August 15th, 2010: Guys I totally got married last weekend (hooray!), and some of my Comics Palz have done awesome strips for me! I get a week of WEDDED BLISS and you get a week of totally sweet comics. ACTUALLY, I get the wedded bliss AND the sweet comics, but you're still coming out of this in pretty good shape too. Enjoy!

I'm back tomorrow!

I'm writing a book and could use your support in making it super awesome! It's called William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark and it's a choose-your-own path SHAKESPEARE ADVENTURE. And it's being illustrated by 100% amazing people!!

One year ago today: anyone who wants to add "Flower of Sperm Directed Onto Everything Ever" as a much-desired item in an rpg, please, feel free

– Ryan