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April 5th, 2011: Some friends of mine (Bradshaw, Naseem and Connie!) made an all-dancing love letter to Toronto! I am in it, look for me attempting to dance while sitting down in a streetcar. :0


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One year ago today: if you're unfamiliar with the concept of personal branding, it's like the personality you already have, only it's fake, manipulative, and everyone who is not in the business of selling personal branding finds it crass. OH YES I GOT OPINIONS. OPINIONS I AM NOT AFRAID TO EXPRESS IN A SOMEWHAT HIDDEN MEDIUM THAT ONLY SUPER ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out