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November 15th, 2012: An amazing thing you can buy is a big ol' laundry bag with a giant green dollar sign on it!

Don't you hate how on laundry day you DON'T look like a cartoon bank robber on your way to and from the laundromat? Good news, friend: those days are OVER! Impress your friends with your casual riches, confuse patrolling law enforcement officers, put actual money inside of it if you are really that loaded because why not.

The first shipping deadline is this next Monday, November 19th for International First Class shipping! :0

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: FUN FACT: last night andrew hussie and i ate - nay, DINED - at the most Olive of Gardens

– Ryan

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