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He liked them and promised to use them every day until he didn't
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Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
bottoming for Chet Meatsack in Severe Ass Damage V (1.0000)
swan swan stupid stupid swan crappy regret swan swan swan blah blah blah meating cumguzzling blah blah blah swan swan Kento swan blah blah swan (1.0000)
the number nine (1.0000)
having run out of regrets, then, paradoxically, realizing this is in itself a regret, oh tearful slope of sisyphean toil! (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
all I see is an Eiffel Tower of reams, real cum burstin' out of every seam (1.0000)
hypergraphia (1.0000)
reading a book for the first time in which you discover several things which you had, a few months ago but several months after the book was out, written into an as of yet incomplete short story of yours, and now feeling like you've plagiarized (1.0000)
insecurity (1.0000)
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hearing your parents talk about sex they have with their partners (1.0000)
pewdiepie (1.0000)
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absorbing so much info earlier that now you can't seem to think right (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
not being able to use a star to abbreviate Homestar Runner with the Regret Index syntax (1.0000)
forgetting to feed your klinoppe (1.0000)
listening to Chinese Japanese English hip hop (1.0000)
not realising that action could be interpreted in that way, and being horrified, HORRIFIED (1.0000)
Scientology (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
the Leprechaun violently emerges from Kowalski's penis when he attempts to have sex with a fellow marine (1.0000)
never getting to plow you, never getting to plow all about you, never getting to ride you, never getting to hope you ride me (1.0000)
Kento (0.9993)
gangnam style (0.9982)
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Sonny John Moore (0.9847)
leaving the remains of that totally awesome chocolate bar you bought earlier in your car in the summer (0.9800)
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meeting Brian Peppers (0.9789)
realizing too late (0.9785)
having sex with Arthur Yehezkia (0.9737)
that Ryan is an inconsiderate jerk (0.9726)
only remembering hours later that you should have asked how HER day was (0.9714)
hey guys, remember Jaylala (0.9706)
letting the mildew get that bad (0.9683)
regardless, not knowing how to fly (0.9677)
that according to Wikipedia, Seth MacFarlane is the highest paid television writer and producer in history (0.9672)
spooning Jaylala's boobs (0.9667)
not telling her how you really feel (0.9667)
discovering in hindsight that you've been carting around the paranoia of a crappy high school relationship for years, leading you to act like everyone's going to hate you and call you a latent criminal, whereas in fact people trust and like you (0.9655)
looking a gift horse in the mouth (0.9643)
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forgetting to reply to correspondence (0.9630)
leaving your passport in your pocket before doing the laundry (0.9630)
joining the military (0.9623)
not visiting a place that intrigued you before it closed or was demolished (0.9615)
telling him to go away when really you wanted him to hold you in his arms and make everything okay (0.9615)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.9600)
That there are no dashes on here, and therefore no good way to spell that oh so important Ryan alter ego T rex (0.9600)
coming up with the perfect comeback, but only when it's far too late to use it (0.9600)
really wanting to see some movies back when they were in the theater, and still not having seen them now that they are way past being on DVDstill having not seen (0.9583)
staying on the Internet until the sun rises again, even though you have school or work in the morning (0.9583)
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spray on tans (0.9583)
not being able to get up the courage (0.9583)
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giving your email to that sketchy website (0.9574)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.9565)
feeling kind of weird that all of the sudden you have such a strong interest in finding someone who could have easily just emailed you had she wanted to (0.9565)
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not getting the reference (0.9545)
assuming people on the internet would know when you were joking (0.9545)
delicious foods that are far too hot to eat, ands arren't cooling down fast enough (0.9545)
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oh my god, when did you stop being able to use the proper "too", it's late, you should maybe consider sleeping (0.9524)
consuming Hardee's products (0.9524)
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teh sneeze that revealed your presence (0.9524)
eating part of the sandwich before spotting the mold (0.9500)
swearing at really, really, really inappropriate times (0.9500)
that you started using IDK, BB, DIAF and the like ironically, but they've just kind of stuck (0.9500)
telling her you loved her that one time t new years eve when you should just have kissed her instead (0.9500)
trying to make your calculator say OBOESHOES but failing because you can't fit the ninth digitletter (0.9500)
only having crushes where you've resigned yourself to the fact that they will never work out (0.9500)
having no food (0.9500)
the touchpad on your laptop causing all sorts of weird typos (0.9500)
not learning more languages while your brain still could (0.9487)
Gorean "philosophy" (0.9474)
chewing on the inside of your mouth (0.9474)
signing up to receive MoveOn's email newsletters (0.9474)
used the wrong verb form (0.9474)
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trying to use ebay to gague how much an item is worth, but finding only "buy now" prices that range from fourteen to a hundred and thirty dollars (0.9474)
trying to get your working life back on track, but instead just losing track of everything that makes you happy (0.9474)
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that for every n in N there is a finite sequence a subscript k, of which every member is in Z and is nonnegative, such that the product for i from one to m, where m is the length of the sequence, of the ith prime to the power of a subscript i equals n (0.9474)
starting watching that epsiode of that show now, when you probably have ten minutes before you have to pack up and head home (0.9474)
missing your chance (0.9459)
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not proofreading a comment before posting it and realizing you can't edit the mistake (0.9452)
unintentionally leading on a good friend (0.9444)
that commenting on an old regret with comments already on it doesn't bump said regret to the top of the "recent comments" list, making "recent" a misuse of the word (0.9444)
spending ten minutes to make coffee this morning and forgetting to drink it (0.9444)
knowing that you have to stepp things up and puut more effort in, but just really not having a good time with motivation right now (0.9444)
great quotes that don't work so well in text format (0.9444)
John Grisham's "The View" (0.9444)
waiting until the last moment (0.9444)
processed foods being so much cheaper than fresh and unprepared food (0.9444)
not knowing the appropriate number of times to call someone without them calling you back, when they call you back one time out of four, so maybe it's a hint or maybe she's socially careless (0.9444)
having the ability to finish a videogame that is nothing more than a grindfest but not being able to do anything productive (0.9444)
Contemporary Christian Music (0.9444)
getting up early just to meet someone, who then doesn't turn up (0.9444)
furries giving regular old surreal animal headed figures a bad name (0.9444)
that apparently you're not leaving an impression on even your friends anymore (0.9444)
not being aware there was an eclipse to see (0.9444)
always choking down whatever feelings, beliefs and goals people attribute to you on the grounds that it's not like you can produce evidence to argue with (0.9444)
being the whole bag in one sitting (0.9444)
sliding down a very rusty and dirty slide (0.9444)
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knowing that you could have phrased that sentence more elegantly and it will haunt you forever (0.9429)
yelling at someone who didn't deserve it (0.9423)
failing to maintain a creative skill because you were too shy to show anyone your work (0.9420)
agreeing to work another person's shift during the airdate of the finale of the only show you actually watch on television anymore, because it was early and they took you off guard (0.9412)
having nothing, I mean literally absolutely fucking nothing, to do (0.9412)
letting a fart slip and then realizing you just shit your pants a little (0.9412)
waking up from a good dream and instantly forgetting what it was about (0.9412)
having a moron for a landlord (0.9412)
that your name is "inherently funny" instead of being "inherently badass" (0.9412)
leaving your first real relationship to your henchmen instead of spending more time on it yourself (0.9412)
meeting Brian Peppers Kento (0.9412)
having to wade through a ton of retarded regrets before you find something worth voting on (0.9412)
forgetting the awesome regret you were about to add (0.9412)
