T-Rex: How do you get your name on a street sign? Is there like, a place where I can slap my name down and say "So hey, I heard THAT name's really rad"?
T-Rex: I really want to live on "T-Rex Lane", you guys!
T-Rex: Obviously, my IDEAL address would be "80085 T-Rex Lane, T-Topia, Rexland", but, you know, one step at a time. So: street names! How do I get in on that?
Dromiceiomimus: Well, if you're a local politician your odds are improved through CRONYISM, and I guess if your last name was like, "Lakeview", you'd have better odds too.
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, this advice's Helpful Rating is currently at ZERO!!
Utahraptor: If you're someone famous, that helps too!
T-Rex: OBVIOUSLY.
Utahraptor: Look, if you're serious about this, then go buy some unincorporated land and build a road and house there! I think your street name's considered when the land is incorporated into a municipality.
T-Rex: But then I'd have to live out in the boonies all by myself!
T-Rex: On the other hand, I COULD be living on "Awesome People ONLY: The Street"! Frig! I can't see any way out of this impasse, Utahraptor!
T-Rex: You may want to go on about your day, I -
T-Rex: I may be stuck here like this for a while
