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November 15th, 2012: An amazing thing you can buy is a big ol' laundry bag with a giant green dollar sign on it!

Don't you hate how on laundry day you DON'T look like a cartoon bank robber on your way to and from the laundromat? Good news, friend: those days are OVER! Impress your friends with your casual riches, confuse patrolling law enforcement officers, put actual money inside of it if you are really that loaded because why not.

The first shipping deadline is this next Monday, November 19th for International First Class shipping! :0


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: FUN FACT: last night andrew hussie and i ate - nay, DINED - at the most Olive of Gardens

– Ryan

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