not being able to email pancakes to other people (0.9412)
boring season finales (0.9412)
watching Grey's Anatomy (0.9412)
watching The Hills (0.9412)
not being a bad enough dude (0.9412)
not getting enough sleep last night, and history repeating itself tonight (0.9412)
telling yourself two hours ago that you were going to go outside and paint or something (0.9412)
having thought of something that must be added to your story, but forgetting before next you work on it what it was (0.9412)
snaring yourself in your own web of lies (0.9412)
losing your mind a little, just enough to be aware of it, but not completely enough to have loco bananas fun with it (0.9412)
working rather than time traveling (0.9412)
being friendless, leaving you with nobody to ask to record your favorite show (0.9412)
not being able to tell people to fuck off in business correspondence, without consequences (0.9412)
giving yourself one thing to do all day and not doing it (0.9412)
giving her a second chance, only to have it dashed and crushed in a fiery dazzle of emotions and pain (0.9412)
only having time for a half a minute (0.9412)
not being able to think of any food to make from the stuff you have on hand (0.9403)
playing one of your favorite songs so many times it ceases to be special (0.9394)
taking out your anger on everyone but the person who caused it (0.9389)
realizing too late he or she wasn't just being friendly, that it was flirting (0.9379)
being that really old meat (0.9375)
misjudging the color nail polish you bought and ending up with three bottles of the same color (0.9375)
that the only quality reading time you get anymore is while you are in the bathroom (0.9375)
that due to serverlag and games never finishing brokenpicturetelephone dot com has become the worst possible execution of the best possible idea (0.9375)
not knowing what love means (0.9375)
forgetting that piece of chocolate on your poket so when you put your hand back in you find it almost melt (0.9375)
playing furcadia (0.9375)
getting your sad all over the place (0.9375)
having no qualifications (0.9375)
never having heard of metaplasmus before now even though you've seen it in practice countless times (0.9375)
that Juggalos are the absolute worst subculture the world has yet to produce, as though they were part of some kind of secret government project to create a genetically engineered Super Retard by combining the DNA of wiggers, rednecks, and goths (0.9375)
Return of the Jedi was made (0.9375)
jerks (0.9375)
not being able to pick a lower quality video option in this one website so you can just watch the dang thing without it buffering every half second (0.9375)
that your housemate is taking like a billion years to get out of the bathtub, and you really have to pee (0.9375)
not being able to think of decent comebacks (0.9375)
meating Brian Peppers (0.9375)
seeing so many idiots putting so much effort into being offended by things that are not even mildly offensive just because they crave attention or validation and they refuse to end themselves (0.9375)
not doing your homework a few times and realizing you may fail your course because of this (0.9375)
saying something stupid in an attempt to impress a hero with your wit and whimsy (0.9375)
having an unhappy friend who doesn't bring up directly what they're unhappy about, and not being sure how to make them feel better or if it's possible at all (0.9375)
more than anything, you just don't like feeling unproductive and unprofitable, and you especially have guilt over getting an education in something and then struggling to make it useful (0.9375)
being automatically associated with those who use reddit (0.9375)
minnesota (0.9375)
following that link even though you knew vaguely what it led to (0.9375)
not correctly conjugating your damn regret (0.9375)
not studying for my exam, and not shoeing up to a single lecture all year (0.9375)
when an ad or something similar uses an asterisk as if to call out a footnote, but doesn't include the actual footnote (0.9375)
unfounded suspicions (0.9375)
not being able to play Zelda I like it's the first time (0.9375)
not being able to find your library card (0.9375)
being so deeply embedded in the sexless, socially awkward persona you've created for yourself, probably as a defense mechanism, that now that you want to change you're really having trouble getting out (0.9375)
not being able to do enough (0.9375)
being tense and nervous and you can't relax (0.9375)
not starting that project sooner (0.9375)
that someone will eventually start spamming the site (0.9355)
never practicing the piano as much as you should, even though you like it more than you say you do (0.9333)
realizing that she thought of you as a weird creep all along and you thought you had a nice conversation (0.9333)
even reading the term Brangelina (0.9333)
having a sticky e key, apparently (0.9333)
being at a loss for what to do until it's dark and cool enough for the writing frenzy to kick in (0.9333)
rediscovering shitty music at just the worst time (0.9333)
taking a trip down memory lane, but then getting jackknifed on bitter regret turnpike (0.9333)
giving up your pets for the sake of a partner (0.9333)
being unable to concentrate long enough to finish ONE PAGE of ANY book in a single sitting, let alone a whole book (0.9333)
clumsy fingers (0.9333)
people who use the phrase "internship position" as a more positive way to say "unpaid position", even though there are such things as paid internships (0.9333)
buying that expensive thing that doesn't actually work better than the cheaper thing (0.9333)
a wild Thom Yorke appears! (0.9333)
watching the Dragonball movie (0.9333)
not realizing you misspelled a regret before submitting it so all the comments on it end up being about the error instead of the actual regret (0.9333)
stretching your legs and it feels so good until OH GOD CRAMP (0.9333)
lending your bees to a dishonest beekeeper (0.9333)
your pen is exploding (0.9333)
Sucking your thumb as a child and now you have to wear braces (0.9333)
Open Office being frozen, and you can't just end the program and restart it because of your unsaved data which is in fact extremely important (0.9333)
marrying a person that you already knew was mentally ill (0.9333)
crying like a baby at the end of a DVD series, but at the moment barely having a life of your own (0.9333)
weight loss ads where the "before" and "after" are clearly two different people (0.9333)
getting all zonked on the angel dust and acting like a tough, but you ain't nothin' but a queer from Philly, see (0.9333)
leaving your twelve pack of soda in the grocery store parking lot in the bottom of the cart (0.9333)
staying up in order to accomplish something, but just sitting around instead (0.9333)
not applying for that job sooner (0.9333)
those other three Tremors movies (0.9333)
synaptic misfires (0.9333)
being a passive aggressive roommate (0.9333)
trying to writeth yon novel entire in Olde Englishe despite having thou only vaguest notion of what people hath conversedeth similar to in such times past , and abusing the suffixeth "eth" throughout, as well as the language in general, forsooth, verily (0.9333)
not knowing which is more smug, a swan or a canadian goose (0.9333)
not finishing off the protagonist when he was weak and inexperienced, and instead sending a stream of minions on a shallow difficulty curve that perfectly matched his increasing power (0.9333)
being a Korean soccer fan now (0.9333)
waking up today with a sore throat and possible lung affliction, after having no developing symptoms and not being able to think what you could have done to cause this sickness (0.9333)
forgetting to wash the clothes you have to wear tomorrow until just now (0.9333)
never teling her you've been crazy about her since you met (0.9333)
thinking, worrying, that the rest of the Regret Index considers you to be a grouch, a prude, a party hyphen pooper (0.9333)
being part of the vicious circle that lowers the price of illustration and design, because you don't know how to price and when you're that desperate to make a living off of something meaningful to you, you'll take the cheap jobs, and work for exposure (0.9333)
taking an exam to discover it had little to no questions about the material covered in class (0.9333)
David Carradine dying in a puddle of his own Bill spill (0.9333)
blowing it (0.9333)
those song with a minute or so of silence at the beginning (0.9310)
failing at coming off witty when trying to befriend someone (0.9310)
not washing your dishes and letting bugs take over your kitchen (0.9310)
knowing what to do, and not doing it (0.9310)
a life of regret (0.9302)
reacting angrily to reasonable advice (0.9302)
forgetting to check on the pizza in the oven (0.9302)
walrus ayn rand chris lydon nomos nomoi nomos nomoi nomos (0.9286)
that all your loves have been unrequited (0.9286)
buying fruit and not getting around to eating it before it spoils (0.9286)
being first pleasured, then tortured, then killed by a machine (0.9286)
finding some really fucked up fanart online (0.9286)
not floozing more often (0.9286)
that so many people are so stupid (0.9286)
waiting until things are perfect, and since things are never perfect, never getting around to anything (0.9286)
not really being sure what happened to your sentence there (0.9286)
debating whether or not to go to bed before it is even dark out because you can't think of anything better to do (0.9286)
po! po! po! po! popozao! popozao! (0.9286)
