← November 27th, 2008 →
LATER: aliens discover midas's body and use him as a highly unstable source of gold, keeping him in vacuum suspension with magnetic fields. but their ship soon suffers a power failure, midas hits the floor, and the ship is transmuted. the ship drifts until drawn in by the gravitational field of a backwater planet, where it crashes and causes the planet to suffer the same fate as Earth. we join our story centuries later as our heroes, bounty hunters seeking the near-mythic Midas Flesh, successfully break quarantine and get past the defences erected around the planet. they are the first to land on the Second Golden Planet.
The haps: Thanks to everyone who emailed me the Mega Man 3 cheat that kinda has a two-player mode, only not really? It will be as close as we get.
I wanted to link you these song parodies? covers? by Goldentusk, where he takes instrumental theme songs and sings lyrics on top of them, and then in the future whenever you listen to the theme song you'll have these lyrics in your head! I recommend Hallowe'en and Back To The Future and James Bond and Batman. It's good times! Speaking of Batman, this video scratches itches I didn't even know I had
CHRISTMAS: It is the time of year where I have to remind you about Christmas. But I have an excuse! Here in online land it takes some time to ship things to you and yours, so if you want totally awesome Dinosaur Comics clothing to arrive in time for Christmas, you have to order soon. If you're shipping to a non-US address, you should order by November 30th (ie: this weekend you guys!) to get Christmas delivery. After that date, you should order with Global Priority, Express, or UPS shipping to get things in time. The deadline for orders shipped to US addresses is December 17th.
Also! New in the store and pictured above is a T-Rex's Busy Day Hoodie that is warm and huggable and awesome, which coincidentally are properties I'm sure are also shared by the person you may want to buy it for!!