What are the haps my friends

January 14th, 2008: I am lucky enough to have this power, which I will call the Power of Internet Popularity, a power shared by a few other people. With this power I can sometimes just make stuff up, and then this stuff becomes real. It's crazy! But it's also fantastic. Peter Parker tells me to use this power wisely and to that I say, "Sure thing, Mr. Parker!"

Last week I talked about mashing up "Smells like Teen Spirit" and "Layla", and both David and Eddie made my fevered dream a fevered reality. These songs are great, and insane. They sound like a crazy person composed them, but as you listen to them, the craziness starts to make sense.

Eddie Davis - "Smells Like Layla"
David Cummings - "Smells Like Layla’s Spirit"

Enjoy! And thank you so much, Eddie and David!

YOU LIKE TO READ: Probably, huh? Well GOOD NEWS: my book To Be or Not To Be (choose-your-own-path Hamlet!) is in the new Humble eBooks Bundle! Up to FIFTEEN books at a pay-what-you-want price, plus you support charity (and artists)! Definitely worth checking out, if you ask me.

NEW SHIRTS: As you may have noticed, I've spent the past all this year coming up with a new shirt design every month. Then I sold them for two weeks only! But now they're BACK... for two weeks only. Check them out! There are some PRETTY FRIGGIN' AWESOME shirts here. There's also a new one about dating, kinda?

One year ago today: god and t-rex both actually really love science. that is why they want the kilogram! they're going to take pictures of it front of famous landmarks and send them to le bureau international des poids et mesures

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out