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April 23rd, 2008: Rob emailed me to let me know that besides Australia's proud history of Batman, Turkey also has a Batman City, capital of Batman Province. And checking the Wikipedia disambiguation page, we also discover the Batman measure of weight (1 Batman = 16.4 metric tons), the Batman military position (servant to a commissioned officer), and the Batman price chart pattern, which precipites a decline in price. Go Batman!


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One year ago today: sometimes newborn babies are confused and THEN cry. it can go either way, amiright?

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