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making up statistics about fridge deaths, but not bothering to write them down and forgetting them (1.0000)spending ten minutes to make coffee this morning and forgetting to drink it (1.0000)playing furcadia (1.0000)having nothing, I mean literally absolutely fucking nothing, to do (1.0000)trying to use ebay to gague how much an item is worth, but finding only "buy now" prices that range from fourteen to a hundred and thirty dollars (1.0000)having problems at home, but not being able to move out yet (1.0000)the touchpad on your laptop causing all sorts of weird typos (1.0000)only having crushes where you've resigned yourself to the fact that they will never work out (1.0000)forgetting just what the things were you used to enjoy so much (1.0000)that your adolescence was stolen from you by depression (1.0000)making a promise you couldn't keep (1.0000)forgetting to reply to correspondence (1.0000)the HIV virus (1.0000)Contemporary Christian Music (1.0000)not cleaning your room until 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a place that intrigued you before it closed or was demolished (0.9577)not washing your dishes and letting bugs take over your kitchen (0.9545)being unable to talk to people unless you have a "good" reason to (0.9545)telling him to go away when really you wanted him to hold you in his arms and make everything okay (0.9524)spray on tans (0.9524)living through a terrible event yourself, but still being unable to think of what to say when it happens to someone else (0.9524)touching your eye after cutting hot peppers (0.9524)giving your email to that sketchy website (0.9512)leaving your passport in your pocket before doing the laundry (0.9500)throwing up into your own mouth and tasting it twice (0.9500)regardless, not knowing how to fly (0.9500)falling behind on emails, deviantart submissions, and bill payment (0.9500)forgetting passwords (0.9474)getting so awkward when you're caught off your guard (0.9474)not asking her out before she left forever (0.9474)not being able to think of any food to make from the stuff you have on hand (0.9474)That there are no dashes on here, and therefore no good way to spell that oh so important Ryan alter ego T rex (0.9474)playing one of your favorite songs so many times it ceases to be special (0.9444)staying on the Internet until the sun rises again, even though you have school or work in the morning (0.9412)not telling her how you really feel (0.9412)not knowing what to change your name to (0.9412)really wanting to see some movies back when they were in the theater, and still not having seen them now that they are way past being on DVDstill having not seen (0.9412)homeowners associations (0.9412)the sequel (0.9412)not getting enough sleep (0.9412)forgetting to take the money dispensed out of the cash machine (0.9412)never learning to parallel park and now that you live in a city, it's kind of an important skill (0.9394)not learning more languages while your brain still could (0.9394)yelling at someone who didn't deserve it 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(0.8182)eatting undercooked eggs (0.8182)huh, radio, what's up with that radio (0.8182)being emotionally cowardly (0.8182)going out with a girl that you don't like at all for six months just because you know that she is completely infatuated with you and you can't bring yourself to break her poor little heart (0.8182)still not knowing what you want to be when you grow up (0.8182)that your pet will never like you (0.8182)diarrhea (0.8182)being restricted to letters only (0.8182)becoming just like the parent you swore you'd never be like (0.8182)turning on the wrong burner and setting your cookbook on fire (0.8182)staying in a problematic relationship for the sake of your children (0.8182)accidentally coming back out of the wardrobe (0.8182)waiting for a phone call that you know will probably never come (0.8182)going to bed unsatisfied when she's not that far away (0.8182)doing later the things you could have done earlier (0.8182)that no one votes on these anymore (0.8182)searching 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brushing my teeth when I was younger (0.7834)not eating anything today besides a cereal bar, because you've been scared into your room by strange people staying at your house (0.7826)talking yourself into a relationship (0.7818)not starting your correspondance course until two months before it was due (0.7813)regrets without verbs that don't actually make any sense (0.7813)the words you left unsaid (0.7805)not leaving her before