http://www.qwantz.com ONLY the greatest comics for all the awesome people of the world?? en-us http://www.qwantz.com/logo.png http://www.qwantz.com Mon, 06 Apr 2026 00:00:00 -0700 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rssDinosaur Comics720 http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4455 Mon, 06 Apr 2026 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4455 <center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><a href="http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php">archive</a> - <a href="mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=to%20be%20fair,%20calorie-reduced%20Jell-O%20WAS%20introduced%20in%201923%20under%20the%20name%20&quot;D-Zerta&quot;">contact</a> - <a href="http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href="http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23">search</a> - <a href="http://www.qwantz.com/about.php">about</a></td></tr></table><img src="http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-5153.png" class="comic" title="this comic is brought to you by uncontacted peoples. they're allowed to contact YOU but you can't say anything back to THEM; i don't make the rules i just enforce them"><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align="left" valign="top"><a rel="prev" href="http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4454">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align="center" valign="top">April 6th, 2026</td><td width=100 align="right" valign="top">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align="left" valign="top"><P><b>April 6th, 2026: </b>The event at the Beguiling was super fun - thank you to everyone who came!!<p align="right">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center> http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4454 Wed, 01 Apr 2026 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4454 <center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><a href="http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php">archive</a> - <a href="mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=it's%20simple:%20i%20think%20we%20should%20listen%20to%20the%20living,%20at%20least%20until%20i'm%20dead,%20and%20then,%20*i*%20think%20we%20ought%20to%20give%20those%20dead%20guys%20some%20credence">contact</a> - <a href="http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href="http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23">search</a> - <a href="http://www.qwantz.com/about.php">about</a></td></tr></table><img src="http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-5152.png" class="comic" title="most art was created by the dead, but then again, so were most mistakes"><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align="left" valign="top"><a rel="prev" href="http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4453">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align="center" valign="top">April 1st, 2026</td><td width=100 align="right" valign="top">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align="left" valign="top"><P><b>April 1st, 2026: </b>Tonight at the Beguiling - me and a bunch of other Toronto cartoonists are signing MAD ABOUT DC! 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babies keep having to learn new shapes, and in this case WE'RE BABIES!!"><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align="left" valign="top"><a rel="prev" href="http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4450">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align="center" valign="top">March 25th, 2026</td><td width=100 align="right" valign="top">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align="left" valign="top"><P><b>March 25th, 2026: </b>Last night I went to go see NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE on the strength of the recommendation of your friend and mine CHIP ZDARSKY and I gotta say, I haven't had a more fun time at the theatre in a long time! 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Only Fool's Spring was here, and true spring remains but a distant dream >:(<p align="right">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center>