T-Rex: My dang creepy octopus and raccoon neighbours, WHO ARE DANG CREEPY, kept me up last night! How? Oh, I'm so glad you asked!
T-Rex: They kept me chanting "carcinisation" over and over AND OVER!
T-Rex: And THAT word, I learned once I looked it up, is a hypothesized process by which, and I WISH I were making this up, animals TEND TO EVOLVE INTO CRABS. Ahhhhh!
Dromiceiomimus: Isn't it just sea animals? And then only crustaceans?
T-Rex: Only crustaceans... SO FAR!!
Utahraptor: Your octopus neighbours had been quiet for a while, huh!
T-Rex: QUIETLY EVOLVING INTO CRABS, apparently?
T-Rex: And... they followed me here, didn't they?
Utahraptor: Yep.
Off panel: T-REX... YOU'LL BE LIKE US EVENTUALLY
T-Rex: No! Crabs aren't octopodes!!
Off panel: NOT YET
Off panel: BUT WHEN IT FINALLY HAPPENS
Off panel: AND WE'RE ALL CRABS
Off panel: T-REX
Off panel: WE'LL ALL TASTE THE SAME