hearing so much about how people fool themselves that you no longer feel able to authoritatively say anything about what you were or weren't thinking at a particular time (0.9286)
thinking of a frikkin' sweet regret, postponing adding it until you'd finished voting or commenting your current regret, then forgetting the regret you'd only recently concocted (0.9286)
seeing someone change their art because someone else went out of their way to find something to be offended by (0.9286)
being so friggin' hungry you start to feel ill (0.9286)
screwing Andy (0.9286)
having what is about two hundred dollars to your name (0.9286)
letting the chips get soggy (0.9286)
thinking of a good regret to add but when you finally go to add it having forgotten it (0.9286)
going through all the trouble of tracking and killing that sasquatch then slacking off and forgetting to zombify it (0.9286)
watching a TV series online, then getting midway and being unable to find a working video anywhere on the web and not being able to carry on (0.9286)
watching The Time Traveler's Wife and the Babysitter and the Pizza Delivery Guy and Also a Couple of Black Guys (0.9286)
being attractive enough to be hit on but not socially aware enough to do anything about it (0.9286)
lolcode (0.9286)
that despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart (0.9286)
when a stupid band does a cover of a song that becomes better known than the awesome original, and whenever you mention the song people assume you're talking about the crappy cover (0.9286)
realising that the girl you love probably was interested in you, but now it's too late (0.9286)
not being against doing art for free, but being overwhelmed by the expectation of it, from businesses who can afford to pay, and people who make demands and pretty much say they will treat you like shit in return for nothing more than "portfolio building" (0.9286)
accidentally washing your USB drive (0.9286)
posting on the regret index rather than manning up and just calling the damn could be sweety already (0.9286)
the long decline (0.9286)
uninvited implosive bachelor (0.9286)
regret index bromance (0.9286)
following the instructions for growing a tail, but instead summoning a miniature bigfoot who slashes at your ankles with a razor (0.9286)
seeing a little puppy waddle past the window and not rushing out of the restaurant, bill unpaid, to make sure it wasn't lost (0.9286)
wrecking your own car (0.9286)
misplacing your virginity and not being sure where you left it, though it was probably on the bus (0.9286)
assuming that lamenting about a problem precludes any action to solve that problem (0.9286)
not having that conversation (0.9286)
throwing up into your own mouth and tasting it twice (0.9286)
being too ashamed about something to even vent anonymously (0.9286)
loaning your Magic Bullet to a fucking swan (0.9286)
thinking of Kento as your token Asian friend (0.9286)
not knowing if you have a boyfriend or just a boy who is going through all the motions (0.9286)
that a douchebag is a hygienic product and so I will take that as a compliment (0.9286)
experiencing a sudden, crippling burst of writer's block, possibly due to sleep deprivation (0.9286)
being bored (0.9286)
being very bad at explaining your worldview to people, causing them to think that you're pretentious and judgemental (0.9286)
not washing your hands (0.9286)
having all of these half drawn figures that you really like, but not knowing what to do with them (0.9286)
letting out a fart, but accidentally following through (0.9286)
the slow death of the regret index (0.9286)
that hardly anyone on here takes the Index seriously, so all you find is things like licking dead people (0.9286)
only having crushes where you're totally deluded that they cannot help but work out, then pursuing them with a full tilt zeal that would make the Luftwaffe seem like a buncha Luftwafflers, amirite (0.9286)
not having the time to learn more about something (0.9286)
working for a jerk (0.9286)
kidney stones (0.9286)
drinking the water in Mexico (0.9286)
that rumors of a Sailor Moon movie center around Lindsay Lohan and not Alexis Bledel, I mean duh (0.9286)
ever loaning anything to stupid fucking stoners (0.9286)
losing that little bit of credibility for doing that one thing (0.9286)
waking up just as it was about to be revealed (0.9286)
constipation (0.9286)
the moment when your brakes lock and you slide towards the big truck (0.9286)
liking the idea of the new Johnny Depp gangster video, but the trailers you've seen look like they were all shot on unlit digital video (0.9286)
not cleaning your room until moving out of the house and discovering that it was pretty big after all (0.9286)
network decay (0.9286)
finally finding a job to apply to, but having the listing removed right as you're about to apply for it (0.9286)
waiting to let Obama jerk off (0.9286)
losing the piece of paper that had all of your plans scribbled on it (0.9286)
leaving that personal ad about liking pina coladas & getting caught in the rain (0.9286)
being too honest, or rather too bad at lying, to tell guys you're not attacracted to that you have a boyfriend, so they just keep talking at you anyway (0.9286)
that you've always just gotten involved in something that takes up all your atention, when your friend says goodnight and leaves the internet (0.9286)
the time you lost five pages of something because you didn't save often enough (0.9286)
straining relations (0.9286)
ugh, not putting more effort into it (0.9286)
not telling off your condescending friends (0.9286)
that Michael Cera plays the same role in everything he is in (0.9286)
that soylent green isn't people in the book (0.9286)
that there's a restaurant in Tokyo where you can watch girls poo and then eat it (0.9286)
reading that one webcomic long after it stopped being funny (0.9286)
when something you intend to use just sits around sadly, reminding you of how lazy you are (0.9286)
not building that giant robot when you had the chance (0.9273)
the sequel (0.9259)
The lip at the opening of the cheap bags of cereal under which all the cereal gets trapped while trying to pour it out (0.9259)
something you HAVE done (0.9245)
not being able to finish anything you've ever started (0.9239)
having a painful eye, as though there were an eyelash or something in it, but not seeing the culprit (0.9231)
hearing a mix tape you thought was awesome but now realize was terrible (0.9231)
never learning to parallel park and now that you live in a city, it's kind of an important skill (0.9231)
traveling through time and accidentally materializing in the same spot as your past self (0.9231)
that most vegan food smells like an infected glans (0.9231)
only biking east (0.9231)
that your cat loves licking everything, such as the floor, the shower curtain, the box fan, and bottles of potentially dangerous chemicals if you don't put them away (0.9231)
wearing that LIVEstrong bracelet for six months straight (0.9231)
that wine is not an emulator, only it is (0.9231)
not knowing how to accept a compliment (0.9231)
crappy busted ass Earthlink (0.9231)
shitty advice (0.9231)
that if Ryan doesn't periodically tweak the 'dex, you have no way to explain the occasional changes, like the regret lists on the sidebar suddenly changing, or that thing last year when commenting on regrets temporarily bumped them up the recent comments (0.9231)
needing money to make money (0.9231)
being tired during the day and wide awake at night (0.9231)
mistaking the glowy sky demon for the flamey sky demon and calling all your friends while they were asleep (0.9231)
being given the cold shoulder (0.9231)
that the thrill is here but it won't last long (0.9231)
culling the logical conclusion (0.9231)
that someone on the old regret index made a regret about a sex dream they had about you, but they never told you who they were (0.9231)
that you're probably pretty bad at interviews, but that's okay, since no one ever replies to your applications anyway (0.9231)
that putting diamonds on the soles of your shoes is totally impractical because nobody will see them and they'll just fall off anyway (0.9231)
people spitting on the pavement (0.9231)
needing a cash infusion, stat (0.9231)
your body wanting you to get pregnant every month, and tricking you into wanting to eat everything as a result, among other things (0.9231)
making an obvious, undisputable statement, then tacking "in my opinion" at the end of it (0.9231)
doing that thing that you regret (0.9231)
Evony ads (0.9231)
speaking PUNjabi (0.9231)
what an enormous number of utterly crap Seth MacFarlane series somehow get greenlit for TV (0.9231)
that your cat wants to play fetch, which is all fine and good and kind of cute, but you're trying to type as she walks across the keyboard to drop her little twist tie right in front of you (0.9231)
that, if you think about it, the plot of "The Time Traveler's Wife" kind of reinforces the stereotype that a woman should stay at home and have babies and patiently wait for the man who is out having adventures (0.9231)
only barely trying anymore, not trying at all when your clothes are on (0.9231)
not sleeping enough (0.9231)
thinking that you're rebellious because you listen to hard rock and watch violent movies (0.9231)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (0.9231)
being betrayed by someone you thought you could look up to and admire (0.9231)
that so many actresses have such generically beautiful faces, that it's difficult to even describe them in terms of features in a way that will differentiate them from other actresses (0.9231)
haha, I really screwed that one up (0.9231)
