NEW BOOK ALERT: William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark And/Or Other Stories!! AHHHH IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
What are the haps my friends

June 22nd, 2009: CONCLUSION OF WEEKEND TRIP: Niagara was rad and the falls were pretty big! I GUESS

I am a big fan of Auto-Tune The News, and I think the latest one hits new heights: the song is something I'd listen to all on its own! More songs about smoking lettuce please!


I'm writing a book and could use your support in making it super awesome! It's called William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark and it's a choose-your-own path SHAKESPEARE ADVENTURE. And it's being illustrated by 100% amazing people!!

One year ago today: always write roman number 3 in the space quest ]|[ style. ALWAYS

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out