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What are the haps my friends


December 7th, 2009: If you're not shipping to the United States, TOMORROW (Tuesday!) is your the last day you can get sexy exciting merchandise in time for Christmas. You should really order soon, everyone!

MAYBE YOU WILL ORDER THIS CHAP RIGHT HERE:

Also: thank you, everyone who has bought stuff!! You are each and all awesome.


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: so hey another fun thing about a body farm would be that if you have a friend who drinks too much and passes out, you could leave him in the body farm so that when he wakes up he would say "man, what did I get up to last night? OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD"

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out