T-Rex: I saw a bumper sticker yesterday that compelled me to commit "random acts of kindness"! T-Rex: (True story!)
T-Rex: Anyway, that's exactly what I intend to do today. Kindness ahoy!
Narrator: SOON: T-Rex: Is this house bothering you, Dromiceiomimus? Dromiceiomimus: The house? Why would a house be bothering me? T-Rex: Well - just in case!
T-Rex: Hey, is this woman bothering you, Utahraptor? Utahraptor: Man, leave her alone!
Utahraptor: Your attempts to help us are clearly causing more harm than good, T-Rex! You see that, right? It's like you're living out some stock sitcom plotline! T-Rex: You're right!!
T-Rex: Hah, the next thing you know, I'll have a wacky but non-threatening gay frien- T-Rex: OH MY GOD
What are the haps my friends
aw geez, aw geez
This comic is from May 2nd, 2005! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?
