← July 23rd, 2008 →
EACH AND EVERY DAY! EVERY MORNING AFTER BREAKFAST! WAIT, THAT'S GROSS. NEVERMIND. LISTEN, CAN YOU THINK OF ANY OTHER VERBS THAT CAN APPLY TO "PANTS" TRANSITIVELY?
The haps: I forgot to mention that yesterday, July 22nd, was Pi Approximation Day! Today is Approximately Pi Approximation Day, however, so today you can just sort of rub pie around your face with a much greater margin of error. Math holidays, cats and kittens!