T-Rex: Shakespeare wrote in rhyming couplets and it was great / I bet I could do the same and not desecrate!
T-Rex: (His memory)

God: WHOAH T-REX THAT RHYME WAS TERRIBLE
T-Rex: What? Says who??

God: SAYS ME GOD WAIT HOLD ON A SECOND SHAKESPEARE IS HERE AND HE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ONE SEC I'LL PUT HIM ON
God: HELLO THIS IS SHAKESPEARE AND WOW THAT RHYME WAS REALLY BAD
T-Rex: That's not him! He'd say "Forsooth"!
God: UM
God: FORSOOTH ALACK YONDER MAIDENS

T-Rex: God! Did you PRETEND to be Shakespeare?
God: POSSIBLY
T-Rex: "Possibly"!!
Utahraptor: Possibly?

T-Rex: God said that Shakespeare hated my sweet rhymes, and to prove it he pretended to be Shakespeare!
Utahraptor: Well if he can do anything, that'd necessarily include "Shakespeare impersonations".
T-Rex: But ALSO "Shakespeare impersonations that don't make me mad"; why didn't he do that one?

God: UM T-REX IT'S ME SHAKESPEARE AND MAY I JUST SAY YOUR RHYME IS WAY BETTER THAN ANYTHING I EVER DID WRITE
T-Rex: Okay
T-Rex: ...That makes sense