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What are the haps my friends


September 10th, 2007: This weekend I attended the fifth annual Board Meeting, which is basically a critical mass ride for longboarders, only we dress up in dress shirts and ties because of the hilarious pun! It was so much fun. There were over two hundred and fifty of us! One guy looked like Albert Einstein and he was my favourite. I don't see any pictures online yet though so you won't get to see him OR the creepy moustache I was sporting for the event, a moustache called the "Herbert Kornfeld".

I forgot to mention: the I've Got My Own Problems shirt failed to meet the stratospheric expectations I had for it, so if you want one, be sure to order it before the end of tomorrow, Tuesday, because at that point they are DISAPPEARING.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: t-rex calls it a fiver because that's what he imagines counterfeiters call them when they brag to each other about counterfeiting?

– Ryan

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