making up statistics about fridge deaths, but not bothering to write them down and forgetting them (0.9231)
picking up that cat from the foreclosed home across the street because all it does is meow, constantly reminding you of your failures and shortcomings, like losing a house for example (0.9231)
this time around, being the person whp replied seriously to a joke, even though you had an inkling it was a joke, kind of (0.9231)
believing yourself so smart anyone who disagrees with you must be stupid, evil, or brainwashed (0.9231)
having to shave your moustache, despite being a chick (0.9231)
waking up with what looks like a crime scene in your pants (0.9231)
failing to come up with a mutually acceptable third person (0.9231)
being in love with yourself and not loving yourself back (0.9231)
that you can't even express the flaws you find in that logic (0.9231)
actually, very nearly coming to terms with your body image as seen in mirrors and stuff, but still hating youself in almost every photograph you've ever been in (0.9231)
being too afraid to tell your partner where you want your relationship to go, thus giving the impression that you don't know or don't care (0.9231)
failing the life school of life (0.9231)
being murdered (0.9231)
being a hypocrite (0.9231)
getting no comments on your latest DA submission, because it isn't fanart, furry, or porn (0.9231)
shamelessly downloading music on your laptop for four years without any problems, but when you update Java on the same laptop that damned XP Antivirus malware slips through and nearly kills it (0.9231)
failing to duck (0.9231)
falling down the stairs (0.9231)
telling your best friend that you've been in love with her steady boyfriend for months (0.9231)
being mistaken for antisocial and so ending up with no friends, when really you're just incredibly shy (0.9231)
not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (0.9231)
shows or other videos being offered for free on their official websites, but those website not working on your computer for some reasons, and you not being able to find less legit ways of watching said videos, because no one feels the need to repost them (0.9231)
that employers can get away with writing job postings that pay no respect to spelling or grammar (0.9231)
not actually being sure what you meant by "that scene", you guess you maybe meant the hanging out in public spaces with other people scene (0.9231)
irregular bowels (0.9231)
wasting not, but still wanting (0.9231)
possibly leading someone you're not interested in on, as a result of your inability to be rude and truthful (0.9231)
that sometimes its hard to know which way you're supposed to go (0.9231)
getting eaten by a big fat cow that eats you (0.9231)
lying to her, leaving her, hurting her horribly, and then realizing you're still in love with her (0.9231)
the relentless grinding toil of wage slavery (0.9231)
not baing able to curl up into a ball to protect yourself from predators (0.9231)
not knowing whether it would be better to respond to an email or to ignore it (0.9231)
not understanding this thing Earthlings call "love" (0.9231)
watching Eragon OMFG, what a piece of utter ass shit (0.9231)
having contracted swine flu and now you can't stop oinking (0.9231)
dwelling on regret (0.9231)
only having boring DVDs to (0.9231)
domain hacks (0.9231)
finally meeting someone who was nice to you only to drive them off with your awful personality quirks (0.9231)
being woken repeatedly for no damn reason by someone or something irritating and trivial (0.9231)
counting on someone you thought was your friend, only to realize they only like you when you're available (0.9219)
not applying yourself to something you cared about (0.9216)
Not knowing exactly how to get to the results without voting, thus bumping up and down various regrets (0.9200)
wussing out and NOT kissing that attractive girl (0.9200)
living through a terrible event yourself, but still being unable to think of what to say when it happens to someone else (0.9200)
washing your plane ticket with your jeans and socks (0.9200)
not trusting your instincts (0.9189)
not knowing how to ask for help when you needed it most (0.9178)
not going to the bathroom before you left the house (0.9175)
spending way too much on groceries that will likely get all moldy and gross before you can reasonably use them (0.9167)
regrorts (0.9167)
grumping up the place (0.9167)
,,, ,'' ,' ', ,,, (0.9167)
Today's Sedentary Lifestyles (0.9167)
being scammed so repeatedly that it's become second habit to accept defeat as some sort of martyr's "victory" (0.9167)
that BAD sketch comedy has killed the parody (0.9167)
that when you hit puberty and finally got your horns that they weren't the long cool black and twisted kind like Dad has, but the shorter goat kind (0.9167)
falling in a bottomless pit (0.9167)
catching a chronic but fairly minor disease while traveling (0.9167)
that sometimes it feels like you will never be making enough money to break even, let alone actually get ahead (0.9167)
feeling iffy from lithium (0.9167)
fucking ohio (0.9167)
regularly taking fish oil supplements (0.9167)
waking up to a high pitched chittering sound coming from outside your window (0.9167)
collapsing in on yourself with bitterness and solitude (0.9167)
needing a haircut and having a new, competent stylist you like, but really having no idea what you want to do with it (0.9167)
calling heads, but the sexy coin turned up tails (0.9167)
always wondering if things were ingrained in your personality since youth, or if they're a result of the grief you went through, and if you'll ever really get over that, because you keep trying and ending up in the same place (0.9167)
not being able to cross between the two worlds (0.9167)
Gwyneth Paltrow too (0.9167)
thinking that you've gotten even stupider in the time the Index was down, I mean you remember making a lot of mistakes then, but now it's just crazy (0.9167)
not knowing where to price things you're selling, so that it's a fair price, maybe even skewed to your advantage, but not too expensive for people to buy it (0.9167)
having no desire to sleep, but having an obligation to do so (0.9167)
that you make me feel like crying (0.9167)
falling behind on emails, deviantart submissions, and bill payment (0.9167)
buying Team Fortress Two for your girlfriend (0.9167)
coming back only to find out that your craving for brains really gets in the way of forming a meaningful relationship (0.9167)
they literally had the poor bastard stuck in a corner with his back against the wall and sweat rolling down his face (0.9167)
not being able to find that clitoris (0.9167)
Captain Jean Luke Skywalker (0.9167)
watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (0.9167)
sitting next to someone who really stinks on the bus (0.9167)
that some silicone sister with her manager mister told you you got what it takes, she said she'd turn you on, sonny, to something strong if you play that song with the funky breaks (0.9167)
contracting swine flu from your piggy bank (0.9167)
eating colon (0.9167)
the Hypercritical Index (0.9167)
not wiping up that last trace of blood (0.9167)
being so tired, but half waiting up expecting a phone call (0.9167)
these bananas being shitty, s h i t t y (0.9167)
logging into Brian Peppers (0.9167)
leaving the milk in the fridge too long (0.9167)
that the killer what took me is entitilitis (0.9167)
that if you wash your clothes, you'll have to stay up for another hour to dry them, but if you don't you'll be stinky tomorrow (0.9167)
that there can't be just one Facebook app for all of these god damn quizzes, you mean you want to take some of the quizzes, but you don't want to add a new app every single time (0.9167)
being all shy for most of the year and as a result she is merely your good friend (0.9167)
post nasal drip (0.9167)
your recent accomplishments leaving you feeling spent, used, and broken into smithereens, rather than joyous, celebratory or purposeful (0.9167)
thinking someone maybe likes you but you're probably wrong, you are an unlovable monster after all (0.9167)
often saying things like "I'm pretty sure" when what you really mean is that you're completely and utterly certain (0.9167)
not knowing enough about writing, you feel, to know whether you've done it successfully (0.9167)
not minding your own bismuth (0.9167)
failing to talk to someone due to embarassment (0.9167)
clumsy brains (0.9167)
not getting enough sleep (0.9167)
breaking the pendants you are working on (0.9167)
having nothing to live for and no means to live with, but not wanting to die either (0.9167)
innocent actions being misconstrued by others as sexual advances (0.9167)
stepping on your music player because you left it in your coat pocket and your coat on the floor (0.9167)
building an Ayn Randroid (0.9167)
trying to read Moby Dick once, oh god (0.9167)
agreeing to help that person with building their website (0.9167)
making jokes in base thirteen (0.9167)
the Humorless Bland Agreement Bandit (0.9167)
loving chocolate, only to find that it sometimes gives you migraines if you eat it (0.9167)
that you would get a tattoo, and you even know what it would be, if you could think of a place on your body that you liked enough to put it (0.9167)
making a ridiculous sweeping generalization, then tacking 'to me' at the beginning of it (0.9167)
playing hungry angry achey puffy bleeding mess hippos with your ornery peach canning aunt when all you wanted was to play hungry hungry hippos instead (0.9167)
breaking your Grandmother's wrist (0.9167)
