T-Rex: A WEREWOLF TALE OF TERROR, by me, T-Rex.
T-Rex: One day Marty McFly got bit by a werewolf! Marty McFly is having a difficult day.
T-Rex: Now he's a werewolf too!
T-Rex: "Great Scott!" said Marty McFly, echoing his friend and mentor, Dr. Emmett Lathrop "Doc" Brown, Ph.D. "I'll miss the Battle of the Bands if I'm out being a werewolf attacking people! But wait, wolves generally don't attack humans unless they're starving. Maybe I could just, like, buy some steaks in advance. I need to learn more about this," said Marty, and then he time travelled ahead thirty years to 2015!
T-Rex: There he could read Wikipedia, which was a thing now!
Utahraptor: Oh no!
T-Rex: "A werewolf or lycanthrope (from the Greek λυκάνθρωπος) is a mythological creature with the ability to shapeshift into a wolf or therianthropic hybrid wolf-like creature" he read -
Utahraptor: Oh no. Dude. You're PLAGIARIZING WIKIPEDIA in your MARTY MCFLY WEREWOLF FANFIC.
Off panel: Literature has hit a new low!
T-Rex: What if I told you the Ninja Turtles show up later and Raph turns werewolf too, in order to better battle a vampiric Krang??
Off panel: LITERATURE HAS HIT A NEW HEIGHT, OMG
