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February 3rd, 2010: Superman's girlfriend had a really easy time with this


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Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: the gift-givers were like, "SERIOUSLY?? ALL YOU HAVE ARE NASEEM BALLOONS? FRIG. I'LL TAKE *ONE*"

– Ryan

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