167)
logging into Brian Peppers (0.9167)
that the "asians" section on that porno site is full of pics of forty year old obese indians (0.9167)
breaking your Grandmother's wrist (0.9167)
Candlejacking off (0.9167)
breaking the pendants you are working on (0.9167)
hypergraphia (0.9167)
post nasal drip (0.9167)
that female porn stars usually have faces well below average (0.9167)
coming back only to find out that your craving for brains really gets in the way of forming a meaningful relationship (0.9167)
not realising that action could be interpreted in that way, and being horrified, HORRIFIED (0.9167)
characters in works of fiction that are supposed to be geniuses, but never show it, not because it's part of their character but because the author or writers are too dumb (0.9167)
telling yourself you'll complete an assignment today since you have other things to do tomorrow but you're probably going to put it off until tomorrow anyway (0.9167)
that sometimes it feels like you will never be making enough money to break even, let alone actually get ahead (0.9167)
leaving the milk in the fridge too long (0.9167)
the imminent return of spam to the regret index (0.9167)
having nothing to live for and no means to live with, but not wanting to die either (0.9167)
that nobody seems to realize the "people suck" attitude is self perpetuating, because by living that way you're just contributing to the overall selfishness of society (0.9167)
not going to watch that grudge match between God and Satan, because seriously you guys, it was awesome (0.9167)
loving chocolate, only to find that it sometimes gives you migraines if you eat it (0.9167)
sitting next to someone who really stinks on the bus (0.9167)
being horny but not having any suitable potential sex partners around (0.9167)
often saying things like "I'm pretty sure" when what you really mean is that you're completely and utterly certain (0.9167)
hearing thirty seconds of Kung Fu Panda through a closed door and deciding that not only do you not want to watch it, but that you never want to think "panda herpes" again (0.9167)
clumsy brains (0.9167)
eating colon (0.9167)
building an Ayn Randroid (0.9167)
that if you wash your clothes, you'll have to stay up for another hour to dry them, but if you don't you'll be stinky tomorrow (0.9167)
that the killer what took me is entitilitis (0.9167)
lending your favorite book and your favorite comic to your girlfriend of less than two months only to have her dump you and never give them back (0.9167)
that you should have graduated college by now (0.9167)
insecurity (0.9167)
falling behind on emails, deviantart submissions, and bill payment (0.9167)
whining about regrets on the internet, where no one really gives a shit (0.9167)
feeling iffy from lithium (0.9167)
that you were going to buy that Tako piece that Agent FiftySeven made but you didn't because you couldn't (0.9167)
throwing away the amulet the old gypsy woman gave you for protection (0.9149)
not standing up for yourself (0.9149)
not making a back up (0.9149)
writing poems you kind of like, but posting them on a nearly deserted livejournal, and then being scared of pointing them out to anyone because that might be obnoxious (0.9149)
spending the last of your money a week before payday (0.9130)
not being able to edit regrets in order to correct spelling and grammar (0.9130)
not knowing what to change your name to (0.9130)
only learning to cut loose and have fun AFTER graduating college (0.9118)
failing to take hints (0.9109)
two undernourished egos (0.9091)
eating the little girl (0.9091)
the regret index having no edit function (0.9091)
being a pretty lonely guy (0.9091)
eating blubbery pancakes (0.9091)
that your sister owns all of the John Bellairs books you read growing up, so you can't just crack one open and start rereading it now (0.9091)
sending someone a couple of instant messages, only to have them sign off a few minutes later without even replying (0.9091)
having actually liked BonziBuddy back in the day until you realized it was spyware (0.9091)
coming home early, being bored, rediscovering Nanosaur Two on your computer (0.9091)
never really knowing what happened (0.9091)
being pigeonholed (0.9091)
people asking "how was your weekend" when you worked both Saturday and Sunday, and it wasn't really a weekend (0.9091)
meeting that Fall Out Boy (0.9091)
that the only people you can really ask for advice are sleeping (0.9091)
having a rough nap (0.9091)
having a shit ton of stuff to do on the computer at just the time your skin feels like its itching off your face, the ambient noise of the room is howling in your ears and you could probably run to Milwaukee and back without breaking a sweat, srsly (0.9091)
adding a comment to the wrong regret (0.9091)
hank driving all the way to springfield to watch bart's peewee football game (0.9091)
not making it clear to her that NO WE ARE NOT FRIENDS AND NEVER WILL BE (0.9091)
