T-Rex: Everyone knows I look forward to being an old man - that I covet the societal get out of jail free card that being old gives you! People will say, "Oh, don't mind T-Rex! He always pees on his neighbour's flowers."

T-Rex: "But it's because he's OLD."

T-Rex: But I think my issue is that while I can see myself now (young, vibrant, effervescent) and imagine myself when I'm old (crotchety, petulant, charmingly belligerent), I don't see any in-between stages. The day I start going around with a walker is the day I finally become an old man, and that sucks! That means I'm old as soon as my body's old, and it's way too late to fully enjoy it then.

Utahraptor: Don't tell me you're planning to become prematurely old.
T-Rex: It is now my stated intention!!

T-Rex: And I'm going to start it by calling everyone "my boy". How's it going, my boy?
Utahraptor: I'm not your boy.
T-Rex: My boy, when you're my age, you get to call all sorts of things all sorts of things!
Utahraptor: You're creeping me out. IT DOESN'T WORK IF YOU'RE NOT OLD.

T-Rex: My boy, my boy, my boy.
T-Rex: 〚small〛 Myyy boyyyyyyyy