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standing next to your own personal bespoke wario is cool because they honestly make you look GREAT

Mon, 06 Jul 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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July 6th, 2026

July 6th, 2026: A black rectangle will never be cooler than a bunch of blinky greebles and I will go to my grave assuring you all that this is the case.

– Ryan

batman cheat codes for real life

Thu, 02 Jul 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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July 2nd, 2026

July 2nd, 2026: I have studied Batman carefully and am pleased to share my findings, in comic format!!

– Ryan

pop quiz is short for a) popular quiz, b) soda pop quiz, or c) discopop quiz

Mon, 29 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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June 29th, 2026

June 29th, 2026: I have studied music carefully and am pleased to share my findings, in quiz format!!

– Ryan

t-rex is just SO HAPPY in that last panel

Fri, 26 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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June 26th, 2026

June 26th, 2026: I hesitate to share this discovery given how ice cream sandwiches are already delicious, and knowing that the experience can be heightened may lead to all and sundry abandoning their jobs to go home and shower, but such is my commitment to truth!!

– Ryan

this comic is 10% better if you don't know Shakespeare wrote Julius Caesar, so in the last panel it's just T-Rex carrying a heck of a grudge against the guy

Wed, 24 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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June 24th, 2026

June 24th, 2026: It's just jokes! I would never diss my cowriter in this way!!

– Ryan

i wrote this comic a few days ago and then yesterday i saw a turtle!! it's like i MANIFESTED it. only she wasn't wearing a hamburger costume so it's like i manifested NOTHING

Mon, 22 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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June 22nd, 2026

June 22nd, 2026: I've never worn a hamburger costume in my life. This is a warrant canary - if I ever find myself in a hamburger costume I WILL come back and delete this post!!

– Ryan

art is life

Fri, 19 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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June 19th, 2026

June 19th, 2026: I guess in order to maintain consistency with the post beneath yesterday's comic, I must claim that this comic was inspired by horses too. There is, in fact, a greater than 0% chance it was inspired by a song about a horse, so - SUCCESS??

– Ryan

non-candle-based lights, today known as "lights"

Wed, 17 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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June 17th, 2026

June 17th, 2026: This comic was, like most things in my life AND YOURS when you go deep enough, inspired by horses!!

– Ryan

t-rex's movie mashup minute

Mon, 15 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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June 15th, 2026

June 15th, 2026: There's probably other films beyond Back to the Future and its two sequels but I'm afraid they wouldn't interest me at all!!

– Ryan

doctors have tests they can do, so if you're the sucker that was born in that minute they'll know and then they have to tell your parents

Fri, 12 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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June 12th, 2026

June 12th, 2026: TCAF was great! I was just walking around most of the time, but I did have a panel and a signing and I'm sorry to the people who I didn't get to chat with as much but they were had to rush me out to get the next person in line! But it was a DELIGHT and I hope we get to do it again soon - perhaps... ONE YEAR FROM NOW??

– Ryan