letting your keyboard get filthy (0.9091)
El Cisne Loco (0.9091)
the critic (0.9091)
that even if your attempts at logic are nonsensical, they're still enough to persuade yourself (0.9091)
wanting to comment one someone's old Facebook item or picture, but not doing it because you think that would be weird because secretly you're lookingat their old items and photos because you loooooooove them (0.9091)
unintentional impulsive behavior (0.9091)
not knowing what to say when you heard her mother had died, and therefore not calling her to see how she was doing (0.9091)
assuming that animal that looked like it was smiling was happy (0.9091)
losing your first love, which happened to be a sweet vintage bike (0.9091)
taking social cues from a number of movies and television shows in which the protagonists are obviously very interested in each other, but must never, no never, admit it to each other, anyone else, or sometimes even themselves (0.9091)
not making the city more welcoming to your friend who recently moved here and isn't liking it much, because you are too busy trying to figure out how to make a living, and being pretty miserable yourself (0.9091)
the scariness of putting money down on an idea you're not sure will work out (0.9091)
being a little afraid to post about your goal of eating your way through every street fair this summer, as your metabolism not only makes you thin but apparently also insensitive to others not so freakish in the DNA department (0.9091)
that there is (0.9091)
getting into an "open relationship" (0.9091)
the treachery of images (0.9091)
being too tired to write (0.9091)
spending thirty seven dollars plus tax on that Che Guevera tshirt (0.9091)
having gaps in your CV (0.9091)
that at least the old Evony ads were slutty in a fantasy sort of way, these new ones aren't even trying (0.9091)
reading "ekranoplans" as "electroplankton" or "ekans" as in the pokemon also snake backwards (0.9091)
thinking that Michael Jackson's skin color transition from black to white was something he did on purpose, only to discover later that it was due to a rare skin disease which destroyed the pigment in his skin (0.9091)
having already run out of things to do by eight forty five on a Sunday morning (0.9091)
knowing that it'll take your whole damn life to make this right (0.9091)
that pop country western seems to have adopted cock rock's regrettable irritating swagger, only with pot bellies and redneckery (0.9091)
misspelling "McClane" (0.9091)
genital mutilation (0.9091)
pressing the enter key instead of shift (0.9091)
that there hasn't been a president in more than a century that has had a vagina (0.9091)
having a football shaped head (0.9091)
your bad memory (0.9091)
deciding not to do laundry and instead wear mildewy bloodstained underwear from your laundry pile (0.9091)
writing crappy dialogue (0.9091)
eating so much rubbish (0.9091)
selling your soul to the devil, retroactively erasing your entire marriage, to save the life of your elderly aunt who'll probably die in a year or two anyway (0.9091)
being unemployed, and feeling unable to become employed (0.9091)
that you very nearly had the dative case down when your senior year of German ended, and you haven't taken any classes since (0.9091)
fucking bastard sexists who come up with shit like "Man Law" (0.9091)
that once you get your scent on them, the mother won't take them back (0.9091)
not having regular internet access for more than a month because your laptop is screwed up (0.9091)
only seeming to feel scared or motivated around three in the morning, when it seems impossible to do anything about it (0.9091)
SA no longer being readable by non members (0.9091)
internet psychologists (0.9091)
that emo kids and angsty teenagers have warped people's view of what depression really is (0.9091)
that fanwikis are destined to fail because anyone who spends enough time on the computer to contribute to them has the social skills of a brain damaged baboon (0.9091)
being hoisted by your own petard (0.9091)
losing your connections (0.9091)
being a little bored and lonely (0.9091)
not trying to make everyone feel bad for you, which you think it probably seems like, just not being able to keep the anxiety inside, because then it gets even worse (0.9091)
the familiar sound of your cat vomiting in the next room (0.9091)
dyeing in vein (0.9091)
asking out the cute waitress at your favorite restaurant, because she said no and now you can't go to your favorite restaurant anymore (0.9091)
Ron Tario (0.9091)
the swan above the port, the color of television, tuned to a dead channel (0.9091)
being a cyberbully (0.9091)
not seeming to be able to make the very, very small amount of money that you need to get by (0.9091)
signing up for that MMO game (0.9091)
when a shitty band covers a great song, I'm looking at you My Chemical Romance (0.9091)
