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June 19th, 2009: This weekend I am driving to the sunny Niagara region of Southern Ontario to pick up a longboard deck from a stranger my brother found on a forum. PRO TIP: if you visit the Niagara Region website, there's an image in the lower left that shows you one of three images of this picturesque tourist area, one of which is of a GIANT SPIDER

HE APPEARS TO BE SPORTING A GOATEE


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: anyway it would be like reading a book comprised of "my tummy aches. should i tell someone my tummy aches? my tummy aches"

– Ryan

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