January 12th, 2010: I'm still big into John "Pictures for Sad Children" Campbell's hourly comics! It's 12 new comics a day, all about one dude! That makes it sound worse than it is, bottom line is I quite like them.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 5th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 6th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 11th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 16th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option.
December 19th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: statistically it's likely that someone reading this comic was playing chess with someone and they had a heart attack and died. I HOPE YOU ARE ABLE TO LAUGH AT THESE CIRCUMSTANCES NOW; OTHERWISE I WILL FEEL LIKE QUITE THE HEEL

– Ryan