having trouble seeing the point in trying, when you get no response (0.9091)
lemon tree (0.9091)
getting so annoyed with yourself for the mopey pessimism, but just getting mopier and more pessimistic as a result (0.9091)
fanwank effecting the plot of your favorite show (0.9091)
forgetting which day your final exam is and subsequently missing it (0.9091)
an angry bleeding mess of a swan (0.9091)
getting a pet that doesn't like you back (0.9091)
only asking her out when it was too late (0.9091)
that you really can't believe that TV offer you just watched was a real thing, I mean really (0.9091)
finding the ANY key and then pressing it when you weren't specificially asked to (0.9091)
that assholes are such assholes (0.9091)
watching that video where a skinny guy sits down on like a three foot long dildo and you're all like "oh big deal it's just a camera trick, he just sat down in front of it" and then you can see it pushing around in his stomach and you want todie (0.9091)
despising someone, except for with your penis (0.9091)
regrets, perod (0.9091)
Kanye West (0.9091)
the binbag splitting (0.9091)
that five years ago you would have been thrilled to see a Tim Burton version of Alice, but now you feel it's just another movie with Johnny Depp in it (0.9091)
not knowing morse code by ,,,, , ,' ,', ' (0.9091)
making mistakes (0.9091)
hot grits (0.9091)
sinking time (0.9091)
that you would probably save a lot of money if you just rented one small keg a month (0.9091)
not being able to tell if you or the other person gave up on the friendship first (0.9091)
that you've gone from getting blown nightly to getting blown off, amirite (0.9091)
drawing that comet so that the tail pointed in the opposite direction of its motion rather than away from the sun (0.9091)
cluttering Firefox with so many addons that, really, the browser portion of the window is so small as to be unuseable (0.9091)
that The goggles do nothing! (0.9091)
Evony and Ibory (0.9091)
liking cloth (0.9091)
the bad taste in music of people in convertibles sitting at a nearby traffic light (0.9067)
receiving a fortune cookie containing no fortune at a restaurant (0.9063)
being unable to think of indecent comebacks (0.9048)
veneral diseases (0.9048)
liking video fighting games, the two dimensional kind, but never making any friends to play them with (0.9048)
debt (0.9048)
burning the tomato sauce that you canned and have been eating all year (0.9048)
that your love of synching video to music in interesting or inappropriate ways clashes with your hate of searching for a legitamate clip on Youtube and getting a hundred fan made music videos featuring Evanescence songs back instead (0.9048)
forgetting to check for typos (0.9048)
that countries will enter a war without first setting definite goals and definite plans as to how to accomplish them (0.9048)
waking up earlier than usual, but then dicking around so you'll probably still be late to work (0.9048)
that this thing doesn't cycle through all of the regrets when you're on a voting roll and you keep voting on the same ones over and over again (0.9045)
not putting away a small amount of money every month since I started working (0.9024)
that people don't laugh at your jokes, but they do laugh at your serious suggestions (0.9024)
running late (0.9000)
making mountains out of molehills (0.9000)
mildewy (0.9000)
breaking her trust (0.9000)
being depressed over your failure to achieve something that was implausible anyway (0.9000)
not realizing that underneath all that shit, he just wanted help (0.9000)
tripping and falling into Kento's GAPING ASSHOLE (0.9000)
finding every interaction with this one person to be delightful, but not taking any action (0.9000)
being unable to talk to people unless you have a "good" reason to (0.9000)
Eating way too much because if its gonna cost that much you're going to get your fill (0.9000)
not being able to figure out if you are depressed (0.9000)
being so screwed up by the past that you never give love a chance (0.9000)
feeling sleepy for the first time in months on a night when you should stay up to get some work done (0.9000)
assuming it was obvious (0.8989)
drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth (0.8986)
not running fast enough (0.8980)
being shy (0.8974)
telling a joke you hadn't thought all the way through (0.8970)
forgetting passwords (0.8966)
having rich inner monologues that melt away as soon as you begin to write (0.8966)
getting so awkward when you're caught off your guard (0.8966)
breaking your resolve (0.8966)
having no friends in the city where you live and turning to this site for some semblance of social intercourse (0.8966)
not saying at least "hello" (0.8963)
that you didn't take more pictures (0.8958)
that the good times are over (0.8958)
not kissing people, even if it's in your best interest to do so (0.8947)
being to poor to build your own robot butler (0.8947)