that people are so bad at taking direction and piking up on visual cues (0.9167)
that you have some concerns about the way things are done at work, but you never say anything about it because you're convinced that no one's going to listen to you anyway (0.9167)
usually feeling like apologizing for your anxiety, but recently having been helped by your shrink to understand that it's not something that needs to be apologized for, although you still don't get this on a subconscious level (0.9167)
not feeling qualified for most things, lately (0.9167)
people who leave stuff lying around in public places, like it's someone else's job to clean up after them, seriously (0.9167)
spending most of a night playing Lumines (0.9167)
recieving the wrong grade results and making life choices based on those, only to find out too late (0.9167)
imagining that you must be exhausting to know (0.9167)
middle aged men with fake tans, bleached blond hair, and pink nailpolish (0.9167)
characters in works of fiction that are supposed to be geniuses, but never show it, not because it's part of their character but because the author or writers are too dumb (0.9167)
that Charlie Brown never gets to kick the damn football (0.9167)
that it all seems like a stopgap (0.9167)
downloading video where the sound doesn't match the visual (0.9167)
not saving your game (0.9167)
that you were going to buy that Tako piece that Agent FiftySeven made but you didn't because you couldn't (0.9167)
that nobody seems to realize the "people suck" attitude is self perpetuating, because by living that way you're just contributing to the overall selfishness of society (0.9167)
being a jerky mcjerkface to the ones you love (0.9167)
freely using "ironically" when you mean "unfortunately" (0.9167)
not going to watch that grudge match between God and Satan, because seriously you guys, it was awesome (0.9167)
being a little in love with Egg Girl, you really need to spend less time online (0.9167)
swatting that mosquito when you were wearing a white shirt and now you have a big blood stain on your sleeve (0.9167)
forgetting how to brake on an icy bridge and consequently totalling your reliable and beloved car (0.9167)
that your roommate is home once again, and once again you wish they were elsewhere (0.9167)
having all of the fun of a hangover without any of the fun of actually drinking the night before (0.9167)
whining about regrets on the internet, where no one really gives a shit (0.9167)
swans taking our jobs (0.9167)
empty, hollow gestures (0.9167)
the death of webcomics before their plot is completed (0.9167)
being too afraid to ask you partner where your relationship is going in case they give an answer you don't want to hear (0.9167)
your bionic left arm that wont let you type askfj iowu vn fhlsdkajf (0.9167)
misuse of the word "epoch" (0.9167)
no one taking advantage of these excellent tatas (0.9167)
listening to the Sugababes (0.9167)
hearing thirty seconds of Kung Fu Panda through a closed door and deciding that not only do you not want to watch it, but that you never want to think "panda herpes" again (0.9167)
that you tried to make a joke, but you bleu it (0.9167)
another stupid network website using the stupid Move player that doesn't work for you (0.9167)
that your requited crush turned out, upon closer examination, to be a boring, self absorbed pain in the ass, and now the sticky problem of how to get rid of them without hurting their feelings (0.9167)
that the "asians" section on that porno site is full of pics of forty year old obese indians (0.9167)
not making a back up (0.9149)
throwing away the amulet the old gypsy woman gave you for protection (0.9149)
writing poems you kind of like, but posting them on a nearly deserted livejournal, and then being scared of pointing them out to anyone because that might be obnoxious (0.9149)
not standing up for yourself (0.9144)
wrongeous anger (0.9130)
spending the last of your money a week before payday (0.9130)
not knowing what to change your name to (0.9130)
not being able to edit regrets in order to correct spelling and grammar (0.9130)
failing to take hints (0.9109)
sinking time (0.9091)
losing your first love, which happened to be a sweet vintage bike (0.9091)
eating so much rubbish (0.9091)
deciding not to do laundry and instead wear mildewy bloodstained underwear from your laundry pile (0.9091)
THEY TOOK YER JOBS! (0.9091)
having trouble seeing the point in trying, when you get no response (0.9091)
that your sister owns all of the John Bellairs books you read growing up, so you can't just crack one open and start rereading it now (0.9091)
not being able to tell if you or the other person gave up on the friendship first (0.9091)
having a football shaped head (0.9091)
writing crappy dialogue (0.9091)
being a little bored and lonely (0.9091)
two undernourished egos (0.9091)
that you've gone from getting blown nightly to getting blown off, amirite (0.9091)
finding the ANY key and then pressing it when you weren't specificially asked to (0.9091)
cluttering Firefox with so many addons that, really, the browser portion of the window is so small as to be unuseable (0.9091)
buying a ridiculously expensive treadmill, only to have it sit unused in your garage (0.9091)
meeting that Fall Out Boy (0.9091)
drawing that comet so that the tail pointed in the opposite direction of its motion rather than away from the sun (0.9091)
Ron Tario (0.9091)
forgetting which day your final exam is and subsequently missing it (0.9091)
not knowing what to say when you heard her mother had died, and therefore not calling her to see how she was doing (0.9091)
the scariness of putting money down on an idea you're not sure will work out (0.9091)
your bad memory (0.9091)
coming home early, being bored, rediscovering Nanosaur Two on your computer (0.9091)
only asking her out when it was too late (0.9091)
making mistakes (0.9091)
the familiar sound of your cat vomiting in the next room (0.9091)
assuming that animal that looked like it was smiling was happy (0.9091)
the regret index having no edit function (0.9091)
signing up for that MMO game (0.9091)
fucking bastard sexists who come up with shit like "Man Law" (0.9091)
thinking that Michael Jackson's skin color transition from black to white was something he did on purpose, only to discover later that it was due to a rare skin disease which destroyed the pigment in his skin (0.9091)
an angry bleeding mess of a swan (0.9091)
sweating (0.9091)
taking social cues from a number of movies and television shows in which the protagonists are obviously very interested in each other, but must never, no never, admit it to each other, anyone else, or sometimes even themselves (0.9091)
misspelling "McClane" (0.9091)
that The goggles do nothing! (0.9091)
not trying to make everyone feel bad for you, which you think it probably seems like, just not being able to keep the anxiety inside, because then it gets even worse (0.9091)
El Cisne Loco (0.9091)
the treachery of images (0.9091)
being unemployed, and feeling unable to become employed (0.9091)
despising someone, except for with your penis (0.9091)
sending someone a couple of instant messages, only to have them sign off a few minutes later without even replying (0.9091)
only seeming to feel scared or motivated around three in the morning, when it seems impossible to do anything about it (0.9091)
being sorta interested in trying a "beer float", except it seems like a terrible waste of both beer and ice cream (0.9091)
knowing that it'll take your whole damn life to make this right (0.9091)
when a shitty band covers a great song, I'm looking at you My Chemical Romance (0.9091)
the critic (0.9091)
having actually liked BonziBuddy back in the day until you realized it was spyware (0.9091)
Evony and Ibory (0.9091)
going to college or uni and somehow managing to be the only person to not make any friends there (0.9091)
that you very nearly had the dative case down when your senior year of German ended, and you haven't taken any classes since (0.9091)
lending your favorite book and your favorite comic to your girlfriend of less than two months only to have her dump you and never give them back (0.9091)
having to move out of uni accomodation, since oh god there's so much stuff to pack (0.9091)
the swan above the port, the color of television, tuned to a dead channel (0.9091)
being a little afraid to post about your goal of eating your way through every street fair this summer, as your metabolism not only makes you thin but apparently also insensitive to others not so freakish in the DNA department (0.9091)
fanwank effecting the plot of your favorite show (0.9091)
the binbag splitting (0.9091)
dyeing in vein (0.9091)
that once you get your scent on them, the mother won't take them back (0.9091)
having already run out of things to do by eight forty five on a Sunday morning (0.9091)
having blisters on your fingers (0.9091)
dying your blonde hair dark brown (0.9091)
selling your soul to the devil, retroactively erasing your entire marriage, to save the life of your elderly aunt who'll probably die in a year or two anyway (0.9091)
hank driving all the way to springfield to watch bart's peewee football game (0.9091)
being horny but not having any suitable potential sex partners around (0.9091)
never really knowing what happened (0.9091)
that the tank thong combines the comfort of a tank top and the discomfort of a thong (0.9091)
losing your connections (0.9091)
not knowing morse code by ,,,, , ,' ,', ' (0.9091)
SA no longer being readable by non members (0.9091)
