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this does kinda work in real life: if someone asks for a strongman, you can answer with a double flex and a single raised eyebrow. i say "you", of course, because i - i can't raise one eyebrow
The haps: Would you like to play the original Super Mario Brothers game but with other 8-bit characters instead? The internet has you covered, and yes, it turns out that using Contra's spread shot gun on bricks and turtles is indeed TOTALLY GREAT.
Guys, I will have a new shirt coming out hopefully this week! It will feature both the words "THERE" and then the words "now i'm not naked anymore"