not shaving your legs ever, but shaving your pubes for someone once, leading you to look mangy (0.8947)
an hero lolwut facepalmjpg (0.8947)
learning your best friend was a closet furry (0.8947)
that the person who did your job before you had no filing abilities and you have to spend so much of your time sifting through randomly named files all the time and the system (0.8947)
being born too late for tall ships, and too early for space ships (0.8947)
allowing xkcd to become unfunny (0.8947)
losing what little nerve you had (0.8947)
letting him break your heart again (0.8947)
regrets written in the first person (0.8947)
stepping on gum (0.8947)
bad speling and grammer (0.8947)
wrongeous anger (0.8936)
abandoning your values (0.8929)
drying yourself with a mildewy towel (0.8929)
confusing your horniness for loneliness (0.8929)
calling someone by the wrong name in front of all their friends (0.8923)
not making your move when you had the chance (0.8922)
going through too much bullshit just to mess with the wrong person for you (0.8913)
staying in that dead end job because it required less work than following your dream (0.8901)
not backing up my data (0.8897)
having the same cough for six months (0.8889)
being expected not to offend anyone else, ever (0.8889)
misuse of apostrophe's (0.8889)
not turning back to look at her one last time before leaving her life forever (0.8889)
anaphylactic shock (0.8889)
waking up tired everyday (0.8889)
losing touch with old friends (0.8889)
contractual obligations (0.8889)
not being good at self promotion (0.8889)
making mistkakes (0.8889)
misspelling you're as your (0.8889)
not tightening the lug nuts (0.8889)
cashing in a winning scratch off ticket just to buy some losing ones (0.8889)
not learning how to change a tire (0.8889)
orphaned puppies with a hurt paw crying alone in the rain (0.8889)
that monocles and top hats are not in style (0.8889)
telling your ex girlfriend you loved someone else for a mojority of your relationship, then wanting to get back with her (0.8889)
hating yourself (0.8889)
hunting the wumpus to extinction (0.8889)
strangers telling you to 'cheer up' and smile when you weren't even aware of being anything less than fine (0.8889)
that Captain K'nuckles is a dick (0.8889)
jokes with friends (0.8889)
not knowing what to eat, and ending up eating nothing (0.8889)
risking going for a poop despite the small amount of toilet paper and then running out before youre done (0.8883)
hardly ever taking the dog for a walk (0.8871)
making a costly mistake (0.8870)
not letting the dog out to pee (0.8857)
lending that rare comic to your sister's boyfriend just before they broke up and you never saw him again (0.8857)
getting fat (0.8857)
not taking backups (0.8846)
putting of that dentist appointment until it was too late (0.8846)
being so careless your scoop of ice cream fell off the cone onto the hot pavement (0.8846)
catching robot flu by going to that sleazy robot strip club (0.8846)
not telling the person you have a crush on that you like them, and when you finally worked up the courage, they're dating someone else (0.8846)
not figuring out what you want (0.8846)
not sleeping AND not getting the homework done (0.8842)
not hooking up with Ryan (0.8840)
always starting to hate yourself whenever you suspect that anyone else has an opinion of you, whether that opinion be good or bad (0.8837)
leaving mould in a mug for so long that when you finally got round to washing it, it sprayed a blue cloud around the kitchen on contact with water and made you sneeze (0.8837)
staying with an abusive boyfriend (0.8837)
that you are literally fucktarded (0.8824)
that subscription to US weekly (0.8824)
a lack of clarity in your regrets (0.8824)
not buying supplies before the dungeon run (0.8824)
having a bunch of books you absolutely love, but losing your nerve when it comes to recommending them to others (0.8824)
when someone lives up to their stereotype (0.8824)
hitting that wasp, but not hard enough, so it comes back and stings you (0.8824)
trying to get along with someone, even though their idea of conversation is a running critique of everything you do, like, and believe (0.8824)
dropping out of school for a girl (0.8824)
the assholish way that vegans get when you tell them you like tofu, as if it belongs to them and you're not allowed to eat it (0.8824)
still not knowing what you want to be when you grow up (0.8824)
being afraid that when you do stop being scared of other people, you will settle for a relationship you're not that into, out of low self worth (0.8824)
hurting the only person who loved you because you were afraid of getting too close (0.8824)
not making more of an outcry about bad things that are happening (0.8824)
being THAT guy (0.8824)
not starting in your new sketchbook because you're afraid you'll mess up tremendously on the first page (0.8824)