having a rough nap (0.9091)
being too tired to write (0.9091)
vladamir "romance novel cover" putin (0.9091)
that pop country western seems to have adopted cock rock's regrettable irritating swagger, only with pot bellies and redneckery (0.9091)
asking out the cute waitress at your favorite restaurant, because she said no and now you can't go to your favorite restaurant anymore (0.9091)
watching that video where a skinny guy sits down on like a three foot long dildo and you're all like "oh big deal it's just a camera trick, he just sat down in front of it" and then you can see it pushing around in his stomach and you want todie (0.9091)
hot grits (0.9091)
that the only people you can really ask for advice are sleeping (0.9091)
really not getting the pony eye blowing regrets (0.9091)
locking your keys in the car while thinking to yourself that you're locking your keys in the car (0.9091)
that you would probably save a lot of money if you just rented one small keg a month (0.9091)
being a twit on Twitter (0.9091)
that you should have graduated college by now (0.9091)
crying over a boy on the way home from school, only to have your aunt find out and tell your grandmother, who lectures you about it at work (0.9091)
that even if your attempts at logic are nonsensical, they're still enough to persuade yourself (0.9091)
being pigeonholed (0.9091)
not using your handle when it comes to insulting musicians (0.9091)
getting into an "open relationship" (0.9091)
Bandwidth limits in Australia (0.9091)
Kanye West (0.9091)
adding a comment to the wrong regret (0.9091)
getting so annoyed with yourself for the mopey pessimism, but just getting mopier and more pessimistic as a result (0.9091)
never having had cable, therefore having missed the Mystery Science Theater craze, you little pampered Anita (0.9091)
not making the city more welcoming to your friend who recently moved here and isn't liking it much, because you are too busy trying to figure out how to make a living, and being pretty miserable yourself (0.9091)
that at least the old Evony ads were slutty in a fantasy sort of way, these new ones aren't even trying (0.9091)
letting your keyboard get filthy (0.9091)
being hoisted by your own petard (0.9091)
only learning to cut loose and have fun AFTER graduating college (0.9091)
lemon tree (0.9091)
that you ate mayonnaise that was four months old and expired (0.9091)
wanting to introduce your friends to the Regret Index, but since, as you regard it as the internet's backward turned optic nerve of enlightenment, and these people dwell near the darkened rim of its asshole, you feel it would be a bad match (0.9091)
spending thirty seven dollars plus tax on that Che Guevera tshirt (0.9091)
that five years ago you would have been thrilled to see a Tim Burton version of Alice, but now you feel it's just another movie with Johnny Depp in it (0.9091)
accidentally using than instead of then (0.9091)
wanting to comment one someone's old Facebook item or picture, but not doing it because you think that would be weird because secretly you're lookingat their old items and photos because you loooooooove them (0.9091)
regrets, perod (0.9091)
that assholes are such assholes (0.9091)
calling your boyfriend or girlfriend, just to say hi and tell them you miss them, but for some reason picking a fight instead (0.9091)
not smothering Sky Dayton with a Thetan infested modem when you had a chance (0.9091)
internet psychologists (0.9091)
receiving a fortune cookie containing no fortune at a restaurant (0.9063)
the bad taste in music of people in convertibles sitting at a nearby traffic light (0.9054)
burning the tomato sauce that you canned and have been eating all year (0.9048)
that your love of synching video to music in interesting or inappropriate ways clashes with your hate of searching for a legitamate clip on Youtube and getting a hundred fan made music videos featuring Evanescence songs back instead (0.9048)
forgetting to check for typos (0.9048)
liking video fighting games, the two dimensional kind, but never making any friends to play them with (0.9048)
that emo kids and angsty teenagers have warped people's view of what depression really is (0.9048)
veneral diseases (0.9048)
being unable to think of indecent comebacks (0.9048)
pressing the enter key instead of shift (0.9048)
that countries will enter a war without first setting definite goals and definite plans as to how to accomplish them (0.9048)
waking up earlier than usual, but then dicking around so you'll probably still be late to work (0.9048)
debt (0.9048)
having problems at home, but not being able to move out yet (0.9048)
that this thing doesn't cycle through all of the regrets when you're on a voting roll and you keep voting on the same ones over and over again (0.9045)
that people don't laugh at your jokes, but they do laugh at your serious suggestions (0.9024)
not putting away a small amount of money every month since I started working (0.9024)
feeling sleepy for the first time in months on a night when you should stay up to get some work done (0.9000)
breaking her trust (0.9000)
running late (0.9000)
being depressed over your failure to achieve something that was implausible anyway (0.9000)
not being able to figure out if you are depressed (0.9000)
mildewy (0.9000)
not realizing that underneath all that shit, he just wanted help (0.9000)
tripping and falling into Kento's GAPING ASSHOLE (0.9000)
Eating way too much because if its gonna cost that much you're going to get your fill (0.9000)
assuming it was obvious (0.8989)
being so screwed up by the past that you never give love a chance (0.8986)
drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth (0.8986)
not running fast enough (0.8980)
being shy (0.8974)
telling a joke you hadn't thought all the way through (0.8970)
breaking your resolve (0.8966)
having no friends in the city where you live and turning to this site for some semblance of social intercourse (0.8966)
getting so awkward when you're caught off your guard (0.8966)
having rich inner monologues that melt away as soon as you begin to write (0.8966)
being unable to talk to people unless you have a "good" reason to (0.8966)
not saying at least "hello" (0.8959)
making mountains out of molehills (0.8947)
not shaving your legs ever, but shaving your pubes for someone once, leading you to look mangy (0.8947)
losing what little nerve you had (0.8947)
regrets written in the first person (0.8947)
stepping on gum (0.8947)
letting him break your heart again (0.8947)
an hero lolwut facepalmjpg (0.8947)
that the person who did your job before you had no filing abilities and you have to spend so much of your time sifting through randomly named files all the time and the system (0.8947)
being born too late for tall ships, and too early for space ships (0.8947)
not kissing people, even if it's in your best interest to do so (0.8947)
allowing xkcd to become unfunny (0.8947)
bad speling and grammer (0.8947)
being to poor to build your own robot butler (0.8947)
finding every interaction with this one person to be delightful, but not taking any action (0.8947)
learning your best friend was a closet furry (0.8947)
that you didn't take more pictures (0.8936)
that the good times are over (0.8936)
forgetting passwords (0.8929)
abandoning your values (0.8929)
confusing your horniness for loneliness (0.8929)
drying yourself with a mildewy towel (0.8929)
not making your move when you had the chance (0.8922)
going through too much bullshit just to mess with the wrong person for you (0.8913)
calling someone by the wrong name in front of all their friends (0.8906)
staying in that dead end job because it required less work than following your dream (0.8901)
not backing up my data (0.8897)
anaphylactic shock (0.8889)
that Captain K'nuckles is a dick (0.8889)
hunting the wumpus to extinction (0.8889)
waking up tired everyday (0.8889)
strangers telling you to 'cheer up' and smile when you weren't even aware of being anything less than fine (0.8889)
having the same cough for six months (0.8889)
misspelling you're as your (0.8889)
not knowing what to eat, and ending up eating nothing (0.8889)
not tightening the lug nuts (0.8889)
being expected not to offend anyone else, ever (0.8889)
cashing in a winning scratch off ticket just to buy some losing ones (0.8889)
losing touch with old friends (0.8889)
jokes with friends (0.8889)
misuse of apostrophe's (0.8889)
making mistkakes (0.8889)
that monocles and top hats are not in style (0.8889)
orphaned puppies with a hurt paw crying alone in the rain (0.8889)
contractual obligations (0.8889)
risking going for a poop despite the small amount of toilet paper and then running out before youre done (0.8883)
hardly ever taking the dog for a walk (0.8871)
making a costly mistake (0.8870)
not letting the dog out to pee (0.8857)
getting fat (0.8857)
putting of that dentist appointment until it was too late (0.8846)
not figuring out what you want (0.8846)
not taking backups (0.8846)
not telling the person you have a crush on that you like them, and when you finally worked up the courage, they're dating someone else (0.8846)
being so careless your scoop of ice cream fell off the cone onto the hot pavement (0.8846)
not sleeping AND not getting the homework done (0.8842)
not hooking up with Ryan (0.8840)
always starting to hate yourself whenever you suspect that anyone else has an opinion of you, whether that opinion be good or bad (0.8837)
staying with an abusive boyfriend (0.8837)
the absense of established customs and mores for online interaction (0.8824)
