Award for Most Scholarly Entry: Daniel Hsu's Conference Paper
	Jason says: I like to imagine Daniel's paper was Professor's dissertation. Very clever! Ryan says: Daniel Hsu managed to condense all possible things that don't exist into one equation. Amazing! Daniel wins: The Professor puppet and dinosaur stickers!

Award for Most 1980s Nostalgia: Brad Westness's Remixed Video
Jason says: This made me happy that the 1980s is one of the many things that doesn't exist (anymore)! Ryan says: I liked the kid with the watermelon head, because I had never seen that before and hey, that could exist in probably ANY time period. Brad wins: Brad is awarded Blue because the puppet reminds me of the 80's: too much neon and spandex.

Award for Most 1930s Nostalgia: Raziel Lafleur's Olde-Tyme Radio Broadcast
	Jason says: Classic! I really love the tone Raziel establishes here. Gee willikers this sure is swell! Ryan says: I submit that any comic could do with a old-time radio drama version. This is a great play to huddle around the 5-valve Philco shortwave and listen to! Raziel wins: The Theodore puppet and dinosaur buttons!

Award for Combining The Most Formats: Mario Panighetti's List Formatted Song
Jason says: Simple and elegant fusion of two memes. Originally not even intended as an entry, so I hear! Ryan says: This combines the song, which incorporates the comic, and is fused with the fun songs in list format idea I accidentally invented last month. Big ups! Mario wins: Dinosaur stickers!

Award for Holy, A Text Adventure: Nick Matteo's Text Adventure!

Jason says: What a fabulous, fabulous idea! Existential, even. Make sure when you play to try and interact with pi. Ryan says: Nick submitted two versions: the first, and a "bug fix" in which one can no longer interact with the last digit of pi that doesn't exist. I think both are pretty surreal! You'll need a ZMachine interpreter such as WinFrotz (Windows) or Zoom (Mac) to play, OR, you can message user "rodnuk" the phrase "ttde" on AIM to play over instant messanger! Nick wins: Jean Val Jean, puppet extraordinaire! And buttons!

Award for Using Only Sound Recorder to Remix: Tommy Dumouchelle's Lo-Fi Remix
Ryan says: I can only assume this is what music will sound like in 100 years. Tommy used Sound Recorder and office supplies in making this remix Jason says: I imagine Tommy wears all black, writes beat poetry, frequents underground coffee shops, and snaps his fingers instead of clapping. This is some pretty sweet...er, I mean PROFOUND, DEEP...sound art. Tommy wins: Selima the puppet!

Award for Comics? On the Internet?!: Kit Buckley's Remixed Comic
	Jason says: Anachronisms! I bet T-Rex forgot that dirty words didn't exist back then either! Ryan says: Kit tries to fix my comic, but it's impossible. My comic is BROKEN. A study on authorship in a land of continuity! Kit wins: Dinosaur stickers!

Award for Most Use Of Toys In A Video: Kari Collins' Remixed Video
Ryan says: There is some fast-paced stop motion in this video. Jason says: Utahraptor's confusion and voicing is PRICELESS! I smell a spin-off comic series: T-Rex's Adventures in the Land of Things That Don't Exist! Kari wins: Goth, the goth puppet!

Award for Whatever, Man: Jai Salzwedel's Email

Ryan says: Jai's entry consisted entirely of the text "The attached file is my entry to the Things That Don't Exist remix contest. I hope you enjoy! Jai", but there was no attachment to the email. When I wrote him back to tell him he forgot to attach the file, he said, "Didn't I?" :0 Jason says: I loved Ryan's confusion over the incident. Creative! Jai wins: The puppet Jai is awarded doesn't exist, but the copy of Space Rex he gets will!

Award for Surreal And That Is Scary: Aaron Cripps' Remixed Comic Video

Jason says: Oh man! Aaron is awarded Sunshine because the puppet has pink rings around his eyes - clear evidence that he's been under the influence of chemical substances. Just like Aaron MUST have been when creating this awesomely trippy piece! Ryan says: This video is basically the comic looking crazy while Jason screams. A nice piece. It haunts my nightmares! Aaron wins: Sunshine the puppet and dinosaur stickers!

Award for Hey, A Real Song!: Daniel Wilkes' Megamix
	Jason says: Very, very cool! I never would have thought to take it in this direction, but it really works! HIP! Just like Rasta Dude. Ryan says: I love my out-of-genre covers songs, and this takes the song and puts it in an entirely new genre. Therefore: love! Daniel wins: Rasta Dude, the puppet, and a Space Rex print!

Grand Prize Award for Best Idea Ever: Christopher Manley's ThingsThatDontExist.com

Ryan says: Amazing. Chris found a way to change this from a one-month contest into a lifelong calling. ThingsThatDontExist.com is a collaborative site where anyone can submit a thing that doesn't exist! Brilliant. Jason says: I'll admit it: I freaked out when I heard about this one. SO AWESOME. Maybe we can finally compile that exhaustive list! Come on everybody! Pitch in! Chris wins: Mobjylgingho the puppet! He also wins a Dinosaur t-shirt of his choice. Thanks Chris!