reading a book in two days, because it was really good, but probably not being able to remember any of it a month after as a result (0.8824)
The Assassination of Jessie and James by the Coward Ash Ketchum (0.8824)
starting a business with loans from your friends (0.8824)
loneliness that can only be consoled with regret (0.8824)
the absense of established customs and mores for online interaction (0.8824)
eatting undercooked eggs (0.8824)
needing a shower in the warst way (0.8824)
not going to the doctors sooner (0.8824)
saying you could start at your job earlier than they expected, then remembering later that you planned to visit your boyfriend that weekend (0.8824)
making an unintentional typo when you were trying to make an intentional typo (0.8824)
that Zorro stole all your zzzzz's, now you'll be awake all night (0.8824)
your lack of telekinesis (0.8810)
thinking someone is talking to you when they're actually talking to the person behind you (0.8806)
innocent actions being misconstrued by others as sexual advances (0.8800)
your feet, they're cold (0.8800)
homeowners associations (0.8800)
touching your eye after cutting hot peppers (0.8800)
not having any self esteem (0.8800)
people blaming their own faults on you (0.8800)
that the trend of regrets that don't make sense with 'how much can you expect to regret' has returned (0.8800)
failing to see the signs (0.8794)
the Twilight books (0.8785)
something you HAVEN'T done (0.8780)
leaving coffee for a week in your thermos (0.8780)
that typo you will never be able to fix (0.8780)
living a life dictated by your phobias instead of your desires (0.8774)
giving someone more attention than they deserved (0.8767)
staying in relationships even after finding out the truth (0.8767)
failing to notice that the sad girl you just passed was actually a damsel in distress, and you didn't help her (0.8765)
realising you've ran out of toilet paper after you've already finished (0.8750)
not trying more things when you were younger now that you know being in trouble is a fake idea (0.8750)
that the DS has become a haven for shovelware (0.8750)
that there is nothing fair in this world, babe (0.8750)
thinking it would be way more punk to get a hott pink "Hello Kitty" Squier copy of a Strat than to get another Gibson SG, but being unsure whether wooable girls will see the post punk transgressive humor or your artfully ironic act of overthinking things (0.8750)
having itchy gums (0.8750)
crotchrot (0.8750)
finding a living six inch long centipede in your toilet (0.8750)
spelling gauge wrong (0.8750)
wasting your life (0.8750)
that clinging to the past hinders you from embracing the present, the old Regret Index is dead, long live the Regret Index (0.8750)
fried pickles (0.8750)
May not being a fun month for you (0.8750)
buying your first car, then immediately getting in your first car accident (0.8750)
drying yourself after a shower with a mildewy towel (0.8750)
the incident (0.8750)
world hunger (0.8750)
people who make assertions without citing evidence or examples to back up said assertions, a sure sign of a narcissistic personality disorder, the other sign being vehement denial of said disorder followed by attack or ridicule of diagnosis tenderer (0.8750)
showing that person you were hoping would be a new friend something stupid because you thought they would appreciate it, only no one would because your interests are dumb (0.8750)
not knowing what you did wrong (0.8750)
that even though you know how to pronounce bass as in bass guitar, when you see it in writing you always automatically think bass, as in a type of fish (0.8750)
neglecting your oral hygiene (0.8750)
fighting between the feeling that you're not ready, and the feeling that you're running out of time (0.8750)
not having a miniature pet Utahraptor (0.8750)
letting your ex have your Dreamcast (0.8750)
dying from food inhalation (0.8750)
winning a pyrrhic victory (0.8750)
having too much work or not enough (0.8750)
adding Roshan Patel to your Facebook friends (0.8750)
that it's no longer cool to call the Internet "the tubes" (0.8750)
not looking both ways before you cross the street (0.8750)
making typos (0.8750)
moving into that apartment that was infested with bedbugs (0.8750)
not being sure if the same kid just passed you three times, or if there are triplets afoot (0.8750)
moving to kuwait (0.8750)
Facebook applications (0.8732)
entering pointless religious debates that serve only to make both sides really irritated (0.8730)
taking the hugest dump (0.8727)
hannah montana (0.8723)
Hitler's taking direct control of the German military (0.8723)
not having hands for feet and also a tail (0.8710)
mistaking tears for repudiation of the rumours involving her kissing someone else (0.8710)
not asking your health insurance company how much an expensive dental procedure would cost before doing it (0.8710)
being asked for important advice and not being able to give it (0.8710)
