What are the haps my friends

June 27th, 2008: Oh, Mr. Tusks, you are my favourite tiny elephant in a bowler hat

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Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: if i had three wishes bequeathed to me, don't you know exactly what they would be

– Ryan

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