What are the haps my friends

April 14th, 2011: Nobody in Montreal touched my bum today but I bought some batteries. Montreal is a city of highs and lows.

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One year ago today: I can buy a phone that doubles as a CORDLESS TELEX MACHINE, Utahraptor.

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out