Image description: The comic uses a close-to-standard template with dinosaurs replaced by hand-drawn humans in wedding outfits, presumably Ryan North (as T-Rex) and Jenn Klug (as both Dromiceiomimus and Utahraptor)
Ryan: What is up with newlyweds stomping on an empty wine glass after the ceremony? I mean, if you’re out of wine...
Ryan: Stomp some GRAPES!
Ryan: 〚about to stomp on a wine glass〛 No but seriously though, it has something to do with TRADITION. I think it is connected to the way harborfolk christen ships by smashing bottles of booze against them. In old times the bride and groom would smash wine bottles against each other to christen the marriage. Effin’ badass!
Jenn: Why would you say something like that? And why now?
Ryan: 〚about to stomp on another wine glass〛 Relax! I wasn’t SUGGESTING that we do it ourselves.
Jenn: Stop stomping our wine glasses!
Ryan: Although I’ll have you know that they make easy-break wine bottles for movies and the damage they do to the body is basically minimal.
Ryan: Also not a suggestion.
Jenn: No! No more breaking shit, ok?
Ryan: Alright here is an ACTUAL SUGGESTION then: Would it KILL you to just once say “Alright let’s do that thing you just said”?
Ryan: And I realize the answer is probably ‘yes’ in the context of bottle combat.