she became completely dependant upon me (0.7795)putting very smelly lotion on your hands (0.7783)saying "nucular" when you meant nuclear (0.7778)not admitting you liked that person when their friend asked if you did (0.7778)that your princess is in another castle (0.7778)clogging the kitchen sink with rice (0.7778)that every decision you have made without the regret index has been regrettable (0.7778)leaving it till the last minute (0.7778)getting your hopes up (0.7778)the society in which you live (0.7778)not saving any money (0.7778)spilling that coffee on your white shirt (0.7778)wasting time only to realise that you could've done that very important assignment (0.7778)not going to that concert because you didn't have anyone to go with (0.7778)picking at the scab (0.7778)Ryan Seacrest (0.7755)not checking your bank account balance first (0.7753)forgetting to take the coke out of the freezer (0.7750)what could have been (0.7744)reading Twilight (0.7742)Discovering a great band a few years after they've stopped touring (0.7742)still having no way to tell if a regret has an index of zero because people voted no or because people voted haven't done it yet (0.7742)falling in love with two people and then having to choose (0.7737)drinking mediocre lemonade (0.7733)saying nothing was wrong when you were leaving (0.7727)spending the evening watching progress bars on your computer (0.7727)putting off this paper (0.7723)not lifting with your legs and giving yourself a permanent back injury that prematurely ages you from your prime into a crippled 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on yourself rather than the person who caused it (0.7500)Ryan not putting in a "sometimes" button (0.7500)being socially inept (0.7500)getting into that threesome with two other people who didn't know (0.7500)going through with the wedding when I knew i didn't want to marry her (0.7500)having an idea for a lulzy hoax, but being pretty sure you couldn't pull it off, and fearing retribution (0.7500)that you already mentioned being creepy, so duh (0.7500)racism (0.7500)letting Ayn Rand out of the fridge (0.7500)having nothing to be grateful for (0.7500)that the board game "Don't Wake Daddy" is based on child abuse (0.7500)being lonely (0.7500)taking a large gulp of soda at the self serve station to make room for more then choking and spraying the counter and several passers by (0.7500)that spamming has been the great and grand tradition of the Regret Index for so long now (0.7500)there not being a psychonauts two (0.7500)excessive asparatame consumption (0.7500)not getting going (0.7500)cooking bacon without a shirt on (0.7500)being hungry (0.7500)your passport photo (0.7500)agreeing to photos (0.7500)owing them a favour (0.7500)not wearing sunscreen (0.7500)not inventing food (0.7500)not being able to just check the results without voting (0.7500)dimes being underrated (0.7500)that soylent green is people (0.7500)not becoming the person you had hoped to be (0.7500)TwoGirlsOneCup (0.7500)that there is nothing sure in this world, and there is nothing pure in this world (0.7500)having to read several regrets on the same subject that were obviously added by the same very bitter person (0.7500)obtuse or convoluted regrets (0.7500)MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (0.7500)that you just talk talk talk and who really knows what comes out (0.7500)not 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would be the one that you would typo (0.7500)staying in the safe but boring job instead of roadtripping (0.7500)not getting out to more concerts when you were younger (0.7500)poorly piloting that oil tanker (0.7500)not asking for help (0.7500)Drinking that can of soda that you didn't remember putting there, and ending up with a mouthful of ants (0.7500)ignoring other people's feelings (0.7483)Not measuring twice (0.7470)not saying hi to a cool stranger (0.7462)failing to consider the timing of a personal revelation (0.7455)regretting long into the night (0.7455)being losesome (0.7447)not writing that paper (0.7442)realizing it doesn't matter how smart you are if you still feel alone constantly (0.7439)not studying for that exam (0.7436)not geting your bone on frequently or ever (0.7432)having sticky fingers (0.7429)not being honest (0.7425)being a stupid freak with low self esteem (0.7424)that one time you and your sister were going to order Papa John's pizza, because they were giving 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use "irony" (0.7391)falling for a much older guy, who is also on TV and in real life is probably nothing