T-Rex: Let's assume I'm a guy who enjoys playing video games more than I enjoy studying!

T-Rex: BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!!

T-Rex: Now, the question is, WHY would I be this way? I'm not HAPPY with it - I'd much rather be a guy who enjoys BECOME A BETTER PERSON WHILE EXPANDING MY BRAIN, but I'm not. Is it ME that's broken? Is it the game developers? Perhaps it's even... SOCIETY??

Utahraptor: This is easy: it's in our nature to enjoy things that are easy, and bettering ourselves is hard!

T-Rex: Oh my gosh: right! It's so simple. Bettering myself IS hard!
Utahraptor: Exactly!
T-Rex: Because I'm ALREADY so great that there's so little room for improvement!!
Utahraptor: No, wait, that's not what I -

T-Rex: By desiring to sit on the couch all night, it's only PROVING how AMAZING I am, AND how NIGH-IMPOSSIBLE I am to improve upon!!
Off panel: T-Rex, I -
T-Rex: Oh my gosh, I must be interrupting my friends for the same reason!!
T-Rex: OF COURSE