T-Rex: Let's settle some age-old debates RIGHT NOW!
T-Rex: Which is better...
Narrator: IMPOSIONS OR EXPLOSIONS
T-Rex: Implosions!
Narrator: CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA
T-Rex: Real vanilla is more expensive than real chocolate, therefore the market has clearly decided it's superior.
Dromiceiomimus: That's - not actually how that works. Supply and demand forces induce -
T-Rex: Too late, next dichotomy!!
Narrator: RAP OR COUNTRY
T-Rex: Rapping ABOUT country music! BAM!
Utahraptor: T-Rex, stop!
Utahraptor: Your opinions are far from universal and as such -
T-Rex: Utahraptor, there's no time!!
Narrator: SHIRTS OR SHORTS
T-Rex and Utahraptor: Shorts!
Narrator: LATER, WITHOUT AGE-OLD DEBATES FOR STRANGERS TO DISCUSS, EVERYONE IS FORCED TO FALL BACK TO TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER INSTEAD:
T-Rex: THIS IS HOW THAT HAPPENED! You could be talking about explosions and implosions instead, but we dinosaurs RUINED IT!!