T-Rex: So, um, I spent a few days putting a price on LIFE ITSELF, and now I've got a dollar figure for my own life!

T-Rex: Kinda depressing, you guys!

Dromiceiomimus: Well, you can bolster it some, right? Like, you could add on the price your organs would fetch on a black market. That'd raise it a bit!
T-Rex: THAT JUST MAKES IT MORE DEPRESSING! I don't want to be commodified, Dromiceiomimus. When people said "You can't put a price on life", they didn't mean it was an impossibility - they meant it in the permissive sense! They were trying to give me GOOD ADVICE.

Utahraptor: Not a fan of your entire life reduced to a single number? Then don't do it!
T-Rex: Huh?

Utahraptor: These prices are estimates anyway, dependent on so many assumptions. Even if someone's dead, you can't say for sure how much they're worth! How much was Newton worth? Or Shakespeare? Or some dude who fathered Shakespeare's great-great grandmother? Or some OTHER dude who was there, encouraging him to do it?

T-Rex: ...Weird.

December 7th, 2009: If you're not shipping to the United States, TOMORROW (Tuesday!) is your the last day you can get sexy exciting merchandise in time for Christmas. You should really order soon, everyone!

MAYBE YOU WILL ORDER THIS CHAP RIGHT HERE:

Also: thank you, everyone who has bought stuff!! You are each and all awesome.

One year ago today: so hey another fun thing about a body farm would be that if you have a friend who drinks too much and passes out, you could leave him in the body farm so that when he wakes up he would say "man, what did I get up to last night? OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD"

– Ryan