What are the haps my friends

January 9th, 2008: I am lucky enough to have this power, which I will call the Power of Internet Popularity, a power shared by a few other people. With this power I can sometimes just make stuff up, and then this stuff becomes real. It's crazy! But it's also fantastic. Peter Parker tells me to use this power wisely and to that I say, "Sure thing, Mr. Parker!"

Last week I talked about mashing up "Smells like Teen Spirit" and "Layla", and both David and Eddie made my fevered dream a fevered reality. These songs are great, and insane. They sound like a crazy person composed them, but as you listen to them, the craziness starts to make sense.

Eddie Davis - "Smells Like Layla"
David Cummings - "Smells Like Layla’s Spirit"

Enjoy! And thank you so much, Eddie and David!

YOU LIKE TO READ: Probably, huh? Well GOOD NEWS: my book To Be or Not To Be (choose-your-own-path Hamlet!) is in the new Humble eBooks Bundle! Up to FIFTEEN books at a pay-what-you-want price, plus you support charity (and artists)! Definitely worth checking out, if you ask me.

NEW SHIRTS: As you may have noticed, I've spent the past all this year coming up with a new shirt design every month. Then I sold them for two weeks only! But now they're BACK... for two weeks only. Check them out! There are some PRETTY FRIGGIN' AWESOME shirts here. There's also a new one about dating, kinda?

One year ago today: if there's ever a zombie epidemic, i pledge to be the first - the first! - to blame the sucky zombies.

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out