March 2nd, 2010 
Captain I Say Stupid Things At Parties is not a rhetorical device, he's a real person. he's one of those guys whose name has kinda influenced his life, you know?




The haps: The cryptogram in yesterday's comic has not yet been solved, so I've upped the prize to two shirts! Here's a link to Joel's puzzle-solving tool he's released - awesome! And finally here's a link to a picture of Samantha, whom USA Today informs me is working on video games at the best-rated video game school in the States, AND who has excellent taste in clothing. Thanks Samantha!!

– Ryan

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