June 19th, 2009: This weekend I am driving to the sunny Niagara region of Southern Ontario to pick up a longboard deck from a stranger my brother found on a forum. PRO TIP: if you visit the Niagara Region website, there's an image in the lower left that shows you one of three images of this picturesque tourist area, one of which is of a GIANT SPIDER
HE APPEARS TO BE SPORTING A GOATEE – Ryan
December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe. December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January. December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL. December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)
HE APPEARS TO BE SPORTING A GOATEE