T-Rex: When I grow up I want to be... AN ASTRONAUT!
T-Rex: That's right, ladies! I'ma float in SPACE!!
God: BECOMING AN ASTRONAUT TAKES YEARS OF TRAINING AND NOT ONCE HAS ANYONE EVER DECIDED TO BECOME ONE AT YOUR AGE AND SUCCEEDED
T-Rex: ...Oh.
T-Rex: Oh.
T-Rex: Guess I missed the boat on that one, huh??
T-Rex: Guess I should just GIVE UP ON EVERYTHING, HUH??
Utahraptor: Not so fast, dude!
Utahraptor: The commercial spaceflight industry is growing quickly, and there's a chance - small, but non-zero - that spaceflight will become affordable before you die.
T-Rex: Sweet!
Utahraptor: But that's ONLY if you die years from now AND spend all your time until then investing your money carefully.
Narrator: THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY RICH PEOPLE WHO WILL SOON BE ABLE TO GO INTO SPACE WHENEVER THEY WANT
Narrator: MUST BE NICE