forgetting just what the things were you used to enjoy so much (0.8696)
losing two portable music devices in less than two months (0.8696)
awfulness (0.8696)
flashing the dog, then finding out your dad saw you (0.8696)
indecent exposure which does not result in the erotic frenzy that you had anticipated (0.8696)
not seizing the moment (0.8696)
imagining how painful a hangnail would be if it rimmed the tip of your urethra (0.8696)
being born too late for tall ships and too early for spaceships (0.8696)
having a friend who is just nice enough to keep you around, but when it comes right down to it, if you ask her for some favor in return for yours, she just utterly sucks (0.8696)
telling my roommate who plays his guitar all the time that I am really laid back and I love hearing music all the time (0.8696)
being a dick (0.8696)
not being sure you used a word right (0.8696)
not checking the toilet seat first (0.8690)
not finding more time to read (0.8686)
spending all day surfing the Internet instead of writing or drawing or whatever it is you do creatively (0.8684)
waiting too long to let go of your feelings (0.8684)
games that you never finished and have long since lost (0.8684)
not doing the thing you deliberately said you would (0.8684)
staying with the douche because you were too lazy to get out (0.8679)
ever watching The View (0.8667)
Beatallica (0.8667)
screwing up the grumblecakes caper (0.8667)
mispronouncing that fancy word (0.8667)
staying with someone you didn't love (0.8667)
not helping that injured bird you saw (0.8667)
that it's nearly eleven again, sigh (0.8667)
three am, when doctors say the body's at low tide, the soul is out, the blood moves slow, you're the nearest to death you'll ever be save dying, sleep is a patch of death, but three in the morn, full wide eyed staring, is living death! (0.8667)
what an enormous number of utterly crap films somehow get greenlit for screen (0.8667)
asking "hey, how's your dog," forgetting that her dog just tragically died (0.8667)
that, specifically, you want to know if it's proper to say "took an object from out the container it was in" or if you have to say "out of the container" (0.8667)
finding out your cat is of the non yodeling variety (0.8667)
that your academic plans are GONE (0.8667)
when your toaster wets the bed (0.8667)
that when people list regulars, you're hardly ever on the list (0.8667)
the way passport photos highlight every blemish and imperfection (0.8667)
falling asleep while cooking with the stove (0.8667)
barf (0.8667)
staying in a problematic relationship for the sake of your children (0.8667)
the UK not having free speech (0.8667)
that the only thing separating grad school from grade school is e (0.8667)
guessing you should probably give up on your dream for another year (0.8667)
imagining that there's a cafe somewhere where all the american apparel models hang out and talk about philosophy and indie music, and the girls hang out with their nipples poking through their shirts and their drugged up expressions (0.8667)
that in recommending something to someone, you mentally pick out all of the things that they might not like about it, which in turn tarnishes your enjoyment of it a little (0.8667)
beating that final stage, only to realize the basic emptiness of the electronic experience (0.8667)
that you aren't not doing nothing never even though you aren't not anywhere special (0.8667)
knowing where you want your relationship to go but not having the balls to ask or talk to your partner about such (0.8667)
eating something that when eaten would result in the inability to post regrets that begin with "eating" (0.8667)
trying to do something in a bit of a hurry on a website that is extremely slow today (0.8667)
being so exhausted you can hardly keep your eyes open, for no good reason (0.8667)
puke (0.8667)
neofolk (0.8667)
implementing synergies to verticalize your platforms (0.8667)
not closing your window, though you're quite cold (0.8667)
that there still people alive in two thousand ten who believe the White Stripes were good (0.8667)
not being one of those people who really finds it unfair that the other person doesn't make the first move, knowing that you are the cause of most of your problems, but still preferring the neutral position (0.8667)
feeling sick when it's really nice outside (0.8667)
lacking the courage to tell somebody how you really felt (0.8659)
not telling a person how special they were to you (0.8654)
using the wrong tense (0.8654)
going back on your word (0.8649)
losing that irreplacable item (0.8644)
wasting time on the internet waiting for an email you might never get (0.8636)
having either a knack for lulzy old timey jokes, postmodern merriment and general bonhomie, or wallowing in a fathomless dark hole of self abuse and hollow hearted self loathing, with no in between (0.8636)
it taking so long to remember words (0.8636)
