T-Rex: Sleep sure does take huge chunks of time out of your life! Nothing you can do about that, however.
T-Rex: ...Or IS there??
T-Rex: Because there's lots of times in my day where there's downtime - moments where I'm waiting, or bored, or things are dull. CURRENTLY when these moments happen I pull out my phone and scroll, but that's obviously not the BEST habit. Then I realized: these are moments where I could be SLEEPING! It's NAPTIME, cats and kittens!
Utahraptor: So you get some of your sleep in during the day, freeing up night-time for activities!
T-Rex: EXACTLY!
T-Rex: Every single moment I'm scrolling social media is one when I could be NAPPING instead!! You want me to like your photos? No thanks, I'd rather like my LIFE! I don't leave comments, I leave CONSCIOUSNESS... in BED!
T-Rex and Utahraptor: Could the elderly have had the right idea ALL ALONG?
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: I'm napping right now. This is shot from above, and I'm on my side in my giant bed, atop my white sheets.
T-Rex: My bed, it's -
T-Rex: It's FAR too big