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May 17th, 2011: I made a new shirt!

It MAY be the last shirt you ever need, on account of how it is awesome. "It attracts the ladies when I walk into a room", I hear you saying, "which is awesome, but what ELSE does it do?" Oh I don't know it's just a shirt you need to lower your expectations and remember that you can only ask for so much from a single garmen- JUST KIDDING THE TEXT GLOWS IN THE DARK


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: i've got 2words4u: what now

– Ryan

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