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What are the haps my friends


March 29th, 2011:

Machine of Death, the basically-awesome book based on this comic that Matt, David and I put together has been doing really well, and we wanted to make some awesome things to go with it. So we did!

In a case of ideas bleeding into reality, there's now actual death-prediction cards that you can get! Free with any order from TopatoCo, which basically means free if you order anything from tons of awesome webcomics. If you don't want to order, we'll also trade you one if you send us a self-addressed stamped envelope with something neat inside!

In a case of taking something and making it Ultimately Classy, there's now a limited-to-300-copies Hardcover Collector's Set of Machine of Death, which comes with a gorgeous hardcover copy (check it out, it's so classy) an official, sealed-by-the-Ministry-of-Determination and ACCURATE Certificate of Predicted Death, and an embroidered iron-on Machine patch.

In a case of taking something and puttin' that show on the road, we're holding a talent show on April 26th, and we're looking for auditions. It will be great.

And finally, in a case of taking something and then selling it for less, the eBook version of Machine of Death is now on sale for $5.99, which is almost half-price! So if you haven't read the book, you have now a cheaper (eBook sale!) and also a much more expensive (limited edition collector's set!) way of getting it. WE HAVE YOUR BACK.


so pretty

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 5th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 12th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or Express for international orders!
December 13th: Only USPS Priority Express or FedEx 2- for guaranteed Christmas delivery.
December 18th-December 19th: FedEx 2-Day and Overnight might work, but no promises!!

Here that is in GRAPHIC FORM!

One year ago today: ON THE OTHER HAND I WAS ALSO 99% SURE THAT BUTTERFLIES DIDN'T HAVE PROTRACTED DREAMS ABOUT BEING T-REXES SO HECK WHAT DO I KNOW

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out