needing a shower in the warst way (0.8824)
that subscription to US weekly (0.8824)
being THAT guy (0.8824)
not buying supplies before the dungeon run (0.8824)
being afraid that when you do stop being scared of other people, you will settle for a relationship you're not that into, out of low self worth (0.8824)
dropping out of school for a girl (0.8824)
trying to get along with someone, even though their idea of conversation is a running critique of everything you do, like, and believe (0.8824)
when someone lives up to their stereotype (0.8824)
not learning how to change a tire (0.8824)
hurting the only person who loved you because you were afraid of getting too close (0.8824)
hitting that wasp, but not hard enough, so it comes back and stings you (0.8824)
lending that rare comic to your sister's boyfriend just before they broke up and you never saw him again (0.8824)
starting a business with loans from your friends (0.8824)
a lack of clarity in your regrets (0.8824)
loneliness that can only be consoled with regret (0.8824)
not starting in your new sketchbook because you're afraid you'll mess up tremendously on the first page (0.8824)
the assholish way that vegans get when you tell them you like tofu, as if it belongs to them and you're not allowed to eat it (0.8824)
eatting undercooked eggs (0.8824)
hating yourself (0.8824)
telling your ex girlfriend you loved someone else for a mojority of your relationship, then wanting to get back with her (0.8824)
that Zorro stole all your zzzzz's, now you'll be awake all night (0.8824)
reading a book in two days, because it was really good, but probably not being able to remember any of it a month after as a result (0.8824)
having a bunch of books you absolutely love, but losing your nerve when it comes to recommending them to others (0.8824)
making an unintentional typo when you were trying to make an intentional typo (0.8824)
your lack of telekinesis (0.8810)
thinking someone is talking to you when they're actually talking to the person behind you (0.8806)
catching robot flu by going to that sleazy robot strip club (0.8800)
homeowners associations (0.8800)
people blaming their own faults on you (0.8800)
that the trend of regrets that don't make sense with 'how much can you expect to regret' has returned (0.8800)
touching your eye after cutting hot peppers (0.8800)
not having any self esteem (0.8800)
not turning back to look at her one last time before leaving her life forever (0.8800)
failing to see the signs (0.8794)
saying you could start at your job earlier than they expected, then remembering later that you planned to visit your boyfriend that weekend (0.8788)
that typo you will never be able to fix (0.8780)
leaving coffee for a week in your thermos (0.8780)
leaving mould in a mug for so long that when you finally got round to washing it, it sprayed a blue cloud around the kitchen on contact with water and made you sneeze (0.8780)
the Twilight books (0.8774)
giving someone more attention than they deserved (0.8767)
staying in relationships even after finding out the truth (0.8767)
living a life dictated by your phobias instead of your desires (0.8766)
something you HAVEN'T done (0.8765)
failing to notice that the sad girl you just passed was actually a damsel in distress, and you didn't help her (0.8765)
not going to the doctors sooner (0.8750)
that it's no longer cool to call the Internet "the tubes" (0.8750)
that there is nothing fair in this world, babe (0.8750)
that you are literally fucktarded (0.8750)
neglecting your oral hygiene (0.8750)
the incident (0.8750)
wasting your life (0.8750)
realising you've ran out of toilet paper after you've already finished (0.8750)
your feet, they're cold (0.8750)
having too much work or not enough (0.8750)
making typos (0.8750)
showing that person you were hoping would be a new friend something stupid because you thought they would appreciate it, only no one would because your interests are dumb (0.8750)
The Assassination of Jessie and James by the Coward Ash Ketchum (0.8750)
spelling gauge wrong (0.8750)
buying your first car, then immediately getting in your first car accident (0.8750)
not making more of an outcry about bad things that are happening (0.8750)
May not being a fun month for you (0.8750)
still not knowing what you want to be when you grow up (0.8750)
thinking it would be way more punk to get a hott pink "Hello Kitty" Squier copy of a Strat than to get another Gibson SG, but being unsure whether wooable girls will see the post punk transgressive humor or your artfully ironic act of overthinking things (0.8750)
that the DS has become a haven for shovelware (0.8750)
world hunger (0.8750)
not being good at self promotion (0.8750)
not knowing what you did wrong (0.8750)
not trying more things when you were younger now that you know being in trouble is a fake idea (0.8750)
drying yourself after a shower with a mildewy towel (0.8750)
moving to kuwait (0.8750)
finding a living six inch long centipede in your toilet (0.8750)
not having a miniature pet Utahraptor (0.8750)
adding Roshan Patel to your Facebook friends (0.8750)
people who make assertions without citing evidence or examples to back up said assertions, a sure sign of a narcissistic personality disorder, the other sign being vehement denial of said disorder followed by attack or ridicule of diagnosis tenderer (0.8750)
fried pickles (0.8750)
crotchrot (0.8750)
not looking both ways before you cross the street (0.8750)
Facebook applications (0.8732)
entering pointless religious debates that serve only to make both sides really irritated (0.8730)
taking the hugest dump (0.8725)
Hitler's taking direct control of the German military (0.8723)
letting your ex have your Dreamcast (0.8718)
being asked for important advice and not being able to give it (0.8710)
mistaking tears for repudiation of the rumours involving her kissing someone else (0.8710)
not having hands for feet and also a tail (0.8710)
not asking your health insurance company how much an expensive dental procedure would cost before doing it (0.8710)
flashing the dog, then finding out your dad saw you (0.8696)
losing two portable music devices in less than two months (0.8696)
that clinging to the past hinders you from embracing the present, the old Regret Index is dead, long live the Regret Index (0.8696)
telling my roommate who plays his guitar all the time that I am really laid back and I love hearing music all the time (0.8696)
having a friend who is just nice enough to keep you around, but when it comes right down to it, if you ask her for some favor in return for yours, she just utterly sucks (0.8696)
forgetting just what the things were you used to enjoy so much (0.8696)
indecent exposure which does not result in the erotic frenzy that you had anticipated (0.8696)
awfulness (0.8696)
not being sure you used a word right (0.8696)
hannah montana (0.8696)
moving into that apartment that was infested with bedbugs (0.8696)
being born too late for tall ships and too early for spaceships (0.8696)
being a dick (0.8696)
imagining how painful a hangnail would be if it rimmed the tip of your urethra (0.8696)
not checking the toilet seat first (0.8690)
not finding more time to read (0.8686)
waiting too long to let go of your feelings (0.8684)
spending all day surfing the Internet instead of writing or drawing or whatever it is you do creatively (0.8684)
games that you never finished and have long since lost (0.8684)
not doing the thing you deliberately said you would (0.8684)
staying with the douche because you were too lazy to get out (0.8679)
screwing up the grumblecakes caper (0.8667)
knowing where you want your relationship to go but not having the balls to ask or talk to your partner about such (0.8667)
turd too big (0.8667)
Beatallica (0.8667)
imagining that there's a cafe somewhere where all the american apparel models hang out and talk about philosophy and indie music, and the girls hang out with their nipples poking through their shirts and their drugged up expressions (0.8667)
that it's nearly eleven again, sigh (0.8667)
staying with someone you didn't love (0.8667)
not being one of those people who really finds it unfair that the other person doesn't make the first move, knowing that you are the cause of most of your problems, but still preferring the neutral position (0.8667)
that your academic plans are GONE (0.8667)
fighting between the feeling that you're not ready, and the feeling that you're running out of time (0.8667)
mispronouncing that fancy word (0.8667)
three am, when doctors say the body's at low tide, the soul is out, the blood moves slow, you're the nearest to death you'll ever be save dying, sleep is a patch of death, but three in the morn, full wide eyed staring, is living death! (0.8667)
not closing your window, though you're quite cold (0.8667)
that even though you know how to pronounce bass as in bass guitar, when you see it in writing you always automatically think bass, as in a type of fish (0.8667)
when your toaster wets the bed (0.8667)
that, specifically, you want to know if it's proper to say "took an object from out the container it was in" or if you have to say "out of the container" (0.8667)
having itchy gums (0.8667)
that you aren't not doing nothing never even though you aren't not anywhere special (0.8667)
not being sure if the same kid just passed you three times, or if there are triplets afoot (0.8667)
asking "hey, how's your dog," forgetting that her dog just tragically died (0.8667)
puke (0.8667)
falling asleep while cooking with the stove (0.8667)
the UK not having free speech (0.8667)
