T-Rex: Gather round, for I have something to share with you...
T-Rex: ...the SPOOKIEST STORY EVER TOLD!
T-Rex: Well - TECHNICALLY, all who hear the spookiest story enter into a state of insane catatonic terror, so I can't tell you it - I haven't heard it myself. And the second-spookiest story is almost as dangerous: knowing it, it's easy to see how a slight modification to a secondary character's motivation could turn it into the #1 spookiest story, so I can't tell you that either!
Utahraptor: Can you tell me the third spookiest story?
T-Rex: Again the answer is no!
T-Rex: Even a novice writer could see how rearranging the order in which events are revealed in THAT story would easily maximize fright, and in doing so destroy their sanity. HOWEVER: when we get down to the 26,526,544th scariest story, things are pretty safe!
Utahraptor: Okay! Proceed!
Narrator: LATER:
Off panel: ...That was just Little Red Riding Hood.
T-Rex: Her grandmother DIED, Utahraptor!!
T-Rex: GOSH
