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December 3rd, 2009: You guys, there's something awesome that is finally available for sale, just in time for Christmas!!

OH MY GOODNESS


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: FUN FACTS: anyone who asks for a prorogue today is a weinerhead?

– Ryan

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