being so exhausted you can hardly keep your eyes open, for no good reason (0.8667)
that there still people alive in two thousand ten who believe the White Stripes were good (0.8667)
not helping that injured bird you saw (0.8667)
winning a pyrrhic victory (0.8667)
the way passport photos highlight every blemish and imperfection (0.8667)
feeling sick when it's really nice outside (0.8667)
finding out your cat is of the non yodeling variety (0.8667)
that the only thing separating grad school from grade school is e (0.8667)
eating something that when eaten would result in the inability to post regrets that begin with "eating" (0.8667)
implementing synergies to verticalize your platforms (0.8667)
guessing you should probably give up on your dream for another year (0.8667)
that when people list regulars, you're hardly ever on the list (0.8667)
neofolk (0.8667)
lacking the courage to tell somebody how you really felt (0.8659)
using the wrong tense (0.8654)
not telling a person how special they were to you (0.8654)
losing that irreplacable item (0.8644)
not taking a spare (0.8636)
having either a knack for lulzy old timey jokes, postmodern merriment and general bonhomie, or wallowing in a fathomless dark hole of self abuse and hollow hearted self loathing, with no in between (0.8636)
not seizing the moment (0.8636)
republicants (0.8636)
characters in works of fiction that are supposed to be geniuses, so the author feels obligated to construct situations to show off that genius, yet the situations are so contrived and unrealistic that they could only exist in fiction (0.8636)
searching frantically for something that ended up being in your pocket the whole time (0.8636)
it taking so long to remember words (0.8636)
Trying to eat chili straight from the pot with a ladel, and just spilling it all over your shirt (0.8636)
not leaving him before he became a judgemental prick (0.8636)
wasting time on the internet waiting for an email you might never get (0.8636)
being unable to tell (0.8636)
offering tech support for family members (0.8636)
ever watching The View (0.8621)
finding yet another way to rehash past mistakes (0.8618)
being so lazy you refrained from cleaning up the dead insects on your kitchen and bathroom floors (0.8611)
going back on your word (0.8611)
answering a question without thinking about it first (0.8607)
not having met ryan north (0.8601)
sounding like a pretentious twit in your comments despite not meaning to (0.8600)
that papercut (0.8571)
that the smell behind your ears smells kind of like cheese (0.8571)
being too tired to do something useful, and not having something useless to do (0.8571)
how few people realize that Hitchcock's "Dial M for Murder" was shot in three dee (0.8571)
being woken up early the one day you get to have a lie in (0.8571)
not having any idea whether you cover letters and portfolio are effective at all, or even reaching anyone (0.8571)
eating everything in two seconds (0.8571)
being the last of your kind except for, coincidentally, your greatest enemy (0.8571)
pretending the molestation never happened (0.8571)
not being able to tell if an idea is awesome or terrible (0.8571)
turning on the wrong burner and setting your cookbook on fire (0.8571)
being sleepy (0.8571)
that Ayn Rand was such a fridged bitch (0.8571)
that nobody seems to realize nihilists make the best RPG villains, case in point Kefka (0.8571)
dying from food inhalation (0.8571)
that one linguistics problem (0.8571)
staying in a problematic relationship for the sake of your children (0.8571)
tripping on DDR (0.8571)
eating too much too often (0.8571)
that the grammer champeen been chosed unfairly (0.8571)
that you were born too late for tall ships, and too early for spaceships (0.8571)
trying to make anything work in internet explorer (0.8571)
getting lyrics wrong in a lyric regret (0.8571)
that in recommending something to someone, you mentally pick out all of the things that they might not like about it, which in turn tarnishes your enjoyment of it a little (0.8571)
biting your tongue while chewing gum (0.8571)
that the sky is full of dreams, but you don't know how to fly (0.8571)
not discovering the Amazing Regret Index sooner (0.8571)
writing a kind of excellent cover letter for a job you're not one hundred percent sure you want (0.8571)
making a promise you couldn't keep (0.8571)
not travelling before settling down into a real job (0.8571)
saving the world by turning it invisible (0.8571)
the orange burny thing make face burn ARRGH (0.8571)
living on the most isolated and boring campus ever (0.8571)
barf (0.8571)
what an enormous number of utterly crap films somehow get greenlit for screen (0.8571)
beating that final stage, only to realize the basic emptiness of the electronic experience (0.8571)
dropping out of highschool (0.8571)
dissociating (0.8571)
that sometimes even the internet can't find something you want (0.8571)
Hitler (0.8571)
letting all that isn't limited to the ground come into your home (0.8571)
destroying something expensive because you can't control your damned temper (0.8571)
that no one votes on these anymore (0.8571)
tucking your dress into your hose (0.8571)
not leaving work before it started raining blood (0.8571)
trying to do something in a bit of a hurry on a website that is extremely slow today (0.8571)
Not thinking she could llove me as a function of not loving myself (0.8571)
lacking situations where you can say "rue the day" (0.8571)
having an OKcupid account you loser (0.8571)
that all these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain (0.8571)
finding only yoga listings for "healing, breathing, compassionate and gentle" yoga, where's my "fire eyed punk rock shit blood and chew glass" yoga (0.8571)
being far more confident or gregarious via the internet or in writing than you are in person (0.8571)
having to wake up before noon (0.8571)
really believing that it's not how you look that's keeping you from a relationship, but you own fears, which somehow makes it even harder (0.8571)
that real life doesn't have an "undo" button (0.8558)
stepping on a slug barefoot (0.8545)
not getting enouhg sleep because you stayed up late on the internet for no reason (0.8542)
not kissing that person you really liked when you had the chance before they became a world famous popstar who is now totally beyond your reach (0.8542)
not telling the truth in the fist place (0.8531)
assuming that she would change for me (0.8529)
that you meet more interesting people in your dreams than you do in real life (0.8529)
saying something satirical and having people think you meant it (0.8529)
being afraid to live up to your full potentia (0.8529)
pulling an all nighter to get work done and spending the whole night watching youtube videos instead (0.8526)
taking forever to get back to someone about a project that only takes five minutes for you to do (0.8525)
not practicing your instrument (0.8519)
buying the crappy product off that enticing infomercial (0.8519)
lolololol (0.8519)
going to bed unsatisfied when she's not that far away (0.8519)
doing later the things you could have done earlier (0.8519)
not wearing a hat or sunscreen (0.8519)
not starting that final paper sooner (0.8513)
not telling the truth in the first place (0.8512)
waking up from that dream (0.8511)
watching movies where the audio and video are out of sync (0.8506)
not asking her out, even though you know she'd say yes (0.8504)
grocery shopping while hungry (0.8500)
Pulling all the legs off that Grandaddy long leg (0.8500)
not being able to find the reciept that proves your xbox is still under warranty (0.8500)
Jar Jar Binks (0.8500)
believing the person who said I wasn't good enough (0.8491)
not saying hello to someone (0.8486)
not standing up for yourself most times, and for some reason feeling like a jerk whenever you do (0.8485)
hearing what you want to hear instead of what was really said (0.8480)
not being sure how to feel anything is important (0.8462)
forgetting (0.8462)
someone finding and returning you your virginity despite your not wanting it back (0.8462)
Being unable to fully trust him just because of my insecurities (0.8462)
your habit of leaving lettrs and sometimes whole out when typing things (0.8462)
apologizing too much in situations where you could have just said 'my bad' or something (0.8462)
once again having angst in your pangst and wanting to dangst (0.8462)
creating tongueseverance fetish porn without special effects (0.8462)
not doing completely selfish and reckless things more often (0.8462)
developing a cold on day one of a densely scheduled workweek (0.8462)
not seeing the fundamental flaw in always justifying your action or inaction to preserve your sense of being a good person rather than acknowledging and then modifying your behavior in order to become an actual good person (0.8462)
wasting your master ball on something shitty like Lisa Allarde Johnson (0.8462)
that that regret didn't make sense out of its original context (0.8462)
getting your balls caught in a beartrap and screaming for help, but nobody thought anything was wrong because you're Thom Yorke (0.8462)

bottom regrets

sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2759/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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most discussed regrets

turtles (4882)
being a minimalist (4567)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (4416)
Kento (4240)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (4137)
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