T-Rex: My dang creepy octopus and raccoon neighbours, WHO ARE DANG CREEPY, kept me up last night! How? Oh, I'm so glad you asked!
T-Rex: They kept me chanting "carcinisation" over and over AND OVER!
T-Rex: And THAT word, I learned once I looked it up, is a hypothesized process by which, and I WISH I were making this up, animals TEND TO EVOLVE INTO CRABS. Ahhhhh! Dromiceiomimus: Isn't it just sea animals? And then only crustaceans? T-Rex: Only crustaceans... SO FAR!!
Utahraptor: Your octopus neighbours had been quiet for a while, huh! T-Rex: QUIETLY EVOLVING INTO CRABS, apparently?
T-Rex: And... they followed me here, didn't they? Utahraptor: Yep. Creepy voice(s): T-REX... YOU'LL BE LIKE US EVENTUALLY T-Rex: No! Crabs aren't octopodes!! Creepy voice(s): NOT YET
Creepy voice(s): BUT WHEN IT FINALLY HAPPENS Creepy voice(s): AND WE'RE ALL CRABS Creepy voice(s): T-REX Creepy voice(s): WE'LL ALL TASTE THE SAME
What are the haps my friends
members of the attractive sex may be unable to resist you
January 24th, 2020:Thanks to John Fouhy for telling me about carcinisation! And by "thanks" I mean "I may never sleep again".