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i think to fit this nicely into canon, i must add a "twenty-three years earlier:" caption to the first panel and make it a prequel, a "comic zero" if you will

Wed, 04 Nov 2026 00:00:00 -0800


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November 4th, 2026

November 4th, 2026: :0

– Ryan

NEXT: sherlock batman meets sherlock, batman

Mon, 02 Nov 2026 00:00:00 -0800


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November 2nd, 2026

November 2nd, 2026: I think this character is great and we will all just have to wait a decade until Batman enters the public domain and we can all legally used him! THANK ME LATER!!

– Ryan

jerks ahoy

Wed, 28 Oct 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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October 28th, 2026

October 28th, 2026: I'm being really vulnerable estimating that getting called a jerk 3-4 times a year is normal! If I'm secretly a jerk don't tell me!!

– Ryan

the relative merits of wooden vs concrete railway ties. AT LAST!!

Mon, 26 Oct 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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October 26th, 2026

October 26th, 2026: Railways! There is much to know about them, and much we already know, which is difficult to count accurately.

– Ryan

t-rex and the work enemy

Fri, 23 Oct 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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October 23rd, 2026

October 23rd, 2026: What is T-Rex's job? None can speak to the matter with certainty, save of course for the certainty that he will not hold it for long.

– Ryan

if you're either mad, annoyed, or attracted at me, you have to tell me. but like, figure yourself out first and then tell me.

Wed, 21 Oct 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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October 21st, 2026

October 21st, 2026: This comic is fictional because nobody has ever been mad at me in my life, so I had to imagine what it would be like. I imagined it really hard and I gotta say, it's not great!! Glad it's not my bag.

– Ryan

t-rex in: chosen FUN

Mon, 19 Oct 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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October 19th, 2026

October 19th, 2026: For more Chosen One stories, may I recommend... DANGER AND OTHER UNKNOWN RISKS by me and Erica Henderson? It uhhhh it may talk a bit about this.

– Ryan

that said, it IS all the uranus gas you can inhale. it is in fact the most confirmed uranus gas it is possible to drink in the known universe

Fri, 16 Oct 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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October 16th, 2026

October 16th, 2026: And the worst part is that saying "I didn't take any of the snacks" is exactly what a snack-stealing person would say, so you already look guilty! The only answer is to never visit Uranus hotels (everyone alive in the history of the world has heeded this advice.)

– Ryan

that said, it IS all the salt water you can drink. it is in fact the most confirmed surface salt water it is possible to drink in the known universe

Wed, 14 Oct 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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October 14th, 2026

October 14th, 2026: This comic was inspired by the ocean!! And also the bad hotel I stayed in lol but mostly the ocean.

– Ryan

sherlock holmes and the case of the missing cookie

Fri, 09 Oct 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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happy Canadian Thanksgiving!! Dinosaur Comics returns Wednesday.

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October 9th, 2026

October 9th, 2026: I'm at NYCC this weekend - my schedule is here! Maybe I will see YOU there too?

– Ryan