offering tech support for family members (0.8636)
characters in works of fiction that are supposed to be geniuses, so the author feels obligated to construct situations to show off that genius, yet the situations are so contrived and unrealistic that they could only exist in fiction (0.8636)
searching frantically for something that ended up being in your pocket the whole time (0.8636)
republicants (0.8636)
not leaving him before he became a judgemental prick (0.8636)
Trying to eat chili straight from the pot with a ladel, and just spilling it all over your shirt (0.8636)
not taking a spare (0.8636)
being unable to tell (0.8636)
finding yet another way to rehash past mistakes (0.8618)
being so lazy you refrained from cleaning up the dead insects on your kitchen and bathroom floors (0.8611)
that you were born too late for tall ships, and too early for spaceships (0.8611)
answering a question without thinking about it first (0.8607)
not having met ryan north (0.8601)
sounding like a pretentious twit in your comments despite not meaning to (0.8600)
coming down with a fever in the middle of summer (0.8571)
Pulling all the legs off that Grandaddy long leg (0.8571)
not having any idea whether you cover letters and portfolio are effective at all, or even reaching anyone (0.8571)
having an OKcupid account you loser (0.8571)
biting your tongue while chewing gum (0.8571)
tripping on DDR (0.8571)
dropping out of highschool (0.8571)
being woken up early the one day you get to have a lie in (0.8571)
really believing that it's not how you look that's keeping you from a relationship, but you own fears, which somehow makes it even harder (0.8571)
living on the most isolated and boring campus ever (0.8571)
pretending the molestation never happened (0.8571)
writing a kind of excellent cover letter for a job you're not one hundred percent sure you want (0.8571)
turning on the wrong burner and setting your cookbook on fire (0.8571)
that Ayn Rand was such a fridged bitch (0.8571)
having to wake up before noon (0.8571)
your habit of leaving lettrs and sometimes whole out when typing things (0.8571)
being geeky enough, but not hot enough, for cosplay (0.8571)
making a promise you couldn't keep (0.8571)
taking forever to get back to someone about a project that only takes five minutes for you to do (0.8571)
not getting enouhg sleep because you stayed up late on the internet for no reason (0.8571)
that all these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain (0.8571)
letting all that isn't limited to the ground come into your home (0.8571)
getting lyrics wrong in a lyric regret (0.8571)
making an obvious, undisputable statement, then tacking "in my opinion" at the end of it (0.8571)
being afraid to live up to your full potentia (0.8571)
saving the world by turning it invisible (0.8571)
excessive asparatame consumption (0.8571)
not travelling before settling down into a real job (0.8571)
finding only yoga listings for "healing, breathing, compassionate and gentle" yoga, where's my "fire eyed punk rock shit blood and chew glass" yoga (0.8571)
not discovering the Amazing Regret Index sooner (0.8571)
that sometimes even the internet can't find something you want (0.8571)
eating everything in two seconds (0.8571)
being too tired to do something useful, and not having something useless to do (0.8571)
that no one votes on these anymore (0.8571)
the amazing Sexual Frustration Index (0.8571)
that nobody seems to realize nihilists make the best RPG villains, case in point Kefka (0.8571)
Hitler (0.8571)
being far more confident or gregarious via the internet or in writing than you are in person (0.8571)
that one linguistics problem (0.8571)
that the Jack the Ripper case is still unsolved (0.8571)
dissociating (0.8571)
lacking situations where you can say "rue the day" (0.8571)
the orange burny thing make face burn ARRGH (0.8571)
not leaving work before it started raining blood (0.8571)
that the sky is full of dreams, but you don't know how to fly (0.8571)
tucking your dress into your hose (0.8571)
how few people realize that Hitchcock's "Dial M for Murder" was shot in three dee (0.8571)
that papercut (0.8571)
sleeping in fergie after forgetting to wipe Mindless Self Indulgence (0.8571)
eating too much too often (0.8571)
Not thinking she could llove me as a function of not loving myself (0.8571)
being the last of your kind except for, coincidentally, your greatest enemy (0.8571)
destroying something expensive because you can't control your damned temper (0.8571)
that the grammer champeen been chosed unfairly (0.8571)

bottom regrets

using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
doing Harambe jokes eighteen months later (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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most discussed regrets

tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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