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that said, it IS all the uranus gas you can inhale. it is in fact the most confirmed uranus gas it is possible to drink in the known universe

Fri, 16 Oct 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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October 16th, 2026

October 16th, 2026: And the worst part is that saying "I didn't take any of the snacks" is exactly what a snack-stealing person would say, so you already look guilty! The only answer is to never visit Uranus hotels (everyone alive in the history of the world has heeded this advice.)

– Ryan

that said, it IS all the salt water you can drink. it is in fact the most confirmed surface salt water it is possible to drink in the known universe

Wed, 14 Oct 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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October 14th, 2026

October 14th, 2026: This comic was inspired by the ocean!! And also the bad hotel I stayed in lol but mostly the ocean.

– Ryan

sherlock holmes and the case of the missing cookie

Fri, 09 Oct 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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happy Canadian Thanksgiving!! Dinosaur Comics returns Wednesday.

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October 9th, 2026

October 9th, 2026: I'm at NYCC this weekend - my schedule is here! Maybe I will see YOU there too?

– Ryan

the best tattoo in the world (there are better tattoos on aliens in space)

Wed, 07 Oct 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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October 7th, 2026

October 7th, 2026: Are we 100% certain it's not knuckle tats that say "KERN" and "ING"??

– Ryan

t-rex in: getting in SHAPE

Mon, 05 Oct 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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October 5th, 2026

October 5th, 2026: This comic was inspired by realizing I don't know all the shapes, much less how many of them there are! The shapes we all learned in kindergarten was just the EASY stuff!! Although, thinking on it now, I imagine that's by design.

– Ryan

the average human body also has slightly MORE than one complete skeleton inside it, thanks to pregnancies. everyone say "thank you pregnancies"

Fri, 02 Oct 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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October 2nd, 2026

October 2nd, 2026: This is the average Dinosaur Comic.

– Ryan

are ghosts real: the spookiest possible comic for the spookiest possible month!!! i refer, of course, to next month and not the month it's appearing in

Wed, 30 Sep 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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September 30th, 2026

September 30th, 2026: If you are a ghost spending your eternal afterlife reading my comic you have to let me know!! Also, T-Rex will be very happy to learn about tactile signing used by Deafblind people! Tracing letters on the palm is one form of it, but there's tons of others and they're REAL INTERESTING. (Thanks to Forest for letting me know!)

– Ryan

IT'S TIME FOR... MOTIVATIONAL COMIX!!!!!!

Mon, 28 Sep 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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September 28th, 2026

September 28th, 2026: AS WE SPEAK I am visiting friends who I only get to see once a year IF THAT! I'm afraid I must recommend the friend-visit-centric lifestyle, and I do not apologize!!

– Ryan

This is my friend, North Korea, and no, he does NOT want to discuss his name. However my other friend Grand Duchy of Westarctica absolutely won't shut up about it

Mon, 28 Sep 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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September 28th, 2026

September 28th, 2026: This comic is inspired by maps! Whether digital or physical, they're still the #1 best thing to look at if you'd like to see a map.

– Ryan

t-rex and the case of the missed midlife crisis

Fri, 25 Sep 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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September 25th, 2026

September 25th, 2026: This comic inspired by a watch face I got for my Pebble watch that not only tells you how much of the day is done, but also how much of the week is done, how much of the month is done, and how much of YOUR ENTIRE LIFE IS DONE. There's a bar graph at the bottom and it's more than half-way filled on my watch. Oops. OOOOOPS.

– Ryan