T-Rex: I saw a bumper sticker yesterday that compelled me to commit "random acts of kindness"!
T-Rex: (True story!)
T-Rex: Anyway, that's exactly what I intend to do today. Kindness ahoy!
Narrator: SOON:
T-Rex: Is this house bothering you, Dromiceiomimus?
Dromiceiomimus: The house? Why would a house be bothering me?
T-Rex: Well - just in case!
T-Rex: Hey, is this woman bothering you, Utahraptor?
Utahraptor: Man, leave her alone!
Utahraptor: Your attempts to help us are clearly causing more harm than good, T-Rex! You see that, right? It's like you're living out some stock sitcom plotline!
T-Rex: You're right!!
T-Rex: Hah, the next thing you know, I'll have a wacky but non-threatening gay frien-
T-Rex: OH MY GOD
