September 7th, 2007: This weekend I attended the fifth annual Board Meeting, which is basically a critical mass ride for longboarders, only we dress up in dress shirts and ties because of the hilarious pun! It was so much fun. There were over two hundred and fifty of us! One guy looked like Albert Einstein and he was my favourite. I don't see any pictures online yet though so you won't get to see him OR the creepy moustache I was sporting for the event, a moustache called the "Herbert Kornfeld".
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