http://www.qwantz.com ONLY the greatest comics for all the awesome people of the world?? en-us http://www.qwantz.com/logo.png http://www.qwantz.com Wed, 27 May 2026 00:00:00 -0700 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rssDinosaur Comics720 http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4476 Wed, 27 May 2026 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4476 <center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><a href="http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php">archive</a> - <a href="mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=sadly%20sick%20drops%20MUST%20be%20kept%20away%20from%20beethoven%20for%20the%20timeline%20to%20be%20maintained">contact</a> - <a href="http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href="http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23">search</a> - <a href="http://www.qwantz.com/about.php">about</a></td></tr></table><img src="http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-5174.png" class="comic" title="imagine beethoven, but with a sick drop. but be careful because i started doing that once and now i can't stop imagining beethoven but with a sick drop"><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align="left" valign="top"><a rel="prev" href="http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4475">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align="center" valign="top">May 27th, 2026</td><td width=100 align="right" valign="top">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align="left" valign="top"><P><b>May 27th, 2026: </b>And that completely covers the two types of music it's possible for cover music to be!!<p align="right">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center> http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4475 Mon, 25 May 2026 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4475 <center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><a href="http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php">archive</a> - <a href="mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=WOW%20talk%20about%20an%20UNRELIABLE%20NARRATOR">contact</a> - <a href="http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href="http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23">search</a> - <a href="http://www.qwantz.com/about.php">about</a></td></tr></table><img src="http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-5173.png" class="comic" title="to answer your question, yes, he brought utahraptor to his doctor's appointment. that's what friends do for each other"><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align="left" valign="top"><a rel="prev" href="http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4474">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align="center" valign="top">May 25th, 2026</td><td width=100 align="right" valign="top">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align="left" valign="top"><P><b>May 25th, 2026: </b>Luckily my parents have not been scammed yet but I told them that if I ever call saying I've been arrested and need money for bail immediately, to laugh in my face and hang up. 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Should it be $1000 instead?" and he said no. He said $5000 was the most accurate number. 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If you've ever had an idea you know how sometimes they show up without warning and are easily forgotten. In this way they are much like breakfasts, <i>especially</i> when breakfasts show up at unexpected times and aren't memorable. DID YOU KNOW: not all similes are good??<p align="right">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center> http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4469 Mon, 11 May 2026 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4469 <center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><a href="http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php">archive</a> - <a href="mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=disagreement%20corner%20is%20very%20disagreeable,%20in%20every%20sense%20of%20the%20word">contact</a> - <a href="http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href="http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23">search</a> - <a href="http://www.qwantz.com/about.php">about</a></td></tr></table><img src="http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-5167.png" class="comic" title="agreement corner has VERY harsh punishments for disagreements, and we all find ourselves forced to agree: they're tough, but fair"><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align="left" valign="top"><a rel="prev" href="http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4468">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align="center" valign="top">May 11th, 2026</td><td width=100 align="right" valign="top">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align="left" valign="top"><P><b>May 11th, 2026: </b>Unrelated, but I just saw one, so: shout out to birds! You sound nice and look pretty. Very solid animal, in my considered opinion.<p align="right">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center> http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4468 Fri, 08 May 2026 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4468 <center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><a href="http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php">archive</a> - <a href="mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=well%20i%20saw%20the%20best%20minds%20of%20MY%20generation%20spend%20the%20most%20productive%20years%20of%20their%20lives%20entirely%20on%20optimizing%20profitability%20for%20algorithmically-tailored%20internet%20ads,%20so">contact</a> - <a href="http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href="http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23">search</a> - <a href="http://www.qwantz.com/about.php">about</a></td></tr></table><img src="http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-5166.png" class="comic" title="sorry Allen Ginsberg, sorry, i'm trying to delete it"><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align="left" valign="top"><a rel="prev" href="http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4467">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align="center" valign="top">May 8th, 2026</td><td width=100 align="right" valign="top">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align="left" valign="top"><P><b>May 8th, 2026: </b>I saw the best minds of my generation, and they're doing great! They're really having a good time of it and it's so nice to see.<p align="right">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center> http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4467 Wed, 06 May 2026 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4467 <center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><a href="http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php">archive</a> - <a href="mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=sometimes%20things%20aren't%20just%20horrid,%20they're%20MAD%20horrid">contact</a> - <a href="http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href="http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23">search</a> - <a href="http://www.qwantz.com/about.php">about</a></td></tr></table><img src="http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-5165.png" class="comic" title="IT'S / GOING / TO CURE ITSELF BY THE NEXT COMIC"><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align="left" valign="top"><a rel="prev" href="http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4466">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align="center" valign="top">May 6th, 2026</td><td width=100 align="right" valign="top">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align="left" valign="top"><P><b>May 6th, 2026: </b>I may have spoken too soon re: it feeling like spring, since my weather just told me "cooling over the next few days." Why? WHY<p align="right">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center>