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January 26th, 2022: The closest thing to a sex scene I'VE ever written is probably the choose-your-own sex scene in Romeo and/or Juliet and I can assure you that it is an extremely excellent scene. There may be a word search involved.

One year ago today: me when i'm told my neck is "medically hairy"

– Ryan

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