January 28th, 2011 
It is not something that I made up as I went along, nor is it the result a game of 'Mad Libs', nor was it something spelled out in my alphabet soup. You may find yourself surprised!


–Imagine if it had vocals! And a drum solo!


The haps:
  • THING ONE: The commas there in panel five are to avoid garden path sentences, which would've resulted for more than a few people when they read "when he tries to drink the water moves". LINGUISTICS!
  • THING TWO: Save your discarded hair... for SCIENCE.
  • THING THREE: You can get signed copies of my new AND awesome book! It's for this week only.

    You can get the book signed to whoever you want AND you can specify what clothes you want T-Rex to wear. I WILL DRAW T-REX IN THE HAT OF YOUR CHOOSING. This is the future, and we live in it!

  • THING FOUR: I'll be in New England this Saturday (tomorrow!) for this event, featuring video games! WILL YOU???

– Ryan

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