T-Rex: A WEREWOLF TALE OF TERROR, by me, T-Rex.
T-Rex: One day Marty McFly got bit by a werewolf! Marty McFly is having a difficult day.

T-Rex: Now he's a werewolf too!

T-Rex: "Great Scott!" said Marty McFly, echoing his friend and mentor, Dr. Emmett Lathrop "Doc" Brown, Ph.D. "I'll miss the Battle of the Bands if I'm out being a werewolf attacking people! But wait, wolves generally don't attack humans unless they're starving. Maybe I could just, like, buy some steaks in advance. I need to learn more about this," said Marty, and then he time travelled ahead thirty years to 2015!

T-Rex: There he could read Wikipedia, which was a thing now!
Utahraptor: Oh no!

T-Rex: "A werewolf or lycanthrope (from the Greek λυκάνθρωπος) is a mythological creature with the ability to shapeshift into a wolf or therianthropic hybrid wolf-like creature" he read -
Utahraptor: Oh no. Dude. You're PLAGIARIZING WIKIPEDIA in your MARTY MCFLY WEREWOLF FANFIC.

Off panel: Literature has hit a new low!
T-Rex: What if I told you the Ninja Turtles show up later and Raph turns werewolf too, in order to better battle a vampiric Krang??
Off panel: LITERATURE HAS HIT A NEW HEIGHT, OMG

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May 1st, 2013: Did you know there are Dinosaur Comics fortune cookies? There ARE! And you should get some because these bad boys are of an edition that is LIMITED.

FORTUNES INCLUDE:

• THAT WASN'T SALT
• SOMEONE AT THIS TABLE IS AN IMPOSTOR
• THE PLATES ARE EDIBLE TOO. TRUST ME. JUST - JUST EAT YOUR PLATE. DO IT RIGHT NOW
• I HAVE THE ANTIDOTE

and more! Basically say goodbye to all those sucky fortunes that have been holding your life back and say hello to Dinosaur Comics fortune cookies because they are BETTER.

One year ago today: i'm going to prescribe you some tiger chomps, but be careful: an overdose can be... LETHAL

– Ryan