August 31st, 2009: The Longest Poem In The World takes the latest Twitter posts and combines them into rhyming couplets. Some of them are solid gold, you guys!

"Pizza, wine, and jeopardy - it doesn't get much better than this. / Think it's time to pull out my wedding album and reminisce. :-)"

"Get chaz and carl back together!!!!! / and what is up with this weather?"

I mentioned this on my LJ over the weekend we posted some amazing ones there too:

"You are my rock, my strength and my salvation / Whoa! Stop and Shop has a gas station?!"

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: this is brilliant guerilla marketing. sucky roommates will read this comic, get pissed off at the person who left it there, and think "I'm angry and yet... SOMEHOW - I want to hear more of what these dinosaurs have to say!"

– Ryan