February 9th, 2009 
meanwhile, in tudor england! shakespeare says "t-rex how come you didn't visit me yesterday?" and t-rex says "SHAKESPEARE i was busy rewriting out of copyright books!!" and shakespeare says "excuse me?", and then he says "i have written like 200 out-of-copyright books"


The haps: I woke up parked outside my house. Andrew was nowhere to be seen. My shirt was folded neatly in my lap and I was wearing a very nice pair of suspenders. Someone had written on my chest: "Human Hug Factory". I couldn't remember, but I knew - I know - that everything will be alright.

I have gotten tons of emails about Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, which sounds awesome. The cover art alone, oh my goodness. Yes please.

– Ryan

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