like the character he portrays (0.7391)skipping step three (0.7391)wasting all my free time playing MMORPGs that I will ultimately get bored of anyway WHY AREN'T I PRACTICING THE VOILIN INSTEAD (0.7387)giving up (0.7376)using the first person singular pronoun instead of the second person singular pronoun in your regret listing (0.7375)that it took Ryan like a year to get the Regret Index back up again (0.7370)getting married to the biggest bitch I've ever met, solely because we wanted to provide a good home for our baby who would have been born out of wedlock (0.7368)reading the spoilers (0.7368)having a poor sense of smell (0.7368)wrecking your bicycle (0.7368)being sexually inadequate (0.7368)not eating anything healthy again today (0.7368)not being able to tell if a comment is a joke or not (0.7368)that vegans only care about animals (0.7368)saying yes to a long distance 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apart, again (0.7333)letting your coworkers find your Facebook and Twitter accounts (0.7333)getting blown off (0.7333)telling "that joke" in mixed company (0.7333)wasting all that time on facebook (0.7333)the saddest day (0.7333)being in love with your best friend whilst she is in love with someone else (0.7333)not hugging more girls in high school (0.7333)selling all my old video games to buy a couple new video games (0.7324)commenting on the current regret, only to realize you accidentally commented on the previous regret (0.7321)caring more about the things you say than the people you're speaking to do (0.7317)not studying (0.7310)not leaving work before it started bloody raining (0.7308)severing a vein (0.7308)telling people it was your hobby before you realized it was just your fetish (0.7308)assuming that you won't get a ticket if you're only gone for ten minutes (0.7308)that, now that you're still awake, you mighht as well be still awake for the rest of the night (0.7308)the thing no one knows about (0.7293)horribly overreacting to your crush finding a personfriend (0.7288)taking the earlier flight home when you could have spent another day or two at the beach (0.7286)making a careless spelling mistake on the Internet (0.7273)putting that poster up with permanent glue (0.7273)being aware of the existence of sean kingston (0.7273)not going for a bbq on a sunny day (0.7273)lending thousands of dollars to Aaron Blaney while we were dating (0.7273)never feeling confidant talking about comics, because even though you love them you don't think you've read enough to be really know what you're talking about (0.7273)the Never Kissed Anyone Index (0.7273)Ayn Raynd (0.7273)eating the guy next dor (0.7273)not phrasing your regret as an action (0.7273)wandering so as to never see her again (0.7273)loaning that stoner money (0.7273)not buying that t shirt (0.7273)farting in an elevator and then someone walked in (0.7273)that T Rex and Utahraptor are cartoon characters and therefore can't actually sex me up (0.7273)pulling on that hair in the shower drain, not knowing what was to follow (0.7273)playing to many videogames (0.7273)clicking "haven't done it yet" on every regret (0.7273)all the stuff you did that you now regret (0.7273)staying up all night, drinking coffee and mate and whatever, and instead of working just watching television (0.7273)the fastest and the furiousest (0.7273)drinking too much and now having to pee all the time (0.7273)regretting everything (0.7273)spicy poops (0.7273)always thinking it's love when it's really just chemistry (0.7273)watching Lost (0.7273)being passionate about something that will never make you any money, so you see your career as only a means to make the money to support what you do with the rest of your time (0.7273)that none of us is named Fartnoise Fartnoise Junior (0.7273)nerding out instead of having a threesum with two hot girls (0.7273)letting your evil twin into your house (0.7273)that if you drop a cat with a piece of buttered toast tied to its back, the cat will land on its feet, find the most expensive carpet in your house, and rub its back on the floor in an attempt to remove the toast (0.7273)not following the lubrication schedule (0.7273)eating solely out of boredom (0.7263)not going out (0.7260)reading typos in regret listings (0.7260)regrets (0.7256)getting back together with her (0.7255)buying a shirt you didn't like because your mother liked it (0.7250)throwing your hat up in the air in such a way that it spun back down and the hard brim hit you right on the bridge of your nose (0.7241)generalizations about married couples (0.7241)not flossing more often (0.7241)eating deodorant (0.7241)owning a Nickleback album (0.7241)that Heath Ledger is dead, because nobody can play the Joker like him (0.7234)avoiding your responsibilities (0.7234)selling my NES (0.7232)listening to your favourite song so much you got bored of it (0.7231)feeling completely euphoric at seeing someone call your story idea 'immediately enticing', even though you gave it away instead of doing anything with it and even though you're a dropout with essentially no plan for your life (0.7222)being unable to kill Madagascar in Pandemic Two, no matter how much you play or what you try (0.7222)hardly revising for my Spanish Oral, but I regret bothering with it at all even more (0.7222)being too polite to take that last cake (0.7222)believing she had a boyfriend (0.7222)not buying ice cream when it was two quarts for five dollars (0.7222)that no one seems aware of the fact that transitioning to DTV means broadcasts can now contain embedded DRM instructions that can restrict or eliminate your ability to record or store certain programs (0.7222)never sending that letter (0.7222)that it looks like your Friday night will be Netflix and YouTube nostalgia again, unless you put on pants and go do something (0.7222)exploring the future (0.7222)coming out of the closet so late (0.7213)not talking to her when her dogs came up to sniff you (0.7209)never following through with your plans for world domination (0.7204)playing it too cool (0.7204)ceasing communication with the guy who loved me because I was afraid (0.7200)thinking a guy was cool before you found out he was a sex offender (0.7200)not kissing more chicks (0.7200)not talking to strangers (0.7190)wetting the bed repeatedly (0.7188)saving over that file instead of renaming it and saving it as a different file after you made all those changes to it (0.7188)getting caught (0.7181)messing up in court (0.7179)leading you on (0.7179)accidentally the whole thing (0.7174)eating the tempura even after your asian friend sent his back because it looked bad (0.7167)wasting your time web surfing (0.7162)not working on my homework (0.7158)being bad at social networking (0.7158)eating at McDonalds (0.7156)not asking her out again, when she would have said yes the second time (0.7151)abandoning your dreams in favor of stability (0.7143)not having sex that one time when you probably could have (0.7143)being unable to reciprocate his feelings for you, even though he was the best thing that ever happened to you (0.7143)saying SHE WAS AWAKE WHEN I STARTED to all your friends the next day (0.7143)letting those two kids break your mystical carousel (0.7143)helping your friend work out his girlfriend problems, and quietly hating him because of your secret crush on her (0.7143)sticking your finger in your mouth without looking at it first (0.7143)surfing for porn even though you are computer illiterate (0.7143)getting so drunk you can't remember what happened (0.7143)the fact that while starting your own business means no one can fire you, it also means you can never call in sick (0.7143)Giving her or him the note declaring your love for them then leaving before they finish unfolding it and never seeing them again (0.7143)letting your toe BLEED A LOT but not realising it (0.7143)Falling in love with a prude (0.7143)being too nervous to call someone you think may have been an important regrette (0.7143)typos (0.7143)dealing with other people's relationship angst while lacking one of your own (0.7143)knowing roughly how one kisses a person, but not knowing how one kisses kissing (0.7143)not being sure if you should be more relieved at not being the only unkissed person here, or worried about where your internet habit is leading (0.7143)that you're STILL locked in the refrigerator (0.7143)being dinner (0.7143)a falling out (0.7143)crass warfare (0.7143)that if anyone from the regret index wants to visit you they are welcome to (0.7143)the zombies eating your brains (0.7143)not deleting your browsing history (0.7143)not calling shotgun (0.7143)not even being able to remember how you first encountered dinosaur comics (0.7143)choosing security over adventure (0.7131)not talking about it (0.7126)zipping your fly a little too hastily (0.7123)not telling her your feelings (0.7121)not sleeping with you when I had the chance (0.7107)that YES FOREVER is not a possible answer in the regret index (0.7105)things that don't exist (0.7105)fucking her up for life (0.7101)Comic Sans (0.7093)failing (0.7092)being a Jack of a lot of trades that aren't really that lucrative (0.7091)maintaining a forum (0.7083)attending an