T-Rex: I spent all weekend on the couch playing video games!
Off panel: Hey! This guy sucks!!
T-Rex: Aha! So you claim! But check THIS out:
T-Rex: Actually, I spent all weekend on the couch READING BOOKS.
Off panel: Hey! This guy has a giant brain and is someone I really want to know!
Off panel: Wait, he's the same guy!
Dromiceiomimus: Incredible.
Utahraptor: That doesn't really prove anything though? You did two things and got two different reactions. Watch!
Utahraptor: I spent all weekend on the couch MURDERING PEOPLE.
Off panel: Hey, this guy sucks the big one, and I'M not afraid to say it!!
Utahraptor: Whoops! I misspoke: I actually spent all weekend, let's say...
Off panel: ...donating time and money to race go-karts and eat pizza WITH murdered people!
Off panel: I love this guy!
T-Rex: I still have questions about your weekend activities
