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August 27th, 2010: Has anyone had a fully excellent week? If so then you have unlocked Excellent Week: Fun Times Good Times and I am happy for you!

If you follow me on Twitter you'll already know that last night I had dinner next to a guy on a first date who was like a mixture between Dwight Schrute and Babycakes; it was just as awesome as it sounds!


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

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Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: the wikipedia page on pedigree collapse writes about "the common historical tendency to marry those within walking distance", which i find to be ENTIRELY CHARMING. you're within walking distance, baby! let's get hitched!

– Ryan

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