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What are the haps my friends


January 9th, 2008: I am lucky enough to have this power, which I will call the Power of Internet Popularity, a power shared by a few other people. With this power I can sometimes just make stuff up, and then this stuff becomes real. It's crazy! But it's also fantastic. Peter Parker tells me to use this power wisely and to that I say, "Sure thing, Mr. Parker!"

Last week I talked about mashing up "Smells like Teen Spirit" and "Layla", and both David and Eddie made my fevered dream a fevered reality. These songs are great, and insane. They sound like a crazy person composed them, but as you listen to them, the craziness starts to make sense.

Eddie Davis - "Smells Like Layla"
David Cummings - "Smells Like Layla’s Spirit"

Enjoy! And thank you so much, Eddie and David!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: if there's ever a zombie epidemic, i pledge to be the first - the first! - to blame the sucky zombies.

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out