unnecessary meating (0.7083)cheating on a girl you only later realize was The One (0.7073)some of the things I say to my kids when I'm pissed off (0.7073)mytholigizing him, like he does you (0.7073)not claiming the master bedroom (0.7069)Going to the wrong college just to stay with a significant other (0.7059)never loving at all (0.7059)telling him or her you love them, and now the friendship is all weird (0.7059)participating in furry fandom as a preteen on the internet before you understood what yiff meant (0.7059)that you keep eating these Listerine mouth strips, you don't even know why, they're probably poisoning you (0.7059)learning the truth at seventeen, that love was meant for beauty queens, and high school girls with clear skinned smiles, who married young and then retired (0.7059)listening to your head not your heart all the time (0.7059)watching daredevil (0.7049)my frenemy getting picked to be in this club I knew about first, and me NOT getting picked (0.7045)being a fatty (0.7042)listening to so much Christian pop (0.7027)not knowing what to do (0.7027)that bliss is now a word left far behind (0.7027)never getting to see her naked (0.7021)Michael Bay (0.7021)forgetting your umbrella during a veritable monsoon (0.7018)ever signing up for this class (0.7004)supergluing your foot to the bathroom floor (0.7000)not using protection (0.7000)not telling her what was in your heart (0.7000)that while your fan site might have new content, your life story still does not include any kissing (0.7000)being all right now, pretty much, but having had a very bad time two weeks ago (0.7000)finding real life etiquette as daunting as the online deal (0.7000)caring a little too much (0.7000)how slowly the new regret index is caching on (0.7000)that you can't dance (0.7000)forgetting to return that library book (0.7000)putting off doing your laundry (0.6984)not letting someone trust you (0.6984)not listening the whole CD (0.6981)not cleaning the bathroom before your mother comes for a visit (0.6975)not saying i love you (0.6970)concerning yourself with regrets (0.6968)going to IHOP before riding copilot for some aerial acrobat maneuvers (0.6957)eating too much at a party (0.6957)not telling your boss he's a tool (0.6957)false cognates (0.6957)dallying your daunting dentist's appointment (0.6957)lmaolmaolmaolmao (0.6957)not being on a sailboat right now (0.6949)not calling Granny enough (0.6944)not studyng early enough for all three finals (0.6932)not believing her when she said "I'm a worse person than you are" (0.6923)falling in love with two people at the same time (0.6923)saying sorry all the time (0.6923)that some regrets and not regrets (0.6923)calling that number on the bathroom stall to ask how they defined a 'good time', and now some random idiot has your cell number and wont stop calling back (0.6923)teleology (0.6923)filibustering gerrymander reform (0.6923)Not learning from one of these regrets, even though it applies to you and you knew that you would regret it before you read it (0.6923)laughing at a totally inappropriate moment, like during one of those moments of silecne because you just remembered something hilarious and can't stop thinking about it or laughing (0.6923)beating that final stage, only to realize the basic emptiness of everything (0.6923)missing all the deadlines (0.6923)falling into a burning ring of fire (0.6923)Sabrina the teenage gym leader (0.6923)saying one thing and meaning your mother (0.6923)not learning how to work on cars (0.6923)leaving an essay til the night before the deadline (0.6923)asking a new paramour if he or she likes Ayn Rand, knowing how disappointed you will be if the answer is yes (0.6923)lying to the Regret Index (0.6923)never talking to that woman by the bus stop fifteen years ago (0.6923)not writing down your dreams lately (0.6923)not being able to work up the courage to ask a guy out for most of your life (0.6923)
breastfeeding (0.0000)managing to resist the perverse curiosity to see TwoGirlsOneCup, so far (0.0000)tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (0.0000)Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol (0.0000)christmas (0.0000)[ show more ]
taking the hugest dump (1316/0.8772)not hooking up with Ryan (641/0.9203)memorising every Star Trek episode (423/0.1296)that it took Ryan like a year to get the Regret Index back up again (411/0.7370)not starting that final paper sooner (403/0.8519)[ show more ]
The Amazing Regret Index was made by ryan north of dinosaur comics and project wonderful fame. the logo is based on garrulus, used with a CC attribution license.
