http://www.qwantz.com ONLY the greatest comics for all the awesome people of the world?? en-us http://www.qwantz.com/logo.png http://www.qwantz.com Fri, 25 Sep 2026 00:00:00 -0700 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rssDinosaur Comics720 http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4523 Fri, 25 Sep 2026 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4523 <center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><a href="http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php">archive</a> - <a href="mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=you%20can't%20spell%20&quot;crisis&quot;%20without%20misspelling%20&quot;cry&quot;">contact</a> - <a href="http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href="http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23">search</a> - <a href="http://www.qwantz.com/about.php">about</a></td></tr></table><img src="http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-5221.png" class="comic" title="now it's gonna have to be socially-UNacceptable crisis. maaaaan. now it's gonna be weird and awkward when i tell everyone how i'm getting into motorcycle marriage stuff"><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align="left" valign="top"><a rel="prev" href="http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4522">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align="center" valign="top">September 25th, 2026</td><td width=100 align="right" valign="top">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align="left" valign="top"><P><b>September 25th, 2026: </b>This comic inspired by a <a href="https://apps.repebble.com/tens_2280e247bce8407980bf9396">watch face I got for my Pebble watch</a> that not only tells you how much of the day is done, but also how much of the week is done, how much of the month is done, and how much of YOUR ENTIRE LIFE IS DONE. 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What is even its DEAL??<p align="right">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center> http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4520 Fri, 18 Sep 2026 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4520 <center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><a href="http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php">archive</a> - <a href="mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=the%20&quot;yet&quot;%20in%20the%20title%20text%20raises%20several%20interesting/alarming%20questions">contact</a> - <a href="http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href="http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23">search</a> - <a href="http://www.qwantz.com/about.php">about</a></td></tr></table><img src="http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-5218.png" class="comic" title="when you think about it, writers are really mean to people who, on top of everything else, don't even EXIST yet"><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align="left" valign="top"><a rel="prev" href="http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4519">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align="center" valign="top">September 18th, 2026</td><td width=100 align="right" valign="top">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align="left" valign="top"><P><b>September 18th, 2026: </b>Sherlock's misadventures MAY be based on a cake I baked as a teen. It was extremely bitter, I less so. I was more disappointed because I really wanted to eat a cake and thought I'd found an exploit for free cakes (use my parent's pantry to bake cakes for myself on demand).<p align="right">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center> http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4519 Wed, 16 Sep 2026 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4519 <center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><a href="http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php">archive</a> - <a href="mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=inner%20peace,%20outer%20peace,%20even%20surface-level%20cutaneous%20peace%20-%20i'll%20take%20anything%20you're%20selling">contact</a> - <a href="http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href="http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23">search</a> - <a href="http://www.qwantz.com/about.php">about</a></td></tr></table><img src="http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-5217.png" class="comic" title="when you're so far from inner peace that there's not any room to add any words to your final panel, you know it's bad"><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align="left" valign="top"><a rel="prev" href="http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4518">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align="center" valign="top">September 16th, 2026</td><td width=100 align="right" valign="top">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align="left" valign="top"><P><b>September 16th, 2026: </b>This is of course a work of fiction - I achieved inner peace YEARS ago and not gonna lie: it's been RAD. Just like... peace for DAYS.<p align="right">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center> http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4518 Mon, 14 Sep 2026 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4518 <center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><a href="http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php">archive</a> - <a href="mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=ah%20yes,%20the%20seven%20forms%20of%20conflict%20(all%20of%20them%20involve%20men)">contact</a> - <a href="http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href="http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23">search</a> - <a href="http://www.qwantz.com/about.php">about</a></td></tr></table><img src="http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-5216.png" class="comic" title="of course we all know how in the original draft of hamlet, instead of needing to kill a king, hamlet has to eat a big sandwich. he worries it's TOO big but eventually he eats it, and doing so kills him and everyone he loves. shakespeare was induced to change it because there was no room to include the recipe at the end"><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align="left" valign="top"><a rel="prev" href="http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4517">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align="center" valign="top">September 14th, 2026</td><td width=100 align="right" valign="top">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align="left" valign="top"><P><b>September 14th, 2026: </b>This comic is brought to you by WORDS!!<p align="right">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center> http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4517 Fri, 11 Sep 2026 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4517 <center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><a href="http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php">archive</a> - <a href="mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=okay%20but%20i%20DO%20have%20an%20absolute%20and%20complete%20understanding%20of%20the%20universe,%20the%20future,%20and%20ourselves,%20and%20people%20STILL%20don't%20listen%20to%20me%20>:|">contact</a> - <a href="http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href="http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23">search</a> - <a href="http://www.qwantz.com/about.php">about</a></td></tr></table><img src="http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-5215.png" class="comic" title="(said through a mouthful of chips) the word &quot;hero&quot; gets thrown around a lot these days but in this case it must apply"><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align="left" valign="top"><a rel="prev" href="http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4516">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align="center" valign="top">September 11th, 2026</td><td width=100 align="right" valign="top">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align="left" valign="top"><P><b>September 11th, 2026: </b>I'm not lazy I'm BEING THE CHANGE!!<p align="right">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center> http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4516 Wed, 09 Sep 2026 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4516 <center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><a href="http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php">archive</a> - <a href="mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=IN%20HEAVEN%20ONE%20HORSEPOWER%20MEASURES%20THE%20AMOUNT%20OF%20POWER%20ONE%20HORSE%20HAS%20AND%20THAT%20IS%20ONLY%20A%20SMALL%20PART%20OF%20WHAT%20MAKES%20IT%20SO%20GREAT">contact</a> - <a href="http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href="http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23">search</a> - <a href="http://www.qwantz.com/about.php">about</a></td></tr></table><img src="http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-5214.png" class="comic" title="Units of measurement? 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You should be reading <a href="https://swanboy.com">Swan Boy!</a><p align="right">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center> http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4514 Wed, 02 Sep 2026 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4514 <center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><a href="http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php">archive</a> - <a href="mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=dear%20diary:%20Utahraptor%20dismantled%20my%20entire%20deal%20with%20surgical%20precision%20earlier%20today.%20%20who%20taught%20him%20this">contact</a> - <a href="http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href="http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23">search</a> - <a href="http://www.qwantz.com/about.php">about</a></td></tr></table><img src="http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-5212.png" class="comic" title="one time i made a dang ol' commitment to truth and bettering myself; that's how they get you"><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align="left" valign="top"><a rel="prev" href="http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4513">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align="center" valign="top">September 2nd, 2026</td><td width=100 align="right" valign="top">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align="left" valign="top"><P><b>September 2nd, 2026: </b>I had a great time last weekend at GalaxyCon San Jose - thank you to everyone who came out! I hope we get to do it again sometime!<p align="right">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center>