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November 10th, 2010: Pal Joey has a new book out! It's called BIBLE CAMP BLOODBATH and it does exactly what it says on the tin. And if you're not sure you want to buy a book just because two dudes told you too, he's also serializing it online!

Bible Camp Bloodbath is a story about a boy named Martin. Martin is going to Bible Camp, and he's going to make a lot of new friends. He's excited, too, but that's probably because nobody told him what the book is called.

Also my friend Doctor Priya (she of Secrets of the Medical Profession fame) was medical consultant on the book and informed Joey on the particulars of murder; these are my friends and they are great.


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: utahraptor used to be more against t-rex stepping on tiny women, but it keeps happening and the woman keeps coming back, so, now, he's not so sure

– Ryan

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